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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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They’re  right TCU isn’t in aggy’s league.

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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aggy has the dumbest fanbase in all of college football. 

Put it on the wall!

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Not sure which thread to put it in so I’ll do both. 

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Paranoid Aggies:

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Aggies haunted by delusions of their own importance

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Funny Aggie lost in sea of morons

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The occasional astute Aggie:

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3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Paranoid Aggies:

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Aggies haunted by delusions of their own importance

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Funny Aggie lost in sea of morons

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The occasional astute Aggie:

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It couldn't be that the entire nation got exposed to aggy dumbfuckery and obnoxiousness after they went secsecsec and is sick of it...?

9 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

It couldn't be that the entire nation got exposed to aggy dumbfuckery and obnoxiousness after they went secsecsec and is sick of it...?

Billy Liucci will fight you. In. His. Office. 

If that doesn't say there's no dumbfuckery in College Station, I don't know what to tell you.

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

It couldn't be that the entire nation got exposed to aggy dumbfuckery and obnoxiousness after they went secsecsec and is sick of it...?

It’s been amazing how they have managed to destroy a decade worth of good will with their “SEC brothers” in 12 months. They spent pretty much an entire decade telling everyone that we were the crazy and abusive ex and then when we show and they proceeded to have a hysterical meltdown so everyone can see who the actual crazy one is.

Evan Stewart leaving will be delicious

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

So self unaware, they are.

 

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What kind of a man is always trying to size up the room to see if they are in the top half of manly manfulness? What level of mature security is reflected by that activity? 

Does the confident man:

  • Desperately defend his school's imagined reputation as a military college when he himself has not and will never serve?
  • Dress up as soldier, indulge in homoerotic hazing, and uphold absurd traditions without question?
  • Do the above without even intending to be real military?
  • Have to believe that the worst thing you can call somebody is a homosexual? In 2022?
  • Invent an illusory rival who represents the least manful qualities to feel good about himself?
  • Derive substantial and foundational pride and self-esteem by association starting with where he went to college (big stupid ring) or being in a football conference that produces national champions even if he never sniffs one himself?
  • Need a school honor code to prove he is honorable?

Does a confident man worry that others may not see him as a man at all?

They are the pimply faced kid with a chip on his shoulder daring everyone to knock it off, and nobody cares.

 

Serious chicken tender discussion going on over there. Guess that's peak cuisine in BCS?

At least our boring food arguments involve a higher grade of food without being too hoity toity.

57 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

At least our boring food arguments involve a higher grade of food without being too hoity toity.

Pos rep for: hoity toity.

Didn’t they tamper with Cobb to get him into the portal?

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They're well on their way to securing that lucrative Mrs. Baird's NIL Collective partnership.

Didn’t they tamper with Cobb to get him into the portal?
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Dying at the dude that didn’t pay attention and assumed Cobb committed to them.
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Last sentence … gold. 

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This flips to talking about Hill on the 5th post fyi

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I’m really glad I hit “show replies” before I hit submit on all those screenshots @texiforniajust posted. Would have been a lot of scrolling through duplicates. 

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Somehow they all uploaded in this post anyway.

I’ve never seen anything quite like it.  Instead of recognizing the smoldering wreckage that is their football program, they’ve dug their heels in and doubled down on a grand delusion.  How wonderful.  Merry Christmas!

The deep hatred for anything Texas. The idiocy. The delusional mindset. It’s all really quite breathtaking. 

5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

The deep hatred for anything Texas. The idiocy. The delusional mindset. It’s all really quite breathtaking. 

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13 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

I’ve never seen anything quite like it.  Instead of recognizing the smoldering wreckage that is their football program, they’ve dug their heels in and doubled down on a grand delusion.  How wonderful.  Merry Christmas!

They have no choice.  They can’t move on from Jimbo for at least 2 years.

I just wish we weren't so stingy with the dad jobs. Lots of recruits missed out on these last few years where we could've just hired their dads

 

21 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

I’ve never seen anything quite like it.  Instead of recognizing the smoldering wreckage that is their football program, they’ve dug their heels in and doubled down on a grand delusion.  How wonderful.  Merry Christmas flipmas!

Fify, it’s buried in one of the screenshots

Cook going to aggy.  I didn't think I could underestimate their stupidity, but here we are.😂

Thankfully aggy never learns from their mistakes. I look forward to their next overrated dogshit coach getting another absurd fully guaranteed deal.

5 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Serious chicken tender discussion going on over there. Guess that's peak cuisine in BCS?

"The Chicken Strip Wars of 22"

2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Dying at the dude that didn’t pay attention and assumed Cobb committed to them.

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2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

The deep hatred for anything Texas. The idiocy. The delusional mindset. It’s all really quite breathtaking. 

Somewhere in there was a guy saying all they needed was a couple LB's to jump on board and they were likely winning the West and probably getting into the playoff in 2023.

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Vanderbilt and Kentucky offer the same thing. They should be loaded.

This declares that their only value is association with the other teams in their league and money. And they don't even see how self-demeaning that is.

 

 

 

8 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

I’ve never seen anything quite like it.  Instead of recognizing the smoldering wreckage that is their football program, they’ve dug their heels in and doubled down on a grand delusion.  How wonderful.  Merry Christmas!

Styx - The Grand Illusion

Reading these screenshots reminds me of an old Aggie saying; “There are no Aggie jokes or stereotypes, there are actual events that lead to the jokes and stereotypes.”

Best Lines:

Cobb isn’t SEC ready

York is criminally underrated

Sips paid Ant Hill to go to tu 

Arch isn’t that good and Ewers is a disaster 

Cook might be thinking of flipping to create a trio with Evan and Moose

Bijan is overrated and not good at all

 

They checked the delusion box every post. Never change Aggie!

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22 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

What color is the sky in aggy world?

Burnt Orange.   

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