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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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On 1/28/2023 at 4:02 PM, UncleSonny said:

Jimbo is really giving the Ags the full Florida State experience, minus the success on the field part. 

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Yeah, they took a wild guess at his height and weight after looking at the roster and verifying the name and face were the person who did it to them.

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2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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100% solid gold lock that Billy has banned someone on TexAgs for something they said on 247.

aggie booster: Scans roster. Sees apparent depth. "OKAY. It looks like we can afford to hold this kid accountable! He should be gone today!"

14 hours ago, Kwix said:

6 posts talking about aggie OL allegedly raping a bunch of people. 12 pages of Surly assholes arguing about the appropriate thread title to ridicule them while maintaining the exact right level of depravity appropriate for this site. 

*aggy

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Well thankfully their staff is packed full with solid, upstanding, ethical guys.

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

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If thinking the proposed thread title would be a bad idea makes me a bitch in the eyes of a message board tuff gai, I’m fine with that. 

5 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

If thinking the proposed thread title would be a bad idea makes me a bitch in the eyes of a message board tuff gai, I’m fine with that. 

My bad, didn't realize you were a 12 year old girl.  Sincere apologies. 

5 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

My bad, didn't realize you were a 12 year old girl.  Sincere apologies. 

Well, we can’t all hide behind memes like an adult every time someone in the mean ol’ world has a different opinion than we do, right? 

6 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Well, we can’t all hide behind memes like an adult every time someone in the mean ol’ world has a different opinion than we do, right? 

Honest question, is this your first time on a college football message board?  You seem confused as to how surly assholeness works. 

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Sorry, missed two and can't edit this shit on my phone

 

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Anyone want to give me the odds that the CS PD miraculously decide to bring him in on Thursday or Friday... you know right after the late NSD on Feb the 1st...

 

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13 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Well, we can’t all hide behind memes like an adult every time someone in the mean ol’ world has a different opinion than we do, right? 

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Perhaps there is a Sensible Horns, Palace of Kindness on the Inter-webs for some.  

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1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Honest question, is this your first time on a college football message board?  You seem confused as to how surly assholeness works. 

I’ve been around since Austin360. I get that y’all flex on having the appearance of being bad boys with no boundaries. That’s all well and good. That doesn’t mean every crappy joke is a good idea. I don’t think the subject of this off-topic fiasco is something that would look good attached to Texas fans if that dumpster fire to the east flares up and gets attention beyond one guy’s being a felon. Allegedly. Others don’t care. That’s fine. I don’t see the point of calling those who disagree with me bitches, or whatever, but, sure, that kinda seems par for the course here, regardless. 

6 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Perhaps there is a Sensible Horns, Palace of Kindness on the Inter-webs for some.  

This is a veritable blue hairs tailgate/cocktail party. I say good sir, I got a sensible chuckle from your ruse. 

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Holy shit, I don't care but I'm not changing the thread title, everyone shut the fuck up.

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy shit, I don't care but I'm not changing the thread title, everyone shut the fuck up.

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1 hour ago, Viper said:

100% solid gold lock that Billy has banned someone on TexAgs for something they said on 247.

I am guessing between the bad season, the bad coaching, the bad recruiting, the bad off-field behavior, and the bad posting, Billy has spent all his time banning posters and just can't quite get around to putting together the Liucci 44.

28 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I’ve been around since Austin360. I get that y’all flex on having the appearance of being bad boys with no boundaries. That’s all well and good. That doesn’t mean every crappy joke is a good idea. I don’t think the subject of this off-topic fiasco is something that would look good attached to Texas fans if that dumpster fire to the east flares up and gets attention beyond one guy’s being a felon. Allegedly. Others don’t care. That’s fine. I don’t see the point of calling those who disagree with me bitches, or whatever, but, sure, that kinda seems par for the course here, regardless. 

 

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31 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Perhaps there is a Sensible Horns, Palace of Kindness on the Inter-webs for some.  

I am going to bomb that place with clown porn.

 

28 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I don’t think the subject of this off-topic fiasco is something that would look good attached to Texas fans

To who? Or is it whom? I don't know. I do know you concern is laughable. 

 

Just in case it's permissible to post aggie screenshots in this thread ... 

 

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25 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I get that y’all flex on having the appearance of being bad boys with no boundaries

The term you're looking for is not appearance, but perhaps "milieu."  I think though you have misread it. For example you're currently posting in a thread making fun about a circlejerk. However that doesn't mean surlyites don't welcome women, or non-cis gendered or non-binary folk with open arms (and open legs). We are, for example, proud to be Pro-Dildo, dammit! Perhaps the most important things are, do you have a sense of humor, or a wonderful knowledge about sports that you can communicate, or are you going to try to censor or clutter-up the forum with illogical rantings. Also just loving to piss on aggie and College Station can be a huge plus, especially if you've ever had to spend the night there.

5 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Just in case it's permissible to post aggie screenshots in this thread ... 

 

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What’s her implication here? Misidentification? Consent?

2 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

What’s her implication here? Misidentification? Consent?

She seems weirdly happy that aki got laid.

5 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

What’s her implication here? Misidentification? Consent?

Probably trying to cover for Jimbo because this was probably known and nothing was done. 

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Probably trying to cover for Jimbo because this was probably known and nothing was done. 

Oh, no doubt it’s to spin it in some way. Being happy for someone misidentified as a rapist seems weird. It seems like it needs to be more than that. Maybe she’s happy he got a job in a non-extradiction country. 

1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I’ve been around since Austin360. I get that y’all flex on having the appearance of being bad boys with no boundaries. That’s all well and good. That doesn’t mean every crappy joke is a good idea. I don’t think the subject of this off-topic fiasco is something that would look good attached to Texas fans if that dumpster fire to the east flares up and gets attention beyond one guy’s being a felon. Allegedly. Others don’t care. That’s fine. I don’t see the point of calling those who disagree with me bitches, or whatever, but, sure, that kinda seems par for the course here, regardless. 

So what i gather is that posting here, on some subjects, is a catch-22? UNCO.

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

So what i gather is that posting here, on some subjects, is a catch-22? UNCO.

It’s the best there is. 

52 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Just in case it's permissible to post aggie screenshots in this thread ... 

 

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Aki was HELPING them! Stupid sips, an Ag ALWAYS assist a lady in need!

55 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Just in case it's permissible to post aggie screenshots in this thread ... 

 

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It also wasn't poor Jameis' fault.

I wonder what the Ags are telling themselves about the motivations of all these different women in falsely accusing an injured backup. All agents of That School in the Capitol? Paid off by Big SEC who doesn't want the sleeping giant to wake up? Vast left-wing conspiracy?

8 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I wonder what the Ags are telling themselves about the motivations of all these different women in falsely accusing an injured backup. All agents of That School in the Capitol? Paid off by Big SEC who doesn't want the sleeping giant to wake up? Vast left-wing conspiracy?

Karen was the one banging Aki. She just reported it to the cops all those times so people would be aware she was getting some dingus.

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Karen was the one banging Aki. She just reported it to the cops all those times so people would be aware she was getting some dingus.

Some NIL deals are better than others…

1 minute ago, RollingPresidential said:

Does seem like more would've come out by now, just through the grapevine?

No one knows a fucking thing, here or elsewhere, including that dimwitted lunatic, KarenKeyLardo. 

The legitimate outcomes here range from mistaken identity to serial rapist whose crimes are being washed away and covered up in a conspiracy. Frankly, the guy could have really pissed off 3 women who have formed a cabal against him and are trying to get him in trouble with the police. He could have a habit of roofying chicks and then raping them while they're unconscious. For all we know, he showed up at a sorority house, slipped mickeys into a punch bowl and then went bonkers raping the entire sorority. 

It could be anything, and that includes actual innocence. That considered, if I were a betting man, I wouldn't want to be within a half mile of this guy when he decides he needs to get to fucking. Sounds like they could need an "Aki" button on campus.

10 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

But...I thought WE were your family?


No kidding. Texifornia needs to reexamine his priorities IMO.

If I was a football player in college and I was being accused of rape and I hadn’t done any rapey things I’d announce that I was not out there being all rapey.

If I had I’d be real quiet.

What aki doing?

10 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

If I was a football player in college and I was being accused of rape and I hadn’t done any rapey things I’d announce that I was not out there being all rapey.

If I had I’d be real quiet.

What aki doing?

Following aggy legal advice?

15 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

I think the proper term is Dissociative Identity Paranoid Surly Hypochondriac Introverted Texas Spectators

... or 

DIPSHITS

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31 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

If I was a football player in college and I was being accused of rape and I hadn’t done any rapey things I’d announce that I was not out there being all rapey.

If I had I’d be real quiet.

What aki doing?

If you were an informed person accused of anything, you’d keep your mouth shut, whether you did it or didn’t. 

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34 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

If you were an informed person accused of anything, you’d keep your mouth shut, whether you did it or didn’t. 

Good advice here, not just for weed-related incidents:

 

1 minute ago, nnm said:

Good advice here, not just for weed-related incidents:

 

This is the way. 
 

 

3 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

What’s her implication here? Misidentification? Consent?

she has a long history of condoning rape and victim blaming. She giggles retelling the story of her two boys being groomed and statutorily raped when they were underage. 

1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

If you were an informed person accused of anything, you’d keep your mouth shut, whether you did it or didn’t. 

aggy lawyers...

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Backpack and sweatshirt are different too. 

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9 minutes ago, Kwix said:

Backpack and sweatshirt are different too. 

Once you have the look they want, they'll try to shoehorn you into all the admissions stuff and get your picture in different spots.

I have a friend who's half-Guatemalan, half-Jewish and one of the most unplaceably "ethnic" looking people you can imagine. Dude was in multiple places in the admissions lookbook every year for six years running.

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Good advice here, not just for weed-related incidents:

 

Reminds me of one of my favorite videos.

 

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