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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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"Jimbo never offered."

"Not SEC good."

"Petrino was the plan all along."

"We weren't willing to do something unethical to get him."

"Don't care, got Jimbo."

 

What other excuses am I missing?

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1 hour ago, PNWhornsfan said:

"Jimbo never offered."

"Not SEC good."

"Petrino was the plan all along."

"We weren't willing to do something unethical to get him."

"Don't care, got Jimbo."

 

What other excuses am I missing?

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Nice list, but you need to fit in the words "elite" and "natty" in the next bullet points

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Is TexAgs bothered by the Riley news? Not. At. All. In fact, the SEC West is wide open next year!

 

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They wanted Riley until they didn’t. 

The didn’t want Petrino until they did. 

It’s hard to believe that Reggie McNeil was better than VY and now Weigman is maybe even better than that. Looking like 15-0. 

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4 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Is TexAgs bothered by the Riley news? Not. At. All. In fact, the SEC West is wide open next year!

 

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Aside from the standard "grr afraid of the SEC" nonsense, how about Weigman being their best QB ever when they had a transcendant, Heisman winning talent play for them in recent memory. With expectations like that, kid's going to get crucified for just being good.

Bonus for aggy: pretty good odds that the crime will be committed by an aggy player. 

“But *those* players portaled out.”

/texags
They wanted Riley until they didn’t. 
The didn’t want Petrino until they did. 
It’s hard to believe that Reggie McNeil was better than VY and now Weigman is maybe even better than that. Looking like 15-0. 

You mean 19-0. They’ll win the NFC east or any damn division they choose and then get to wait until division playoff game!
8 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

They wanted Riley until they didn’t. 

The didn’t want Petrino until they did. 

It’s hard to believe that Reggie McNeil was better than VY and now Weigman is maybe even better than that. Looking like 15-0. 

And Haynes King was the missing piece once Mond graduated and would be a huge upgrade.

1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

The correct nomenclature is "the king".

Blasphemy!  may the ghost of Elvis haunt you for all eternity...

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1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Blasphemy!  may the ghost of Elvis's daughter haunt you for all eternity...

Too soon?

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Blasphemy!  may the ghost of Elvis haunt you for all eternity...

The thought of this has me all shook up

6 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

The thought of this has me all shook up

Well done.

16 hours ago, closetojumping said:

 

RIP, Walden. I assume he either went to the great beyond, or he's been thrown into the nuthouse with Randolph Duke. Seems like him just up and quitting Surly would be a bridge too far.

If I'm thinking of the right guy, he moved from CS to the Raleigh area. Hopefully he just never looked back because the alternative, passing on after finally escaping from CS, would be too much to bear.

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6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

If I'm thinking of the right guy, he moved from CS to the Raleigh area. Hopefully he just never looked back because the alternative, passing on after finally escaping from CS, would be too much to bear.

Yeah, he was really excited, apparently got a nice piece of land out in Saxapahaw. Maybe he just fully cut the cords and became a hill person.

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41 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yeah, he was really excited, apparently got a nice piece of land out in Saxapahaw. Maybe he just fully cut the cords and became a hill person.

I don't think so. He was still active for awhile on the gardening thread showing up his land plots and his plants for crops he was going to sew. 

12 hours ago, texifornia said:

Aside from the standard "grr afraid of the SEC" nonsense, how about Weigman being their best QB ever when they had a transcendant, Heisman winning talent play for them in recent memory. With expectations like that, kid's going to get crucified for just being good.

Actually 2 of them if you count the hot minute Murray played there.

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22 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Are he and RD not in San Juan Teneo? They should be, because we all need a warm place with no memory…

You're about to never hear that movie quote the same way again: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zihuatanejo

17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

crops he was going to sew

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56 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I don't think so. He was still active for awhile on the gardening thread showing up his land plots and his plants for crops he was going to sew. 

"Wracks brain trying to recall which recruiting thread is so off tangent it is now called the gardening thread"

I like the logic of that one guy, “If our Oline improves, our offense will be better.”

No shit, waterhead.

Seems like several former and current players are unhappy with the Tommie Robinson decision.

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14 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Seems like several former and current players are unhappy with the Tommie Robinson decision.

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Well yeah, he was their only good offensive coach.

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I may overdose if Petrino replaces the only good aggy coach with his son.

Robinson sucks. He may be a nice guy, but he's a shitty coach and recruiter.

7 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Robinson sucks. He may be a nice guy, but he's a shitty coach and recruiter.

Counter point, RB was the only offensive position on that team that wasn't offensive last season.

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

Well yeah, he was their only good offensive coach.

 

9 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Robinson sucks. He may be a nice guy, but he's a shitty coach and recruiter.

These can both be true

Had an experience tonight that I think encapsulates aggy pretty well. My wife and I went to the Texas Stars game and, at one point, the camera for the Jumbotron focused on a father in a maroon shirt with his three little kids for about 20 seconds. This dipshit decided the best reaction to this would be to throw the horns the whole time he was on the screen and force his poor children to do the same. I guess to own all them fancy Austin sips?

 

Imagine being that big of a tool and displaying, to the world, how proud of it you are. Just pathetic. I hope those poor kids make it to adulthood without being too fucked up

 

/CSB

11 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Had an experience tonight that I think encapsulates aggy pretty well. My wife and I went to the Texas Stars game and, at one point, the camera for the Jumbotron focused on a father in a maroon shirt with his three little kids for about 20 seconds. This dipshit decided the best reaction to this would be to throw the horns the whole time he was on the screen and force his poor children to do the same. I guess to own all them fancy Austin sips?

 

Imagine being that big of a tool and displaying, to the world, how proud of it you are. Just pathetic. I hope those poor kids make it to adulthood without being too fucked up

 

/CSB

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.........don't do this, guys

 

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2 hours ago, texifornia said:

.........don't do this, guys

 

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And the kill shot about Aggie attendance:

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Thanks, @texifornia

 

 

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Ah, we’ve reached the stage at which they can finally start to acknowledge how good Bijan actually is, after a 3-year stretch of having to repeatedly remind each other about how overrated he was. This is an ag classic. 

Who needs depth? 😂

aggys, players aren't coming because the shine is off your coach after 5 years of futility.

1 hour ago, Duane Moore said:

These kids better get in line or Jimbo is gonna pull their Scottish ship. 

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RouxRueRoo has a question.

A big one.

 

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5 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

RouxRueRoo has a question.

A big one.

 

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I’m sure those practice squad players are really getting aggy ready to win the sec next year. 

Iron sharpens iron, and more PouxPuePoo can still add to the stench of PouxPuePoo

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Don’t you see the problem ya stoopid sips? People are bending the NIL rules!

3 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

These kids better get in line or Jimbo is gonna pull their Scottish ship. 

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“I'm pretty sure his brother went to A&M and married an Aggie.”

That’s your problem right there. His brother couldn’t be a good example, but at least he’s a good warning. 

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It is both entertaining and hilarious to watch those mouthbreathers attempt to rationalize their ongoing failures in recruiting and the portal with the notion that Jimbo Fisher and their program are simply unwilling to break their moral standards that winning on those fronts would require. This coming on the heels of that cheating motherfucker buying the #1 recruiting class for 2022 without even having a DC on staff. Yeah, ol'Jimbo simply has too much integrity to stoop to tampering with players from other programs. Right. 

I've been saying it for more than a calendar year and now it is coming to fruition for all to see - Fisher viewed NIL as a joke and ignored the scope of the portal as it relates to NIL in the future. Good luck fixing it.

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