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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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Well, this is certainly worth re-visiting 🤣🤣

 

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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I just wanted to pop in to say that Longhornfrenzy and texifornia both deserve the Surly equivalent of the medal of honor. Simply incredible work, gentlemen. May you both live a thousand years

I just wanted to pop in to say that Longhornfrenzy and texifornia both deserve the Surly equivalent of the medal of honor. Simply incredible work, gentlemen. May you both live a thousand years
aggy may have fallen bassackwards into a championship of some sort in that amount of time.
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4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Their collective lack of critical thinking skills as a group is breathtaking. 
 

don’t understand how we landed a good class aster 5-7, then don’t understand how they won’t be. 

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So now we’ve bought his dad and another hs coach with new jobs?  What are the jobs?

Owning the Aggies.

4 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

My best guess is he's talking about them being conservative and us being liberal and the entire media world actively working against them as a result.

I wish I was kidding, but I'm completely serious.  I've seen them post similar things more explicitly.

Ant Hill chose Texas because the liberal media made him do it to hurt conservative aggy.

That's just your opinion, ya stupid libsip

3 hours ago, campcrunk said:

I just wanted to pop in to say that Longhornfrenzy and texifornia both deserve the Surly equivalent of the medal of honor. Simply incredible work, gentlemen. May you both live a thousand years

If I meet these guys in real life, beers on me. 

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The 247 board is full of morons, but props to them for going to the aggy 247 board and upvoting the hell out of Perroni's commitment thread on Hill.

 

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9 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Yeah, after 4 drafts and going on their 5th the staff has 2 LBs in the NFL.

Meanwhile Sark doesn’t have any LBs in the NFL after his first year, though admittedly he’s got one going in year 2 (and likely another in year 3).

Just doesn’t make any sense what so ever why anyone might think they could get developed at tu, mindbottling. 

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6 hours ago, campcrunk said:

I just wanted to pop in to say that Longhornfrenzy and texifornia both deserve the Surly equivalent of the medal of honor. Simply incredible work, gentlemen. May you both live a thousand years

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

*criterion

I mean, if he can’t be troubled to watch football or look at the AP All American team while talking about football and development, the dictionary really had no chance here. 

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

@SydneyCartonan appetizer

 

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“Time to just raise the money” is the kind of clueless and flippant line that eats at me on this board and gives me comfort in seeing it on the boards of other schools. That idiot has no idea what he’s taking for granted.

 

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

“Time to just raise the money” is the kind of clueless and flippant line that eats at me on this board and gives me comfort in seeing it on the boards of other schools. That idiot has no idea what he’s taking for granted.

 

Yeah, pass the hat and collect $90 million. Just that easy

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

“Time to just raise the money” is the kind of clueless and flippant line that eats at me on this board and gives me comfort in seeing it on the boards of other schools. That idiot has no idea what he’s taking for granted.

 

And what he really means is "time to just raise other people's money"

11 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I mean, if he can’t be troubled to watch football or look at the AP All American team while talking about football and development, the dictionary really had no chance here. 

I think deep down they know/saw that the Texas staff was developing players this year. They just can't bring themselves to admit it and face reality so it's just the same ol' same ol' of "bdf", "tu dumpster fire", "they don't play defense!!"  Which in turn makes this thread such a delight to read.

16 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

@SydneyCartonan appetizer

 

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“Not sure I have ever see a program implode in my 55 years!”

I guess Agbucket91 missed what happened at Florida State right before Jimbo left. It’s basically a repeat of his Florida State tenure except he skipped the part where he actually won a championship.

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I think deep down they know/saw that the Texas staff was developing players this year. They just can't bring themselves to admit it and face reality so it's just the same ol' same ol' of "bdf", "tu dumpster fire", "they don't play defense!!"  Which in turn makes this thread such a delight to read.

Reading their reactions as lies, then as denial, then as ignorance gives three times fun. It really doesn’t matter to me so much why they’re wrong, just that they’re wrong. And miserable. And even more miserable when a loaded Texas rolls into their SEC division/pod/however that gets sorted. 

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

“Time to just raise the money” is the kind of clueless and flippant line that eats at me on this board and gives me comfort in seeing it on the boards of other schools. That idiot has no idea what he’s taking for granted.

 

Maybe if you’re broke ya stupid sip, have you seen the price of insurance lately. The State Farm army will have zero issues coming up with the 90 million plus assistant salary plus hiring a full new coaching staff plus keeping our current team in place plus recruiting class plus portal

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I don’t know about you guys, but I’m just devastated for Hill. Truly eye opening to learn just how bad he wanted to be an Ag but his mean ol Dad has been bought and paid for, now FORCING him to go to a school that had a better season and isn’t on the verge of firing most of the staff he’s committing to. Just awful.

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Can you believe my best friend and I just got fired before the holidays?  This company I work for in Cypress just hired two new black guys for our jobs yesterday.  I know this is recruiting and not the Help board but we have mouths to feed so any leads are helpful.

17 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Maybe if you’re broke ya stupid sip, have you seen the price of insurance lately. The State Farm army will have zero issues coming up with the 90 million plus assistant salary plus hiring a full new coaching staff plus keeping our current team in place plus recruiting class plus portal

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Dude- you ain’t lying about the price of insurance. My broker told me the 1500-1800 policy is basically gone and it’s all 3k now for your median house no big deal policy in Htown. If we stipulate that at least 87% of aggy is in the insurance game in HTown then they must be getting rich. 
 

36 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Yeah, pass the hat and collect $90 million. Just that easy

With the money they saved not giving Anthill, Sr a 7-figure job, they can jump start the Jimbo buyout fund.  

4d go-fish.

This is really surreal.  They were on Cloud 9 with unfounded hopes of a playoff birth and all the hype around their recruiting class just a few short months ago.

Fast forward to today, and every day I wake up and it's like

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Nope.  It's real.

7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Does this work for aggy misery? Asking for Surly.

 

 

 

 

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Ok, there might be some doubling up with the ones LHF already posted, but here we go

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You only have like 3 LBs you don't want to let Durkin kill one of them

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What fucking job did we get his Dad that was insurmountable? President of Receiving Blowjobs? 

 

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Just incredible that the employment of Anthony Hill's father was never mentioned before last night, and now it is a stone cold, indisputable fact that we got him a job.

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TIL being selected as one of the top 10 LBs in CFB means you’re mediocre. 

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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lol, "I don't have any facts or knowledge but it's totally true you guys. trust me."

Started with the right answer. Then proceeded to turn it into the wrong answer. 

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The cognitive dissonance they display in talking about our defense being a disaster and sark running a dumpster fire of a program is amazing in how out of touch with reality it is. 
3 game improvement. Good recruiting. Clearly large improvements in development, about to have something like 1/2 a dozen guys drafter. We aren’t on top of the world or anything but if they can’t see the fundamental difference in program trajectory that’s on them. We’d NEVER have that problem. 
Their lack of ability to see reality and lack of self awareness really stunts their growth and ability to succeed. I can’t imagine those qualities ever change, they are the least self aware dipshits around. 

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