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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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5 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Wouldn't have imagined the "single moms are at fault" take, but hey, put nothing beyond - or beneath - some Ags.

First, the pic, and then the charming comments. (And good that Perroni put the kibbosh on that.)

 

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Fucking yikes that's a bad take on like 20 levels. And he triples down on it.

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I love dutch1999 just re-upping his terrible take where he is trying his darn hardest to not say certain words.  It must bother him to not be able to write what he wants.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Fucking yikes that's a bad take on like 20 levels. And he triples down on it.

 

Yep.  

It's one thing to have dopey football opinions.  Stuff like this ... yeah, not the kind of person I would want to know (Aggie or non-Aggie ... .)

 

I for one, appreciate the excessive use of the word "boy" for describing five young african americans. Seriously? 

16 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Wouldn't have imagined the "single moms are at fault" take, but hey, put nothing beyond - or beneath - some Ags.

First, the pic, and then the charming comments. (And good that Perroni put the kibbosh on that.)

 

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That dogwhistle might as well be a megaphone

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6 hours ago, closetojumping said:


"We have more resources than anyone!"

They don't have any grasp of the fact that the landscape has fundamentally shifted and they do not, in fact, have more resources than anyone. They no longer possess the brief competitive advantage of being able to moneywhip the market. Everyone else worth a shit is arming themselves to the teeth on the NIL front. Other staffs have added numerous analysts and scouts to be on top of the portal and more advanced high school recruiting. 

Never a bad time to post this video when the "A&M has more money" discussion comes up. 

16 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

That dogwhistle might as well be a megaphone

More the rule than the exception over there as well. Fuck em. 

Yep, and if there's one thing that shows how much more masculine you are than today's young men it's talking shit about them anonymously from your keyboard.

4 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Never a bad time to post this video when the "A&M has more money" discussion comes up. 

“It’s like Oklahoma, Oklahoma State.”

”Yeah! Yeah!”

Good times. 

46 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Wouldn't have imagined the "single moms are at fault" take, but hey, put nothing beyond - or beneath - some Ags.

First, the pic, and then the charming comments. (And good that Perroni put the kibbosh on that.)

 

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Must have blown that guy's mind when Perroni said he was the child of a single mom

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7 minutes ago, WBT said:

Must have blown that guy's mind when Perroni said he was the child of a single mom

Yeah but Perroni's different. He's one of the good ones. You know what he means.

Yeah. Old school lunch pail type. And so well spoken.

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Lulz.

 

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Somehow that entire fanbase has become convinced that LB is the only hole on their team that just went 5-7. I’ve seen it from multiple posters on multiple sites. If it weren’t aggy, it would be unbelievable.

11 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.

 

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Split the difference. It will cost them bowl eligibility. 

4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Wouldn't have imagined the "single moms are at fault" take, but hey, put nothing beyond - or beneath - some Ags.

First, the pic, and then the charming comments. (And good that Perroni put the kibbosh on that.)

 

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Ol Dutch1999 sure wants to say the quiet part out loud……

4 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Never a bad time to post this video when the "A&M has more money" discussion comes up. 

Her backing herself into the dead on Oklahoma and Oklahoma state comparison kills me every time

Always gives me a chuckle when aggy screams "we have more NIL than anyone," and the only NIL opportunity I've heard mention of is the sunflower seeds deal for Foster. Meanwhile you look at Texas NIL and Pancake Factory, Lamborghini, Bijan Mustardson and Wrangler immediately come to mind. Their fan base is as confused about actual NIL as the coaching staff.

4 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Always gives me a chuckle when aggy screams "we have more NIL than anyone," and the only NIL opportunity I've heard mention of is the sunflower seeds deal for Foster. Meanwhile you look at Texas NIL and Pancake Factory, Lamborghini, Bijan Mustardson and Wrangler immediately come to mind. Their fan base is as confused about actual NIL as the coaching staff.

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12 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Wouldn't have imagined the "single moms are at fault" take, but hey, put nothing beyond - or beneath - some Ags.

First, the pic, and then the charming comments. (And good that Perroni put the kibbosh on that.)

 

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8 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Ol Dutch1999 sure wants to say the quiet part out loud……

 about as subtle as aggy racism can get

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Checking in on aggy signing day 

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Checking in on aggy signing day 

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22 hours ago, closetojumping said:


"We have more resources than anyone!"

They don't have any grasp of the fact that the landscape has fundamentally shifted and they do not, in fact, have more resources than anyone. They no longer possess the brief competitive advantage of being able to moneywhip the market. Everyone else worth a shit is arming themselves to the teeth on the NIL front. Other staffs have added numerous analysts and scouts to be on top of the portal and more advanced high school recruiting. 

Meanwhile, Jimbo Fisher appears to be caught in the same exact trap that his fanbase is caught in. "Why aren't all these guys just taking the money?" Hmm. On top of that, and maybe time will disprove this, but right now ATM looks about as flat-footed in dealing with the portal as any program in the country besides Clemson. Given that Ritz Bitz is a simple idiot, adjusting to the newness of the environment and its pace of change is going to be a challenge not easily overcome. I'm enjoying this.

That resources line is nothing more than a figment of their imagination pounded into them beginning with their goofy "fish camp"!!

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SOURCES!!!

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Do they actually think anyone gives a shit about their lies and made-up erotic fantasies? 

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"Excelerate?" LOL.  Tell me you're an Aggy without telling me you're an Aggy...

 

 

 

 

The fan fiction and propaganda they put out is next level, we at least have to admit that. 

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SOURCES!!!

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And to think he'd signed before my first cup of coffee finished making...  Fucking morons, Arch has been rock solid from before he announced.  Everyone and their dog knew where he was headed and not a single person outside of a sheep pen were surprised when he made his commitment official.

If you are going to predict the sky is falling, at least pull a Maya...  That way you don't look like a complete moronic sheep fucker while you are still around...

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And to think he'd signed before my first cup of coffee finished making...  Fucking morons, Arch has been rock solid from before he announced.  Everyone and their dog knew where he was headed and not a single person outside of a sheep pen were surprised when he made his commitment official.

If you are going to predict the sky is falling, at least pull a Maya...  That way you don't look like a complete moronic sheep fucker while you are still around...

Calling @HenryJames

3 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

And to think he'd signed before my first cup of coffee finished making...  Fucking morons, Arch has been rock solid from before he announced.  Everyone and their dog knew where he was headed and not a single person outside of a sheep pen were surprised when he made his commitment official.

even if he started looking.......................he would pick Colorado over Bama, UGA, USC, etc? at the last possible moment?

anyway, isn't Carter some shitposter anyway?

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Wow, making up stories based on their personal fantasies just to see how many of their fellow aggy buy it as the gospel truth and run with it.[emoji85]

Carter66 is the dumbest idiot on that board only behind KKL.  Same guy thay said Anthony Hill was in the bag weeks ago.

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1 minute ago, NoName said:

even if he started looking.......................he would pick Colorado over Bama, UGA, USC, etc? at the last possible moment?

anyway, isn't Carter some shitposter anyway?

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Don't fall into the easy shit-posting trap when it comes to aTm posters. In that primordial ooze, they might just be that stupid and immediately believe the shit they make up out of thin air. Futureman is a shitposting troll. Ole Carter and Daddy98 very well might be true believers, aka, Aggies. 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Don't fall into the easy shit-posting trap when it comes to aTm posters. In that primordial ooze, they might just be that stupid and immediately believe the shit they make up out of thin air. Futureman is a shitposting troll. Ole Carter and Daddy98 very well might be true believers, aka, Aggies. 

Yes, but he's OUR shitposting troll.

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I've said it before and i'll say it plenty more in my lifetime, what a bunch of mother fucking idiots. 

I mean, they're dumber than Ernie and that god damn idiot won't stop eating cookies in the fucking bed!!

9 minutes ago, XForce said:

The fan fiction and propaganda they put out is next level, we at least have to admit that. 

Nothing like being your own source and using your own boards to "troll" your "rival".

Texas fans who were trolled:. 0

Aggy successfully trolled: elevendy billion.

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An interesting element of their made up stories is that they are friends with people at UT.

4 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

An interesting element of their made up stories is that they are friends with people at UT.

I think friend is code for coworker. 

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think friend is code for coworker. 

It's always "buddy" like in the military. They're a bonerfied near-quasi-ersatz military academy, ya know.

And sure, guys with buddies at Texas call us tu. You have any Aggie friends who do that? I don't. They're all embarrassed by it. I'm sure they use it sometimes like we use aggy, but it's not a mantra for them.

31 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Yes, but he's OUR shitposting troll.

Speak for yourself, sir. 

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think friend is code for coworker. 

Correction: boss

aggy was LBU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. In what fantasy 

This is hilarious Arch take:

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