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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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48 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

This is my favorite: 

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Since aggy joined SEC in 2012,

  • FLA as had Dan Mullen, Jim McElwain, and Boom as their HC.  And as many losing seasons as double digit win seasons.  Not exactly "at or near their peak"
  • Auburn. was 2 years removed from their title and went 3-9 in 2012.  They have 2 double digit win seasons and 3 losing seasons.  Peak?
  • Georgia.  They have played Georgia exactly 1 time.  In 11 years.  In the same conference.    Aggy played Vanderbilt 3x in the same time period. WTF?

Classic aggy - lower the bar and change the narrative.  "When we joined the SEC it was a LOS league and big boy football.  We weathered the storm of the greatest college football dynasties ever.   TU and Okie are joining a watered down league.  If they do good it will only because the SEC is weaker now. (unless they do bad, then it will be because TU and Okie are not used to the top to bottom meat grinder. )."  

If the NEW SEC of so easy, why did they have the worst record in decades with the highest rated classes in their history?

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8 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

If the NEW SEC of so easy, why did they have the worst record in decades with the highest rated classes in their history?

Unless I’m missing something, Texas has played Georgia as many times as A&M has since they joined the SEC. 

Texas 1-0

A&M 0-1

10 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

If the NEW SEC of so easy, why did they have the worst record in decades with the highest rated classes in their history?

OopsIe! 😅

18 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

If the NEW SEC of so easy, why did they have the worst record in decades with the highest rated classes in their history?

You don’t get it sip. It’s not a watered down league until Texas and ou join it. 

1 hour ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Also, did aggy not see a Big 12 team kick the shit out of their SEC nemesis last night? 

Ole Miss didn’t want to be there duh

Ole Miss didn’t want to be there duh
And Kansas, yes KANSAS..took piggy to 3ot.
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Oh that headline is just mean

 

On 12/25/2022 at 8:16 AM, Pimphand said:

Bikbo's love message to Mike Judge

 

This is exactly how I imagine the daddy98 speaks in real life, to a T

On 12/25/2022 at 4:29 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

Well everything turned out great and fun, even if it was regarded at times. Loaded up at Walmart Super Center and figured out why not start here. Things went well although some parents were s little apprehensive.  30 minutes later we were asked to leave as what we were doing was against store policy,  lol. So next, we figured we'd continue our attack at the Walmart Neighborhood Market. Being a smaller store with less customers we made it through with no problem.  Then we hit University Mall, which was nearly deserted and it went unencumbered. Then quick runs through Brookshire Bros. and Kroger. The candy canes went further than I expected because I guess a lot of parents left their children  at home so they could finish up last minute Chritmas shopping. 

It was a fun and satisfying experience,  but in a way kind of sad. I guess our world has gone so far downhill alot of people panic when approached with a gesture of good will, oh well.

Merry Christmas, we don't regret a thing.

Man, I'm sorry about your daughter. I didn't get to read if you mentioned it it's curable or not, but you have mine and my wife's love and support, brother. And thank you for handing out the candy canes. It's the little things that count the most, even if people don't realize it at the moment. 

On 12/25/2022 at 6:40 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

Definitely wouldn't hurt.  In every store we wound up with employees "shadowing" us to make sure we weren't up to no good.  Lol, with this innocent face? Cmon man!

If you would stop patting down every kid you see maybe they wouldn't shadow you. Did you ever think about that? 

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1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Man, I'm sorry about your daughter. I didn't get to read if you mentioned it it's curable or not, but you have mine and my wife's love and support, brother. And thank you for handing out the candy canes. It's the little things that count the most, even if people don't realize it at the moment. 

Ýes it is curable. Thank God.

The candy canes thing I think was as big a blessing for us as it was the kids, since it got our minds off things and brought joy and happiness to others. 

Thanks for the kind thoughts and wishes. 

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Ýes it is curable. Thank God.

The candy canes thing I think was as big a blessing for us as it was the kids, since it got our minds off things and brought joy and happiness to others. 

Thanks for the kind thoughts and wishes. 

Man, I'm so happy to hear that it's curable. I hope you had a great Christmas, and glad you brought joy to others, my dude. 

On 12/29/2022 at 4:14 PM, BornAndRaised said:

Quite the ballywho on TexAgs about Texas and OU to SEC in 2024. Incoming tears.

 

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They keep bringing up Arkansas like it matters. Sark, even as stupid as he is, was a first year HC and no one knew the fucking playbook. What the fuck did those rubes expect to happen? I'm not saying our dumbass HC is the answer (he's not), but unlike those idiots we actually improved from year 1 to year 2. God damn their stupidity is just mind blowing. It's not like we have Jimbo "I'll crater two programs into the dirt" Fisher. 

On 12/29/2022 at 5:32 PM, deft said:

Well they can take a crack at the sunbelt; they’ve got a proven track record of bitchassedness there

They would still be a lesser program there

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

They keep bringing up Arkansas like it matters. Sark, even as stupid as he is, was a first year HC and no one knew the fucking playbook. What the fuck did those rubes expect to happen? I'm not saying our dumbass HC is the answer (he's not), but unlike those idiots we actually improved from year 1 to year 2. God damn their stupidity is just mind blowing. It's not like we have Jimbo "I'll crater two programs into the dirt" Fisher. 

Lol, +rep for the "crater two programs" part...awesome 

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Ýes it is curable. Thank God.

The candy canes thing I think was as big a blessing for us as it was the kids, since it got our minds off things and brought joy and happiness to others. 

Thanks for the kind thoughts and wishes. 

It's nice to be reminded of the pleasures of giving free of obligation. In my foulest moods, I've recovered best by just buying a random gift for someone near me. I just browse until I see something someone could use or like. It's usually something cheap; once it was a $7 watch for a teenage girl who kept losing watches. Two people brightened up.

I wish I thought of it more often.

aggy, the final arbiter on which teams do and don't 'want to be there.'

 

As if they would know the nuanced psychology revolving around football games played around the New Years Holiday.

28 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Even with the ag tag, that has to be an interloping clandestine agent. 

35 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Even with the ag tag, that has to be an interloping clandestine agent. 

What's more pathetic? Being an aggy or carrying water for any team in your conference that beats you?

5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

What's more pathetic? Being an aggy or carrying water for any team in your conference that beats you?

the road to el dorado friends GIF

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Because that's what waterboys do...

I wrote when they were celebrating their move and love of all things SEC that they are masochists who have traded a tormentor they hate for many tormentors that they love.

43 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

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When an aggy majors in Chicken Fucking, is Sheep Fucking just an elective? 

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

When an aggy majors in Chicken Fucking, is Sheep Fucking just an elective? 

He's being smart and double majoring 

13 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

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Surprising. I thought he he had graded out pretty well. 

On 12/30/2022 at 10:02 PM, texifornia said:

Oh that headline is just mean

 

Cal belongs in a group of coaches with Guy Lewis and John Thompson as coaches that have done less with more. If you want to win recruiting championships, Cal is the guy.

On 12/31/2022 at 12:17 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Even with the ag tag, that has to be an interloping clandestine agent. 

So they will celebrate when we win a bowl game?

3 hours ago, realgreggym said:

Cal belongs in a group of coaches with Guy Lewis and John Thompson as coaches that have done less with more. If you want to win recruiting championships, Cal is the guy.

That gets you 10mil a year at a certain school. 

6 hours ago, realgreggym said:

Cal belongs in a group of coaches with Guy Lewis and John Thompson as coaches that have done less with more. If you want to win recruiting championships, Cal is the guy.

He's the Mack Brown of college basketball, if you want to be honest. 

20 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

Live look at Jimbo teaching class

 

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This is inaccurate. Jimbo doesn't teach by doing. Jimbo "teaches" off to the side while another man demonstrates how it is done, all while biting his lip and clutching his joint through the pockets of his cargo shorts. 

1 hour ago, pacman said:

Smart gal

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I'm not usually into white chics, but she is definitely wifey material. 

He was a "thug".  Probably got mouthy about the Sully statue too.

Just now, Scholz said:

He was a "thug".  Probably got mouthy about the Sully statue too.

I believe the correct term is "blaggie" when referring to anything involving possible "thugs" and Sully.

Just now, UDontKnow said:

I believe the correct term is "blaggie" when referring to anything involving possible "thugs" and Sully.

Yep just like that uppity K.Mond.

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Ummm…they’re kids going to college and they’ve realized they would rather go to a different school? Not sure what part doesn’t make sense. 

Their “only a 4 star  so no big deal” narrative for these guys is tremendous.  As if 1) the star ratings are infallible and 2) they only need the 5 stars to be competitive. 

6 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

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Ummm…they’re kids going to college and they’ve realized they would rather go to a different school? Not sure what part doesn’t make sense. 

If a non-athlete decides to transfer, should they be apologizing to their classmates and professors?

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

He was a "thug".  Probably got mouthy about the Sully statue too.

I think we can all guess the words those posters actually wanted to use

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Watching the Aggies # 1 recruiting class melt away like cotton candy in the rain has filled me with a great deal of schadenfreude.  And let's be honest: shadenfreude is the best kind of freude! 

5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Watching the Aggies # 1 recruiting class melt away like cotton candy in the rain has filled me with a great deal of schadenfreude.  And let's be honest: shadenfreude is the best kind of freude! 

I'm still holding out an impossible hope that someone like UGA, UTenn, or tOSU (Stroud has declared, right?) makes an offer Weigman can't refuse. I'm also disappointed in Bo Nix for coming back for what seems like his 8th year of eligibility because I think Oregon would have had one of the best shots to pull it off.

Not going to happen but we can dream

2 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

I'm still holding out an impossible hope that someone like UGA, UTenn, or tOSU (Stroud has declared, right?) makes an offer Weigman can't refuse. I'm also disappointed in Bo Nix for coming back for what seems like his 8th year of eligibility because I think Oregon would have had one of the best shots to pull it off.

Not going to happen but we can dream

Nah, it'll be more enjoyable to watch them run his dead carcass over with a bus over and over like they do every other QB who doesn't meet their ridiculous expectations.

*see Calzone and King for recent examples

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