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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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7 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

In the past there were far fewer bowl games and it seemed like it was considered an honor to make a bowl game.  Nowadays,  there's 40+(?), games that so dilutes the quality and interest in the games that they're really not special anymore.  imo

How many of those 40 bowls actually make money……or do they really care?

 

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1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

How many of those 40 bowls actually make money……or do they really care?

 

ESPN owns a lot of the junk bowls.  They get some local company or a cracker maker to be the sponsor and that defrays the production costs.  They don’t have to pay a bloated bowl committee very much of the cut on these either.  For ESPN it’s holiday airtime filler that will get a guaranteed minimum rating because there are so many honorary members of the Sickos Committee like me that will watch all football. 

2 minutes ago, Alphie Solomons. said:

Didn't Kimmel get a bowl?    How's that happen?

Probably went to a licensed dispensary in Colorado, like any other god-fearing American. 

9 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Since we're talking Baylor in here - from Bobby this morning:

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"Six Win Aranda"

Preseason favorites to win Big 12 in some polls.  Ends up only 6-7 

 

One really creepy weird guy...

 

Poor rape aggy.

I’ve had a shitty day because I hate this holiday and it’s cold as fuck. Thank you for this post. It’s the most sensible chuckle I’ve had this week.
5 minutes ago, Da Fino said:


I’ve had a shitty day because I hate this holiday and it’s cold as fuck. Thank you for this post. It’s the most sensible chuckle I’ve had this week.

Da Grinch?

Hang in there, bro.   Watch some 'marathon' bullshit of some show you like and grab a bottle or two of your favorite spirit.   Monday will be here soon, which will be the official Christmas Holiday...but....after that.....then Tuesday...you can get right back to the grind and not need to worry about this again until next August when the Christmas shit comes back out in the stores. 

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Hang in there, bro.   Watch some 'marathon' bullshit of some show you like and grab a bottle or two of your favorite spirit.   Monday will be here soon, which will be the official Christmas Holiday...but....after that.....then Tuesday...you can get right back to the grind and not need to worry about this again until next August when the Christmas shit comes back out in the stores. 

Die Hard last night. Lethal Weapon tonight. Football Thursday. Hunting for a week after that. Trending up after Christmas Day. Thanks man.
1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

How many of those 40 bowls actually make money……or do they really care?

 

An article I read years ago said that the bowls make money because participants have to buy an allotment of tickets, there's a sponsor, and ESPN. The colleges get killed on costs for taking staff and paying to house the team. It's a fucking racket.

The suggested alternative was to have bowl/post season games at one of the school's stadiums. You likely get a crowd and it feels more like a regular game. The schools would get the money instead of local shitty bowl committees.

I thought it sounded good. If we hosted one in DKR Memorial, I'm sure the other team would be amped to play here rather than El Paso or Shreveport. Same if we went to or hosted Notre Dame, Tennessee, Penn State, or Oregon. It would actually be fun. With a 12 team playoff in the future, this really sounds better.

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1 hour ago, Da Fino said:


I’ve had a shitty day because I hate this holiday and it’s cold as fuck. Thank you for this post. It’s the most sensible chuckle I’ve had this week.

 

1 hour ago, Alphie Solomons. said:

Da Grinch?

 

1 hour ago, Da Fino said:


Much worse.

 

1 hour ago, Alphie Solomons. said:

Hang in there, bro.   Watch some 'marathon' bullshit of some show you like and grab a bottle or two of your favorite spirit.   Monday will be here soon, which will be the official Christmas Holiday...but....after that.....then Tuesday...you can get right back to the grind and not need to worry about this again until next August when the Christmas shit comes back out in the stores. 

I made a decision tonight. I, along with my daughter who is fighting cancer, are going to buy a shopping cart full of candy canes and pass then out to every child in every store we can cover. Merry Christmas Assholes.

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13 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

let me know how to get in.   That's what all of this should be about in the first place.   

 

 

I made a decision tonight. I, along with my daughter who is fighting cancer, are going to buy a shopping cart full of candy canes and pass then out to every child in every store we can cover. Merry Christmas Assholes.

 

sorry.   I am still tying to navigate how to respond shit here.

Da Fino is right where I've been and I know.  If he and I are fellow Longhorns too....so much the better.

But I know, from the inside of my being, right where that guy is right now and I'd like to make sure he's ok.

 

additionally.....I'd love to contribute to your daughter's care.

or, her preferred placement for such a thing if she'd prefer that.

 

Each way......I don't know anyone here, at all....but I read exactly what I DO KNOW when I read "Da Fina's" post.     

 

6 hours ago, C-Man said:

They're glorified exhibitions at this point.

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀  always have been

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1 hour ago, Da Fino said:


Die Hard last night. Lethal Weapon tonight. Football Thursday. Hunting for a week after that. Trending up after Christmas Day. Thanks man.

 

32 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 

 

 

I made a decision tonight. I, along with my daughter who is fighting cancer, are going to buy a shopping cart full of candy canes and pass then out to every child in every store we can cover. Merry Christmas Assholes.

 

7 minutes ago, Alphie Solomons. said:

sorry.   I am still tying to navigate how to respond shit here.

Da Fino is right where I've been and I know.  If he and I are fellow Longhorns too....so much the better.

But I know, from the inside of my being, right where that guy is right now and I'd like to make sure he's ok.

 

additionally.....I'd love to contribute to your daughter's care.

or, her preferred placement for such a thing if she'd prefer that.

 

Each way......I don't know anyone here, at all....but I read exactly what I DO KNOW when I read "Da Fina's" post.     

 

goddammit, I came here to laugh at aggy, not to cry while seeing some longhorn brethren suffering over the holidays

Holidays can really suck when the important things aren't in place. Hugs, prayers, blessings for you all.

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sorry.   I am still tying to navigate how to respond shit here.
Da Fino is right where I've been and I know.  If he and I are fellow Longhorns too....so much the better.
But I know, from the inside of my being, right where that guy is right now and I'd like to make sure he's ok.
 
additionally.....I'd love to contribute to your daughter's care.
or, her preferred placement for such a thing if she'd prefer that.
 
Each way......I don't know anyone here, at all....but I read exactly what I DO KNOW when I read "Da Fina's" post.     
 

I’m good.

And let’s get this back to dunking on those idiots in bryan/college station.

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

"Six Win Aranda"

Preseason favorites to win Big 12 in some polls.  Ends up only 6-7 

 

One really creepy weird guy...

 

Full on Easterby. Good f***ing luck Baylor. It couldn’t happen to a nicer group of people.

2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

also a little nightcap of Liucci bitching about Lane Kiffin.

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Hey Looch, tell us Kiffins record against Dumbo the last two years.

11 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I’m not entirely sure they beat Colorado, at this point. 

TCU losing upperclassmen, especially Duggan, is going to sting but Colorado sucks. That place will be a shit show with Sanders running things.

5 hours ago, Rimbo said:

 

 

goddammit, I came here to laugh at aggy, not to cry while seeing some longhorn brethren suffering over the holidays

Holidays can really suck when the important things aren't in place. Hugs, prayers, blessings for you all.

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5 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

catching the thread up since I slept most of the day

 

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When your mods have to write posts like Howell's here, basically insisting that this is a class you should really be excited about, it all but confirms your school signed a shit class and you should feel bad about it.

Aggy is still upset about Lane calling their player a bitch. But in his defense, Bryce Anderson WAS being a bitch.

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I'd personally be more worried about a coach pulling my kid out of concussion protocol then I would calling a player on another team a mean word.

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*Like you have a choice. To wit:

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Thanks for keeping it simple and naming the same players over and over. It's a tsunami of Owens, Tease, Platt, Reed

 

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Aggies looking in mirror yelling at Kiffin. 

Kiffin is flaying Jimbo and the Aggies with a smile on his face. It's the greatest show on Twitter.

 

27 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

I'd personally be more worried about a coach pulling my kid out of concussion protocol then I would calling a player on another team a mean word.

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3 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

When your mods have to write posts like Howell's here, basically insisting that this is a class you should really be excited about, it all but confirms your school signed a shit class and you should feel bad about it.

Yep.  Reading Jimbo's quotes from the signing day presser and this, they are hyping up those LB commits that they offered a week ago.

39 minutes ago, Viper said:

Is that 4 offensive skill players total? Howell is bragging about that? 

That is about as forced as a $9.95 "report" can get. Talk about just filling space to fill space.

56 minutes ago, Viper said:

Is that 4 offensive skill players total? Howell is bragging about that? 

It’s relative. They had a big fat zero not too long ago.

Balanced offensive skill class with at least one recruit at every single position:

Marginal top-300 QB - check (will be viewed by many as program's savior by mid-season 2023)

Flaky RB - check

TE - check

ATH - check

The veneer on this aggy class is so thin when Howell has to brag about 4 offensive recruits. I am curious how much this class cost them for what they are getting.  

1 hour ago, Noozak said:

The veneer on this aggy class is so thin when Howell has to brag about 4 offensive recruits. I am curious how much this class cost them for what they are getting.  

“Offseason was definitely a net gain. Incoming guys > non factors and potheads that left.”
 

Apparently, they’re getting upgrades. 

3 hours ago, Viper said:

Is that 4 offensive skill players total? Howell is bragging about that? 

They'll be in the portal this time next year.

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

It’s relative. They had a big fat zero not too long ago.

Exactly this.  Two weeks before nsd1 they had zero offensive skill players, and much was made of it.

They managed to scrape together 4 so they'll call it a win.

Jimbo is well versed in the art of anchoring expectations low.

“Stoppid sip! Every buddy nos 4 fingerz iz moar then know fingerz!”

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43 minutes ago, mdleast said:

“Stoppid sip! Every buddy nos 4 fingerz iz moar then know fingerz!”

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WTH is with the 2nd from the left?  Looks like a 6 year olds hand.

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54 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

WTH is with the 2nd from the left?  Looks like a 6 year olds hand.

That's Jimbo.

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

WTH is with the 2nd from the left?  Looks like a 6 year olds hand.

Carnies. Smell like cabbage.

2 hours ago, mdleast said:

“Stoppid sip! Every buddy nos 4 fingerz iz moar then know fingerz!”

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Pic taken shortly before they shoved their thumbs up each other's asses.

18 hours ago, Rimbo said:

 

 

goddammit, I came here to laugh at aggy, not to cry while seeing some longhorn brethren suffering over the holidays

Holidays can really suck when the important things aren't in place. Hugs, prayers, blessings for you all.

Happy Festivus!!

for the rest of us.

5 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

“Offseason was definitely a net gain. Incoming guys > non factors and potheads that left.”
 

Apparently, they’re getting upgrades. 

You talkin' bout Culture Vultures?

 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Pic taken shortly before they shoved their thumbs up each other's asses.

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That’s a lady ring on the small hand. So there’s your answer. 
 

and I’d say jimbo doesn’t have an aggy ring, but it wouldn’t surprise me if a condition of employment there is to accept an aggy ring. 

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