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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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24 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Big "I bought you dinner, you owe me sex!!!" energy

Wait. What? You saying dinner does NOT lead to automatic sex? Dude….

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@texifornia i hope you're ready for a busy evening tomorrow.  Texags should be gold Jerry, gold. 

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41 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

@texifornia i hope you're ready for a busy evening tomorrow.  Texags should be gold Jerry, gold. 

I'm going hiking in the Appalachians so it might have to wait until Sunday evening if the man himself doesn't just post them directly. 

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Steel yourself, Tarp.

35 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm going hiking in the Appalachians

As one does.

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1 minute ago, Foosters said:

As one does.

it me

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Well, this thread has slowed right down. Here's hoping it has reason to get lively again soon. 

5 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Well, this thread has slowed right down. Here's hoping it has reason to get lively again soon. 

Gut, they will be playing for the first time this year on the opposing team's field. I have no idea how tough Missouri's home crowd will be but it will be different that having 90k aggys screaming for you. And I have to believe that the crowds at Ole Miss and LSU will cause problems that this team hasn't faced yet this year.

On 10/12/2021 at 12:02 PM, texifornia said:

Just perfect

 

It is always "Jimbo Fisher & Co" with these rubes. And I wonder how long ago Billy shat out the bones of that article. 

So in the span of one week they go from collectively wanting to run Jimbo out of town and burn his ranch...to now proceeding with the pyle field statue plans. Brilliant.

1 hour ago, ousux said:

So in the span of one week they go from collectively wanting to run Jimbo out of town and burn his ranch...to now proceeding with the pyle field statue plans. Brilliant.

They should give him a raise and a shiny new 20__ trophy.

Unsure where to post this but wanted to share this photo of aggy Bryce Foster and family after their huge win in Mizzou this weekend. That’s his impressive father on the right. To show some kids are never given a real shot at life. Rent free.

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2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Unsure where to post this but wanted to share this photo of aggy Bryce Foster and family after their huge win in Mizzou this weekend. That’s his impressive father on the right. To show some kids are never given a real shot at life. Rent free.

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Bryce also with the horns down. Or maybe it was an "M" for Mizzou.

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Unsure where to post this but wanted to share this photo of aggy Bryce Foster and family after their huge win in Mizzou this weekend. That’s his impressive father on the right. To show some kids are never given a real shot at life. Rent free.

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My favorite part of the pic is how he sits down next to his son, so it isn't so obvious that he doesn't measure up. Now THAT's redass.

15 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

My favorite part of the pic is how he sits down next to his son, so it isn't so obvious that he doesn't measure up. Now THAT's redass.

You sure? I think he's standing. Looks a little like your avatar, actually.

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You sure? I think he's standing. Looks a little like your avatar, actually.

Unless he's standing in a half-squat on his toes on his right foot, which even if he were to attempt it, I don't think he could pull it off.

Isn't that the guy that was getting tossed around like a ragdoll by Mississippi State 2 weeks ago?

4 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Isn't that the guy that was getting tossed around like a ragdoll by Mississippi State 2 weeks ago?

Yeah he whiffed on his guy on the play where they got the safety.  He's a freshman though.

His redass mom looks exactly like I imagined.  I’m talking spot fucking on. 

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

Unsure where to post this but wanted to share this photo of aggy Bryce Foster and family after their huge win in Mizzou this weekend. That’s his impressive father on the right. To show some kids are never given a real shot at life. Rent free.

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His mom is a Qanon psycho.    I'm surprised she isn't facing charges from Jan 6th.    

12 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

His redass mom looks exactly like I imagined.  I’m talking spot fucking on. 

That’s the aunt. Here’s Mama and Daddy together 
 

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The gum to teeth ratio on the women in college station is just insane. Must be from the dipping

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

That’s the aunt. Here’s Mama and Daddy together 
 

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Are we sure he's the dad?

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

That’s the aunt. Here’s Mama and Daddy together 
 

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Buh.  

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

That’s the aunt. Here’s Mama and Daddy together 
 

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10 hours ago, Scholz said:

Unsure where to post this but wanted to share this photo of aggy Bryce Foster and family after their huge win in Mizzou this weekend. That’s his impressive father on the right. To show some kids are never given a real shot at life. Rent free.

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I haven’t seen a gut like that since right before John Hurt’s blew up in Alien 

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

I haven’t seen a gut like that since right before John Hurt’s blew up in Alien 

That's Kuato.

On 10/18/2021 at 3:43 PM, Scholz said:

That’s the aunt. Here’s Mama and Daddy together 
 

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On 10/18/2021 at 8:42 PM, mr. sunshine said:

I haven’t seen a gut like that since right before John Hurt’s blew up in Alien 

Seriously, he's got some weird hernia shit going on there.

On 10/18/2021 at 10:04 AM, Scholz said:

Unsure where to post this but wanted to share this photo of aggy Bryce Foster and family after their huge win in Mizzou this weekend. That’s his impressive father on the right. To show some kids are never given a real shot at life. Rent free.

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That is one messed up looking family.

On 10/21/2021 at 10:45 AM, JesusSweatDuck said:

Seriously, he's got some weird hernia shit going on there.

I'm guessing it's an ostomy bag dangerously full in the first photo and covered in the second. My dad had one in the same place.

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They are coming

OU ones too

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

They are coming

OU ones too

My body is ready 

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Let's start with some Bama sadness and aggy response to that as a light warmup since we know they eke out the W

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And now the in-game posts from aggy

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pt 3

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"Do we get to question how good Jimbo is?"

Sure but you're stuck with him anyway, rube.

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15 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

We need one of these for OU fans today.

Oh they're coming - just going chronologically.

More aggy:

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