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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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Many thanks to @texifornia and others for your efforts. From what I can tell, nearly every post on Texags right now is some variation of this:

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…and it soothes my soul.

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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The most glorious part of the transfer portal season is that their real predicted sieve has not happened yet, the ~20 5* DL they have for that 3 man front is going to want play time eventually, and even if they can retain the best players, that is going to be a treasure trove for whoever gets the leftovers.

As for the unpredicted disaster (at the beginning) of the season the players getting kicked out, a crap OC hire, lack of institutional control.

We could be looking at half their Greatest unbalanced Class Ever! not even being half there by Fall.
 

7 hours ago, mchookem said:

so wtf are all these 'rumors' about the horrible things Texas coaches have done to fuck with aggy all season? i mean i'm pretty sure Texas staff had their hands full just trying to get thru this gotdamn season.

but is surly lacking in rumor and gossip?? i mean we seem pretty damn connected...but i guess city council members and towing/throwing (rocks) warriors don't count as much...

get with it guys, i want some aggy torment scoop!

They led Texas to an 8-4 record and didn’t lose to App State. That is unfair and they have reported us to the NCAA.

17 hours ago, texifornia said:

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After finding out that Mike Leach read Surly, and this thread in particular, ...

We are not the same.

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“Sugar Bowl is a major bowl wtf are you talking about”

 

Unless it’s Georgia. Georgia doesn’t think it is. 

I wonder if the well connected posters who revealed that Hill's dad got a super secret job are the same well connected posters who proclaimed Hill to aggy was the worst kept secret in Texas recruiting circles.

31 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I wonder if the well connected posters who revealed that Hill's dad got a super secret job are the same well connected posters who proclaimed Hill to aggy was the worst kept secret in Texas recruiting circles.

Well, the same posters ARE saying that Riley to aggy is the worst kept secret. 

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I'm trying to imagine the hellscape aggy dwell in where offseason is typically better than season.

This Hill thing is really chapping that aggy ass.  It's caused more aggy misery than going 5-7.

This Hill thing is really chapping that aggy ass.  It's caused more aggy misery than going 5-7.

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Suck it farmers.
1 minute ago, Gaffords said:

This Hill thing is really chapping that aggy ass.  It's caused more aggy misery than going 5-7.

They really believed he was a super not-so-secret double decommitt. 

18 hours ago, DaysOff said:


Are there any motion pictures from their 1939 season? I don't think I've even seen stills. Randolph would know, but he died of covid.

Gone With The Wind

"It's been said by 3-4 posters here..."

Therefore it must be true!

I thought the Riley thing was dead, because they wanted him in time to show recruits before most of them signed elsewhere. 
 

eta if not just because he asked them if the letters FO mean anything to them. 

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They can all still be worst kept secrets, they are all just fake secrets. Advantage Aggie. 

One thing everyone can agree on is their delusion is no kept secret.

20 hours ago, nnm said:

Here's leaked video from their unauthorized practice this morning:

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I admit this looked like the real deal but then I saw it for the deep fake it is because non-bowl teams don't get to practice... unless this is at Jimbo's ranch.

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Should be included in their orientation rituals, as a stellar example to be emulated.

(Someone should tweet this to MBG or some account that posts aggie drivel ... )

 

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6 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Should be included in their orientation rituals, as a stellar example to be emulated.

 

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We rub each other after great wins..cant wait men!   Well done.

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22 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Should be included in their orientation rituals, as a stellar example to be emulated.

(Someone should tweet this to MBG or some account that posts aggie drivel ... )

 

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5 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

We rub each other after great wins..cant wait men!   Well done.

bunch of blue ball fuckers over there

Just now, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

bunch of blue ball fuckers over there

Balls aren’t blue if they’re constantly jerking each other off. 

After finding out that Mike Leach read Surly, and this thread in particular, ...
We are not the same.

Wut? I missed something.
37 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Should be included in their orientation rituals, as a stellar example to be emulated.

(Someone should tweet this to MBG or some account that posts aggie drivel ... )

 

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Been smoking dried sheep shit again I see.

34 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Should be included in their orientation rituals, as a stellar example to be emulated.

(Someone should tweet this to MBG or some account that posts aggie drivel ... )

 

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48 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Should be included in their orientation rituals, as a stellar example to be emulated.

(Someone should tweet this to MBG or some account that posts aggie drivel ... )

 

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5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I thought the Riley thing was dead, because they wanted him in time to show recruits before most of them signed elsewhere. 
 

eta if not just because he asked them if the letters FO mean anything to them. 

I think they’re being sarcastic about Riley because that’s what all their fake insiders were saying about Ant Hill. 

1 hour ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


Wut? I missed something.

Leach was a regular Surly reader, and of this thread in particular. If you ask me how I know this, I'll only answer in complete lies.

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Should be included in their orientation rituals, as a stellar example to be emulated.

(Someone should tweet this to MBG or some account that posts aggie drivel ... )

 

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His rather cavalier disregard for punctuation and spelling notwithstanding, I think this guy is far more perceptive than his aggie brethren.

And he does end with a flourish.

 

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4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Should be included in their orientation rituals, as a stellar example to be emulated.

(Someone should tweet this to MBG or some account that posts aggie drivel ... )

 

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"Bein an ag is about a great stack, hard crease and full bulge."

lulz

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His rather cavalier disregard for punctuation and spelling notwithstanding, I think this guy is far more perceptive than his aggie brethren.
And he does end with a flourish.
 
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I like the cut of his jib. “Endured” is the correct verb to describe watching 40 years of aggy
2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

His rather cavalier disregard for punctuation and spelling notwithstanding, I think this guy is far more perceptive than his aggie brethren.

And he does end with a flourish.

 

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2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

His rather cavalier disregard for punctuation and spelling notwithstanding, I think this guy is far more perceptive than his aggie brethren.

And he does end with a flourish.

 

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No ag tag. Which one of you is this?

or is that not Texags?

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4 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

No ag tag. Which one of you is this?

or is that not Texags?

It's the 247 site. 

4 minutes ago, RabidM said:

It's the 247 site. 

Thought it might be. 🤘🏻

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5 hours ago, stork642 said:

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The beauty of this chart is it still holds true if you flip it upside down. They’re at the midway point right now after the season. 
 

Just wait until they load up with a few former 5-star flameout transfers, “quietly productive” FCS transfers, and some “late riser” 3-star bread and they’ll be climbing back up to the peak in no time. 
 

Rinse and repeat. 

6 hours ago, stork642 said:

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Very rollercoasterish 

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