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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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18 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Most of that could have been found almost verbatim on the game thread here

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Spencer's random samplings of the TexAgs politics board thread headers is always a joy

 

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

Spencer's random samplings of the TexAgs politics board thread headers is always a joy

 

The InsideTexas politics board is not really better...

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5 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

The InsideTexas politics board is not really better...

Lulz. Maybe you should hang out in the Cloak Room before casting judgements on anyone else.

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Lulz. Maybe you should hang out in the Cloak Room before casting judgements on anyone else.

I'll.... pass

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Hard pass on any political message board but especially one connected to a sports message board.

3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Lulz. Maybe you should hang out in the Cloak Room before casting judgements on anyone else.

Keep this up, and we can do CR right here on the Aggie thread. Oh boy!

There is something so stupid, so aggie about taking PWO from Rice when you are down 11(?) scholarship players. Yeah he is PWO in name only, once Jimbo fails to reach 85 not even they are dumb enough not to give him the scholarship they backhanded promised.

They didn't lose the marathon, they just ran out of miles.

And they lost control of their bodily functions and bathed in their own diarrhea before they reached the finish line. 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

BOMC is back babyyyy

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Why would aggy ever worry about Directors Cup points lol we won it last year with zero points from football

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

BOMC is back babyyyy

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All sports in 2023 are going to stink it up? 

Top 10 in MBB
Better record in WBB
Will be better in softball than them
aggy may be better in baseball, but won't matter because they won't do shit with it, as usual
Men and women's swimming #2 in preseason lists
Texas T&F will likely be ranked higher when the preseason rankings come out in a week and a half
WTN is #1 to open the season
MTN is top 10 to open the season

Oh yeah and we just won a title in volleyball.  

10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Why would aggy ever worry about Directors Cup points lol we won it last year with zero points from football

they finished 19th last year, finishing behind known the powerhouses that are Oklahoma State and BYU.

Stupid sip lost to a PAC 12 team! Disregarding the fact that Washington finished the season ranked 8.

Weren’t they rated in the top 10 in preseason for 2022?

Yes and I'm looking forward to the txag posts that argue because jawja stomped the frogs that means aggy should be in the preseason top 10 this year too.

55 minutes ago, NoName said:

they finished 19th last year, finishing behind known the powerhouses that are Oklahoma State and BYU.

Tracks.  According to Kaycee, they are Okie St south. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

All sports in 2023 are going to stink it up? 

Top 10 in MBB
Better record in WBB
Will be better in softball than them
aggy may be better in baseball, but won't matter because they won't do shit with it, as usual
Men and women's swimming #2 in preseason lists
Texas T&F will likely be ranked higher when the preseason rankings come out in a week and a half
WTN is #1 to open the season
MTN is top 10 to open the season

Oh yeah and we just won a title in volleyball.  

Yeah but what about Meat Judging you brain dead sip?

43 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Yes and I'm looking forward to the txag posts that argue because jawja stomped the frogs that means aggy should be in the preseason top 10 this year too.

If a dog wins the race, the fleas, ticks, and ass worms cross the line with him.

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Oh yeah, that's the weird aggy shit right there

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11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh yeah, that's the weird aggy shit right there

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I know Chin Pubes is perfectly fine with his message board being a sideshow CR. But seriously, WTF does Hillary Clinton have to do with our '24 QB commitment?

The actual crime on a&m campus is actually significantly higher too (too lazy for link but campus crime stats areadily available)

1 hour ago, UThomas said:

The actual crime on a&m campus is actually significantly higher too (too lazy for link but campus crime stats areadily available)

Bonus for aggy: pretty good odds that the crime will be committed by an aggy player. 

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God I hate those stupid, brain dead maggots.

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Left out not SEC material and he wouldn't be a 3 star if his last name wasn't Owens.

Very late edit: How could i have missed this from above?

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Yes! Quarterbacks are lining up to play for Texas A&M. Just look at the 2023 class!

 

 

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Yes dipshit. Colt couldn’t handle the stage, so he garnered up a “mysterious non contact injury” in the biggest game of his life.  
 

These motherfuckers literally make my head hurt.  Similar to a sinus headache. Just a pain that can’t be controlled.  

23 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Yes dipshit. Colt couldn’t handle the stage, so he garnered up a “mysterious non contact injury” in the biggest game of his life.  
 

These motherfuckers literally make my head hurt.  Similar to a sinus headache. Just a pain that can’t be controlled.  

I'd forgotten about that miserable fucking fiction they invented to feel better about themselves being losers. Cart McCry is something I could never forget. Even Colt's lil' brother whupped that ass in College Station.

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

I'd forgotten about that miserable fucking fiction they invented to feel better about themselves being losers. Cart McCry is something I could never forget. Even Colt's lil' brother whupped that ass in College Station.

Cart McCry was their cheap ass late hit on that interception.   I don’t remember too many of them talking shit in ‘08 before the title game. Probably had sawed off horns with bandaid shirts again, coattail riding is one of their most sacred turditions. 

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I'd forgotten about that miserable fucking fiction they invented to feel better about themselves being losers. Cart McCry is something I could never forget. Even Colt's lil' brother whupped that ass in College Station.

I’m not aware of this. Did they miss the play when the giant fucker barreled straight into Colt’s shoulder?

4 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

I’m not aware of this. Did they miss the play when the giant fucker barreled straight into Colt’s shoulder?

He was just a pussy, iirc.   Phantom hit.   Idiots. 

"I'm sorry but whites don't look as good when they're trying to cock up"

19 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

I’m not aware of this. Did they miss the play when the giant fucker barreled straight into Colt’s shoulder?

They live in an alternate reality. They create it and it becomes their truth forever.

Like us "watering the field" in 1998 before Ricky broke the rushing record.

40 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They live in an alternate reality. They create it and it becomes their truth forever.

Like us "watering the field" in 1998 before Ricky broke the rushing record.

Which is something those assholes did in 1963. I watched the show about that season on LHN (it's great).

The powerful Texas team went to College Station where the Aggies had been watering the field all week. They spray painted the morass green to hide the fact. DKR was furious, and the dirty trick almost worked.

It hadn't rained in days, and all the Texas white uniforms were smeared with mud and green paint. Man, we smeared those fuckers through the 50s, 60s and 70s. They've got a lie about that all lined up, too. We've all heard it.

7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Man, we smeared those fuckers through the 50s, 60s and 70s.

Well, someone has got to win the wars, so that others can be free to sip tea. Or something. Buck o’five and all that. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wasn’t @Walden Ponderer a prof there for a while, then suddenly moved to nawf cakilaky?

I don't think he was a professor. I think he worked in IT or software there. 

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wasn’t @Walden Ponderer a prof there for a while, then suddenly moved to nawf cakilaky?

 

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I don't think he was a professor. I think he worked in IT or software there. 

RIP, Walden. I assume he either went to the great beyond, or he's been thrown into the nuthouse with Randolph Duke. Seems like him just up and quitting Surly would be a bridge too far.

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Which is something those assholes did in 1963. I watched the show about that season on LHN (it's great).

The powerful Texas team went to College Station where the Aggies had been watering the field all week. They spray painted the morass green to hide the fact. DKR was furious, and the dirty trick almost worked.

It hadn't rained in days, and all the Texas white uniforms were smeared with mud and green paint. Man, we smeared those fuckers through the 50s, 60s and 70s. They've got a lie about that all lined up, too. We've all heard it.

Yes it was a disgrace on those sheep molesters all right. Saw it with my own eyeballs.

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

We should get some good screenshots from this:

 

"JESUS BUCKS ARE GOOD ENOUGH FOR RILEY, AND NOT OIL MONEY? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

41 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

We should get some good screenshots from this:

 

Riley was always just a smokescreen for Jimbo so he could maneuver in the shadows to secure Petrino while no one was watching. /Texags 

40 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Yes it was a disgrace on those sheep molesters all right. Saw it with my own eyeballs.

 

 

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1963. Already wearing bifocals. 

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1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

We should get some good screenshots from this:

 

Beaten out for their top choice by a school that's half their size or less with not more than half their resources. What an absolutely perfect reminder of aggy's actual place in the CFB hierarchy 

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