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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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2 hours ago, GTX Horn said:

“Not sure I have ever see a program implode in my 55 years!”

I guess Agbucket91 missed what happened at Florida State right before Jimbo left. It’s basically a repeat of his Florida State tenure except he skipped the part where he actually won a championship.

Yes, he has seen a program implode.  Several times. He just doesn’t remember. 
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2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The cognitive dissonance they display in talking about our defense being a disaster and sark running a dumpster fire of a program is amazing in how out of touch with reality it is. 
3 game improvement. Good recruiting. Clearly large improvements in development, about to have something like 1/2 a dozen guys drafter. We aren’t on top of the world or anything but if they can’t see the fundamental difference in program trajectory that’s on them. We’d NEVER have that problem. 
Their lack of ability to see reality and lack of self awareness really stunts their growth and ability to succeed. I can’t imagine those qualities ever change, they are the least self aware dipshits around. 

Maybe it’s their historical experience with their interchangeable parts of suck that prevents them from understanding that a different staff can, and has, made a difference in how talent is developed in Austin. 

When everything you do implodes around you regardless of who you have on staff it may be hard to grasp that this isn’t universally true. 

Oh, how the tides have turned. They’ve gone from a blank national championship trophy to a blank firing letter.

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I’m surprised they didn’t go with “202_” 

Not that it matters. 

2 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

And what he really means is "time to just raise other people's money"

speaking of which, time to check in on the Crimson and Cream NIL Money raising machine.  It's now day 30 and they're halfway to their goal of $1.5M in individual donations. (there is a donor match of those) I'd expect that total number to continue to increase, but at a decreasing rate. Maybe they get there in 2-3 months? This is supposed to be for all sports though, and that considered, that's not really a recipe for success long term.  

Now if that "Good Ag" Evan Stewart were to hit the portal,  we'd have to shut this thread down to prevent the OD.

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36 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Just incredible that the employment of Anthony Hill's father was never mentioned before last night, and now it is a stone cold, indisputable fact that we got him a job.

"We have unlimited funds but can't compete with employing someone!" 

9 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I’m surprised they didn’t go with “202_” 

Not that it matters. 

Because they thought it was probably gonna happen in 2019.

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40 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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pre madana’s

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2 minutes ago, nnm said:

pre madana’s

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Yeah pre madonna was my favorite but the gomer can't even spell her name right.

Side note every time I see an ag whine about bags I think they are watching this commercial..
 

 

4 minutes ago, nnm said:

pre madana’s

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It’s hard to route for pre madana’s, though. 

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Yeah, pass the hat and collect $90 million. Just that easy

you sound poor. 

54 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The cognitive dissonance they display in talking about our defense being a disaster and sark running a dumpster fire of a program is amazing in how out of touch with reality it is. 
3 game improvement. Good recruiting. Clearly large improvements in development, about to have something like 1/2 a dozen guys drafter. We aren’t on top of the world or anything but if they can’t see the fundamental difference in program trajectory that’s on them. We’d NEVER have that problem. 
Their lack of ability to see reality and lack of self awareness really stunts their growth and ability to succeed. I can’t imagine those qualities ever change, they are the least self aware dipshits around. 

They're just a playcaller and stud LB away from taking it all. All!

 

 

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AP 3rd team isn’t a great achievement? He was identified at a top 10 lber in the nation, right? And he was robbed of his conference dpoy by the rigged conference.

3 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

AP 3rd team isn’t a great achievement? He was identified at a top 10 lber in the nation, right? And he was robbed of his conference dpoy by the rigged conference.

Forget it Keys, it’s texags

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There's some great ones, but this one continues to be hilarious.....Arch manning being bought......because money (which he would get wherever he went, and outside of corporate NIL probably doesn't really move the needle for them) would be the deciding factor for the Manning clan.........

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If the Texas football program can help out a guy with a hardscrabble young life like Arch Manning, I’m glad to see it. 

3 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

If the Texas football program can help out a guy with a hardscrabble young life like Arch Manning, I’m glad to see it. 

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Need someone to deepfake AM’s face on Annie. 

Does arch even know what money is?  When has he ever had to ponder its significance or assign it a value?

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6 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

Do they have any real, concrete examples to point to support the "the Sips have the bags out again!" stuff?

Much like Russia, every accusation is really an admission of guilt

Man, now that I know there is a fact creation machine inside TexAgs I’m itching to have someone go insert some crazy ass rumor to see how fast it becomes fact. 

7 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

Do they have any real, concrete examples to point to support the "the Sips have the bags out again!" stuff?

Sure just like they have the fact that we gave his dad and his coach a job......

but we can't talk about it because it's only known by those in the know...GIF by Becky G

They bring this up so much. I've been following recruiting for 14 years now and Torshiro Davis was like the only one where I just said "Hm" re: a bag drop. Otherwise, despite having the most money or whatever, we never won the auction guys and have no NCAA investigations to show for it. As opposed to the Aggies...

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

@SydneyCartonan appetizer

 

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Hey Agbucket, you may want to have the wife pick you up some Xanax, because your life is only going to get more difficult.

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Last set before the MGK meltdown

MGK meltdown? Who dat?

Also, what is the supposed job we gave Anthony Hill's dad that was the ultimate deciding factor that aggy keeps talking about?

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

MGK meltdown? Who dat?

Also, what is the supposed job we gave Anthony Hill's dad that was the ultimate deciding factor that aggy keeps talking about?

shh  

 

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Just now, C-Man said:

MGK meltdown? Who dat?

Also, what is the supposed job we gave Anthony Hill's dad that was the ultimate deciding factor that aggy keeps talking about?

Marquis Groves-Killebrew.

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No way did he say the portal is your friend. No way that just happened with the blackhole sucking everyone out of BCS as we speak. 

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

MGK meltdown? Who dat?

Also, what is the supposed job we gave Anthony Hill's dad that was the ultimate deciding factor that aggy keeps talking about?

I too am curious about this job. I suspect that it involves manufacturing and selling internets.

4 hours ago, GTX Horn said:

“Not sure I have ever see a program implode in my 55 years!”

I guess Agbucket91 missed what happened at Florida State right before Jimbo left. It’s basically a repeat of his Florida State tenure except he skipped the part where he actually won a championship.

The "implosion" suggest they were like a Florida State and a contender but for aggy being a contender is all in their minds. Last year was a bags full of cash anomaly and they are just returning to where they have always been.

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“This was like when the Titanic broke in half and floated for a bit before sinking to the bottom”

holy shit what a perfect analogy for the LSU game. 

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“This is what having no momentum looks like.”

Don’t sell yourself short… not all momentum is forward. 

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Anybody know if Hicks’ dad is looking for a job? 😁

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Aggy consistently points to Malik Jefferson being a complete bust... But the guy was still a 3rd round draft pick and played for 4 years in the NFL LOL. 

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