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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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Who wants to watch a TexAgs "fact" become accepted knowledge in real time?

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47 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

God damn, I don't think the tears about us joining the SEC will ever be beaten, but the way they're turning on each other right now is up there

The way they still talk about as if it's not around the corner. Some hilarious denial at hand 

Their collective lack of critical thinking skills as a group is breathtaking. 
 

don’t understand how we landed a good class aster 5-7, then don’t understand how they won’t be. 

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LHF and my keyboards right now:
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Today I learned that this Texas staff doesn’t develop LBs because look at Malik Jefferson. Thanks, Ags.

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32 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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"We have had one losing season in the last 1years.  Sark 2."

 

 

Ah, so we're playing the bag game now buying the dad. No, we have NIL you fucking morons. We're doing this shit legally 

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last one is coastag, one of the resident insiders

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Wait, what are we talking about here? What is the discussion that nobody’s ready for about why we get benefits of doubt? I sincerely don’t know. They’re talking in code so I assume it’s something offensive and hilarious.

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Wait, what are we talking about here? What is the discussion that nobody’s ready for about why we get benefits of doubt? I sincerely don’t know.

That we're the flagship. We're a better school. We're more popular. We have more pull. Austin is better than College Station.

 

The whole "THEY DUNN HIRED ANT HILL'S DAD!!1" thing is amazing to me. Not one of them (or anyone, really) ever said a single word about this until like 2 hours ago and now it's gospel truth. 

 

I'm gonna go out on a massive limb here and guess that we didn't hire his dad, BTW

 

Edit: also, their "sickefying" DL? What? Is wheelz having a stroke?

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Ayyyy 78Eagle (aka this cycle's "I want 3 stars that love A&M" guy) is back!

Meanwhile, Hill thought Midnight Yell was fucking weird, which is a real point in his favor.

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

That we're the flagship. We're a better school. We're more popular. We have more pull. Austin is better than College Station.

 

That’s it? Those are obvious, objective facts. I thought it was something more conspiratorial. 

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Bro we're going to hit the Portal so hard bro so fucking hard bro just going to hit it bro

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"We just had our worst season in modern program history." 

 

Today I learned that 2003, 2005 and 2008 aren't "modern." I guess if there's one thing they've always been good at, it's cherry picking random years that support whatever stupid shit they're trying to spew

 Hill did not care for milkmen prancing back and forth telling goofy jokes about Ol Rock, the good ag.  Shocked, I tell you, I am shocked.  

"What do you notice about his commitment image?" 

 

For a second, I thought he was about to go off on some Q Anon rant

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Posting whatever comes next in the morning but the Cliff Notes are:

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23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That we're the flagship. We're a better school. We're more popular. We have more pull. Austin is better than College Station.

 

Deep down, they all know it. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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...They still don't understand what NIL means, do they?

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Every fucking drop of the last 2 pages.  Straight to my veins.

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after the Leach and Beard news, nothing like a bit of Schedule 1 schadenfreude to make everything feel better

42 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Wait, what are we talking about here? What is the discussion that nobody’s ready for about why we get benefits of doubt? I sincerely don’t know. They’re talking in code so I assume it’s something offensive and hilarious.

My best guess is he's talking about them being conservative and us being liberal and the entire media world actively working against them as a result.

I wish I was kidding, but I'm completely serious.  I've seen them post similar things more explicitly.

Ant Hill chose Texas because the liberal media made him do it to hurt conservative aggy.

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It’s hilarious they act like these “depth guys” are no big deal when they had so many “injury” issues this year. One of the most “injured” teams in all of CFB and they don’t see it as a problem that their roster is basically one or two actual injuries away from a complete and total implosion. 
My favorite was one of them saying "we usually only use two linebackers at a time"[emoji85][emoji85][emoji23]

hahaha.  He was at Miami midnight yell, and looked at his phone instead of looking at the moronic idiots in the overalls?   

 

Yeah, no shit. 

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An unsigned termination letter in one hand, and a fill-in-the-blank championship trophy in the other would make Bjork into the biggest BSD in all of Texas. 

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It will be funny to read all the agfics  when a couple of those 13 commits get flipped on signing day and cause a panic with the others who have options.

Car detailer for Red McCombs, obviously

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So now we’ve bought his dad and another hs coach with new jobs?  What are the jobs?

Wash, rinse, repeat.  It's been this way since the first year of recruiting...  It's never, "fuck, tu beat us for that one".. it's never aggy sucking being an issue. It's always "tu money'. 

100 + years of eyeballing the University of Texas with envy, desperately wanting to be UT, yet cannot comprehend why someone would pick "tu" over aggy.  

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I ❤️ this thread 

 

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

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Lemme get a raincheck on that. I’m afraid it would kill my aggy misery buzz right now.

My favorite part is how they cling to Charlie strong ineptitude about how we don’t develop anyone (prob fair criticism for that time period) and can’t look at massive growth from this season in lots of positions and just assume we are going to continue to “waste” talent like a 3 star LB that was all conference/3rd team all American, multiple other all conference selections, and a doak walker winner. Gold, Jerry, gold!

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7 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I ❤️ this thread 

 

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That video makes me laugh literally every time I see it. Especially with the music. It's perfection.

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