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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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Texifornia, I need a break. This is like trying to eat a dense triple chocolate cake covered in sweetened condensed milk after Thanksgiving. 

 

Fuck it.. MOAR.

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Just incredible that the employment of Anthony Hill's father was never mentioned before last night, and now it is a stone cold, indisputable fact that we got him a job.

aggierogue: “Where is all the ‘Hill’s dad was given a job’ coming from? Hadn’t read that until tonight.” 
texags: *crickets*  


tejasag: IT’S TRUE BECAUSE I WANT IT TO BE

40 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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So tu is the home of lying dog-faced desperate pony soldiers.  Hmmm.  Not the school that actually has fake army boot-slidin, sword wieldin', tourette's syndrome milkmen? Alrightythen.

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Thats strange, because that site is doing things for me a doctor prescribed little blue pill never could.

2 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I’m surprised they didn’t go with “202_” 

Not that it matters. 

Jimbo was hired December 2017.

The reason they didn't go 202_ is because they seriously (and delusionally) thought he'd have a chance to win one before the 2020s.

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1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The cognitive dissonance they display in talking about our defense being a disaster and sark running a dumpster fire of a program is amazing in how out of touch with reality it is. 
3 game improvement. Good recruiting. Clearly large improvements in development, about to have something like 1/2 a dozen guys drafter. We aren’t on top of the world or anything but if they can’t see the fundamental difference in program trajectory that’s on them. We’d NEVER have that problem. 
Their lack of ability to see reality and lack of self awareness really stunts their growth and ability to succeed. I can’t imagine those qualities ever change, they are the least self aware dipshits around. 

Over-inflated self worth and ego, cognitive dissonance, lack of ability to think critically, lack of self awareness, inability to self analyze, superiority complex, blind hatred, small-man syndrome, cultish tendencies, conspiracy-minded, and excuse-making victimhood. Not a combination of traits that lends itself to accurately identifying an issue and correcting it. The problems at A&M are systemic and ingrained in their culture. They'll never be able to correct it because they can't even see it and even if they could see it, they can't ever admit to it.

A&M is the last place I would let me kids go to college.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Marquis Groves-Killebrew.

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1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Texifornia, I need a break. This is like trying to eat a dense triple chocolate cake covered in sweetened condensed milk after Thanksgiving. 

your refractory period is shit.  get it together.

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Texifornia, I need a break. This is like trying to eat a dense triple chocolate cake covered in sweetened condensed milk after Thanksgiving. 

 

Fuck it.. MOAR.

Now is not the time to be on a diet. That's what January is for. 

I’m conVINCEd and I am an aggymiseryholic.  

6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

“Time to just raise the money” is the kind of clueless and flippant line that eats at me on this board and gives me comfort in seeing it on the boards of other schools. That idiot has no idea what he’s taking for granted.

 

You are looking at it wrong.  Always appreciate it when a dumbass announces it.  

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4 hours ago, Daichee Bell said:

Oh, how the tides have turned. They’ve gone from a blank national championship trophy to a blank firing letter.

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FIFY.

 

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3 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Man, now that I know there is a fact creation machine inside TexAgs I’m itching to have someone go insert some crazy ass rumor to see how fast it becomes fact. 

As long as the theme is "furkin sips are pulling all the strings in the world and conspiring to keep the good ags down!", then that entire crazy fuck fanbase will be parroting it by lunchtime and you will be the great aggy prophet. Congrats.

2 hours ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Aggy consistently points to Malik Jefferson being a complete bust... But the guy was still a 3rd round draft pick and played for 4 years in the NFL LOL. 

Aside from the obvious fact that they have only had one LB drafted that high since the formation of the Big 12, I'd be hard pressed to find a single aggy LB besides Von Miller with these accolades.

Sure, he wasn't Ray Lewis, but he still had a better college career than all but one LB they've trotted out there this millennium.

Just now, Enchubben said:

Is there an updated depth chart for aggy defense?

Hard to keep up at this rate but I believe this was the raw footage of Durkin meeting with the defense before their end of season meetings started.

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34 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Is there an updated depth chart for aggy defense?

Here's leaked video from their unauthorized practice this morning:

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I enjoy reading the line “why we he go to tu they suck. They’re trash they are a dumpster fire 

coming from a team with no natties since film was invented, a 5-7 season with a loss to app state and a current roster with 18 people on it 

 

butttt weeeeee are the dumpster fire the 8-4 squad with 4 losses by a combined dozen points or so 

17 minutes ago, nnm said:

Here's leaked video from their unauthorized practice this morning:

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Their defense will look much better in practice when Achane goes to the NFL. Maybe even championship level.

I enjoy reading the line “why we he go to tu they suck. They’re trash they are a dumpster fire 
coming from a team with no natties since film was invented, a 5-7 season with a loss to app state and a current roster with 18 people on it 
 
butttt weeeeee are the dumpster fire the 8-4 squad with 4 losses by a combined dozen points or so 

Are there any motion pictures from their 1939 season? I don't think I've even seen stills. Randolph would know, but he died of covid.

Just waiting for the gomers to run 9 defensive linemen and two safeties out on the field.  

Once the bowl season is over, the fighting farmers are going to be the first to see even more mass exodus from their program.  They're going to get to enjoy an extended portal Christmas like no other D1 program.   

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In fairness, it seems the last few weeks the highs I would typically receive from reading this thread were no longer as high.  Tolerances were truly being built up and I needed more and more misery to get the same previous high.    

Than we get that last post with hug your kids and things are so bad we've reached the "some things are bigger than sports." posts and ..... I am reborn.

18 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


Are there any motion pictures from their 1939 season? I don't think I've even seen stills. Randolph would know, but he died of covid.

Hope you're joking 

4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Texifornia, I need a break. This is like trying to eat a dense triple chocolate cake covered in sweetened condensed milk after Thanksgiving. 

Fuck it.. MOAR.

 

 

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4 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Is there an updated depth chart for aggy defense?

There is no depth chart.  

25 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I was watching an On3 YouTube video posted today and they have Hicks on flip watch. 

To?

Oregon?

31 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I was watching an On3 YouTube video posted today and they have Hicks on flip watch. 

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42 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I was watching an On3 YouTube video posted today and they have Hicks on flip watch. 

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6 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

“Hidden Gems” would be a perfect name for the next Aggie recruiting thread.

Close but I would suggest "Every JAG is a Gem"

so wtf are all these 'rumors' about the horrible things Texas coaches have done to fuck with aggy all season? i mean i'm pretty sure Texas staff had their hands full just trying to get thru this gotdamn season.

but is surly lacking in rumor and gossip?? i mean we seem pretty damn connected...but i guess city council members and towing/throwing (rocks) warriors don't count as much...

get with it guys, i want some aggy torment scoop!

I was watching an On3 YouTube video posted today and they have Hicks on flip watch. 

Where is he visiting this weekend?
16 minutes ago, mchookem said:

so wtf are all these 'rumors' about the horrible things Texas coaches have done to fuck with aggy all season? i mean i'm pretty sure Texas staff had their hands full just trying to get thru this gotdamn season.

but is surly lacking in rumor and gossip?? i mean we seem pretty damn connected...but i guess city council members and towing/throwing (rocks) warriors don't count as much...

get with it guys, i want some aggy torment scoop!

We've been showing recruits pics of texags posts and being big meanies...Bored Blah Blah Blah GIF

We are also buying recruits illegally with our public NIL game instead of using bags of cash like they do.

8 hours ago, hook me said:

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No way did he say the portal is your friend. No way that just happened with the blackhole sucking everyone out of BCS as we speak. 

I mean the portal can be any player’s friend. Just not the aTm team’s friend. They’re not the same. 

4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Hope you're joking 

You make one. 

This one was 3 or 4 pages back. 

Pretty much hits all the buttons.

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Where is he visiting this weekend?

I honestly don't know, but if I had to guess maybe aggy? Though I'm not tuned into their barn burning, so maybe he's just waiting for the right time to let go, like on signing day when he signs wish Oregon and the restraining order against Jimbo is complete
On 12/15/2022 at 11:32 PM, pacman said:

Well, this is certainly worth re-visiting 🤣🤣

 

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