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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I don’t care about any of that. I just didn’t think the title change was that funny. 

I am all for changing that other thread title, though. Just to something funny. 

We’ll take the authorship up with HenryJames, good sir. 

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1 minute ago, Scholz said:

If ridiculing a rival’s rape enabling culture on a sports message board offends your sensibilities so much, Surly may just not be the place for you. Just sayin. This isn’t UT’s chamber of commerce, guy.

Your reading comprehension is very poor but, based on your logic, that shouldn’t be surprising. My sensibilities have fuck-all to do with it. It’s not a good look. Those are two different things. 

1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Your reading comprehension is very poor but, based on your logic, that shouldn’t be surprising. My sensibilities have fuck-all to do with it. It’s not a good look. Those are two different things. 

Well I don’t know you but based on your crying here, I’m guessing you’ll find something else to be deathly aggrieved about by tomorrow. So good news for all of us.

Also, I’d like the point out the irony to people saying they’re rather not having something tasteless immortalized here forever when we’re talking about…changing the title of a thread. Which is proof of literally the opposite of having anything immortalized forever. 

3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Even if all this were the case, which I’m not sure it is if only one player is involved as it seems currently, Baylor paid Art Briles a massive payout to get him to leave without burning the place down, so A&M will still be paying Jimbo a boatload of money regardless. 

Not really.  Baylor had affidavits and evidence from people going all the way back to Stephenville showing this was a pattern of Briles programs.  Briles settled with the school trying to do damage control thinking he could move on and save his career.

 

There were people at Stephenville when Briles was there that let their sons play football for him, but their daughters attended a different district for a reason.

 

That's why Briles lawyer in 24 hours went from we have no interest in settling on any terms to we are moving on in the interest of putting this all behind us.

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Umm, is it possible your reference to the infamous aggie gubernatorial candidate was accidental? If so, I need a gold star today for being awesome. 

Not accidental.   But have a gold star to add amongst your many, many accolades!  I stated my preference.  Hold no grudges or indignation for those that disagree with me.  

It's a very specific statement that I would prefer not to have on this board.

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Well I don’t know you but based on your crying here, I’m guessing you’ll find something else to be deathly aggrieved about by tomorrow. So good news for all of us.

Explaining a position isn’t crying, but to a guy who loves false dichotomies and non sequiturs, maybe it seems like it. But sure, everyone with a position different from yours is crying. Strong take. 

1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Explaining a position isn’t crying, but to a guy who loves false dichotomies and non sequiturs, maybe it seems like it. But sure, everyone with a position different from yours is crying. Strong take. 

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Who gives a fuck. It's tasteless but it's also Surly. So.... maybe we can all just watch aggy burn on a Sunday? If threads on texags are being nuked you know it's bad.

37 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Not really.  Baylor had affidavits and evidence from people going all the way back to Stephenville showing this was a pattern of Briles programs.  Briles settled with the school trying to do damage control thinking he could move on and save his career.

 

There were people at Stephenville when Briles was there that let their sons play football for him, but their daughters attended a different district for a reason.

 

That's why Briles lawyer in 24 hours went from we have no interest in settling on any terms to we are moving on in the interest of putting this all behind us.

Does he ENCOURAGE rape to his players?  Do a lot of guys feel that rape is ok when they believe there won’t be consequences, such as a briles program environment?

3 hours ago, PTINS said:

There was a thread early yesterday, got purged later in the day.

SECRant had one, low participation thread yesterday.  Not even one page.

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Real talk- are we being insensitive to victims of domestic violence by keeping the basketball recruiting thread title as “keep Austin beard”? Or, had nobody noticed or cared. 

what if we compromised and renamed it "Jimbo 2023: Watch for Rape" implying more of a cautionary tale rather than some voyeuristic fetish

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Aggie recruiting 2024: sit back and enjoy it 

Does that make everybody happy now?

35 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Real talk- are we being insensitive to victims of domestic violence by keeping the basketball recruiting thread title as “keep Austin beard”? Or, had nobody noticed or cared. 

Counterpoint,  no one wants to actively engage with RaysBoomBoomRoom. 

1 hour ago, TexasRenegade said:

Not really.  Baylor had affidavits and evidence from people going all the way back to Stephenville showing this was a pattern of Briles programs.  Briles settled with the school trying to do damage control thinking he could move on and save his career.

 

There were people at Stephenville when Briles was there that let their sons play football for him, but their daughters attended a different district for a reason.

 

That's why Briles lawyer in 24 hours went from we have no interest in settling on any terms to we are moving on in the interest of putting this all behind us.

You said not really while further proving my point.  Baylor had all that and still paid Briles a large buyout to make it go away. A&M won’t have as much dirt on Jimbo. 

Fuck the aggy trash. They deserve any and all manner of derision and insensitivity.

11 minutes ago, Viper said:

So anyone have any screenshots? 

They must have all the mods on scrub patrol. It's literally "nothing to see here"

FFS, can you virtue-signaling, whining, butt-hurt bitches go back to the football board?   The thread title change wasn’t funny, but it also wasn’t ridiculing rape victims.   

1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

Jimbo 2024: you said “tape” twice

 

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It’s days like today that are me go look around shaggy. #goodolddays

12 minutes ago, Ragde said:

It’s days like today that are me go look around shaggy. #goodolddays

 

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2 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

a pit of ADD 

 Best band name ever. 

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1 hour ago, Viper said:

So anyone have any screenshots? 

I've had family commitments all weekend, but LHF has some on Twitter 

2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Aggie recruiting 2024: sit back and enjoy it 

Does that make everybody happy now?

Or better yet:  Aggie Recruiting 2024: Bad Weather watch. 

 

That way we honor the institution and its alumni properly..... And protect the hurt feelings of Sydney. 

6 posts talking about aggie OL allegedly raping a bunch of people. 12 pages of Surly assholes arguing about the appropriate thread title to ridicule them while maintaining the exact right level of depravity appropriate for this site. 

Let’s say they can Jimbo, and aggy tries to litigate the shit out of it. Does Sexton just refuse to do business with them again?

Dream scenario by the way. 

1 hour ago, deech said:

Or better yet:  Aggie Recruiting 2024: Bad Weather watch. 

 

That way we honor the institution and its alumni properly..... And protect the hurt feelings of Sydney. 

Sir, I’m more perplexed than hurt. 

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In: making rapey thread title puns

Out: demanding the thread be titled as such

In: Being sensitive to Jewish people like me

Out: Demanding thread titles like 'Hitler 2023: All gas, and don't worry about the numbers'

Out: Changing a letter of a bad word to get around the TV show censors

In: Going out after the show and getting some hussy

Forget thread title. Immamac, new website name, Surly Dissociative Identity Paranoid Schizophrenics ADD/ADHD Dyslexics Unite!

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9 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Forget thread title. Immamac, new website name, Surly Dissociative Identity Paranoid Schizophrenics ADD/ADHD Dyslexics Unite!

When we figure out who we are, call us back and let us know.

I think the proper term is Dissociative Identity Paranoid Surly Hypochondriac Introverted Texas Spectators

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Fuck aggy. They are gleefully posting shit about Ossai and "dirty 'Sips."

They deserve no quarter, especially on this site.

Back in the day their players just whipped it out in the parking lot and asked girls, "Can you help me with this?"  Now they rape as many as 15 people in a week?

57 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Fuck aggy. They are gleefully posting shit about Ossai and "dirty 'Sips."

They deserve no quarter, especially on this site.

Then let them show their asses. Let them get aggregated by the messageboardgeniuses of the world and let the rest of the world laugh at them for that. Just because they show their asses (which is the whole point of this fucking thread) doesn't mean we have to show ours. 

7 hours ago, texifornia said:

I've had family commitments all weekend, but LHF has some on Twitter 

But...I thought WE were your family?

4 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

But...I thought WE were your family?

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15 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Explaining a position isn’t crying, but to a guy who loves false dichotomies and non sequiturs, maybe it seems like it. But sure, everyone with a position different from yours is crying. Strong take. 

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