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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Once you have the look they want, they'll try to shoehorn you into all the admissions stuff and get your picture in different spots.

I have a friend who's half-Guatemalan, half-Jewish and one of the most unplaceably "ethnic" looking people you can imagine. Dude was in multiple places in the admissions lookbook every year for six years running.

Damn, bet he didn’t get any of that sweet NIL $$$ though.

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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So the photo was……nonconsensual? Seems to be a pattern around there.

1 hour ago, deft said:

So the photo was……nonconsensual? Seems to be a pattern around there.

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*cocaine Pam was hot!

Imagine having Max Wright on your team and him being the #2 serial rapist on it.

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Imagine having Max Wright on your team and him being the #2 serial rapist on it.

There's nothing aggy fans love more than their backup rapist. 

10 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Imagine having Max Wright on your team and him being the #2 serial rapist on it.

What is the backstory on this?

45 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

What is the backstory on this?

While in HS, Max Wright would drive unsuspecting girls into remote locations and assault them.

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

While in HS, Max Wright would drive unsuspecting girls into remote locations and assault them.

Holy shit!  

My son used to play baseball against his travel ball team when they were 9-14.

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So the NCAA is coming after A&M, but not the blue bloods. Reality is seeping in around the edges. 

BASD is hitting strong today , they didn't buy any gold trans ams this time did they ? should be safe .. maybe 

NCAA: "aggy, we have found you've committed major infractions. Your punishment is that you are not allowed to fire Jimbo until his contract runs out."

It's classic aggy that they fail to realize that an NCAA case against Jimbo is exactly the bailout they need from that fucking idiotic contract.

I refuse to believe that any minor NCAA penalties could do more damage than continuing to pay this staff their guaranteed money while they run the program into the ground.  They need to find cause, and the NCAA could hand it to them on a platter.

Meanwhile their victim mentality prevents them from seeing this as the opportunity that it is, and instead they'll all rally behind Jimbo against the big bad NCAA.

And I'm here for it.

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2 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

It's classic aggy that they fail to realize that an NCAA case against Jimbo is exactly the bailout they need from that fucking idiotic contract.

I refuse to believe that any minor NCAA penalties could do more damage than continuing to pay this staff their guaranteed money while they run the program into the ground.  They need to find cause, and the NCAA could hand it to them on a platter.

Meanwhile their victim mentality prevents them from seeing this as the opportunity that it is, and instead they'll all rally behind Jimbo against the big bad NCAA.

And I'm here for it.

“My spouse is an alcoholic cheater who spends all of our money and treats me and the kids like garbage. I wish I had some way to get out of this mistake of a marriage.”

”Yeah, that does sound like a bad situation.”

”how dare you! We’re in love and I don’t need you in here trying to break us up.”

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It's a good thing everything we do from an NIL perspective is compliant, has a visible paper trail both from work completed as well as compensation paid, is all approved by easily the most draconian fucking compliance compartment in the NCAA. When I see shit like this, I can have the biggest evil chuckle in the world knowing we are taking care of business well, but inevitably some poor schmuck is going to get horsefucked by the NCAA. Who knows, maybe it's the school who's coach publicly said their recruits were all because of NIL, yet can't speak to anything about how NIL works, keeps all their deals secretive, and seems inclined to love the Bag Game. Huh, go figure. 

46 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

It's classic aggy that they fail to realize that an NCAA case against Jimbo is exactly the bailout they need from that fucking idiotic contract.

I refuse to believe that any minor NCAA penalties could do more damage than continuing to pay this staff their guaranteed money while they run the program into the ground.  They need to find cause, and the NCAA could hand it to them on a platter.

Meanwhile their victim mentality prevents them from seeing this as the opportunity that it is, and instead they'll all rally behind Jimbo against the big bad NCAA.

And I'm here for it.

Well, they rallied behind white supremacy until they absolutely could not any longer. 

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Well, they rallied behind white supremacy until they absolutely could not any longer. 

You're assuming they've stopped?

Didn't follow the Kellen Mond off-season talk much?  Let's just say the word uppity might have been used a few times.

I haven’t seen one single TA post that suggests or implies that they even have a clue how NIL works. It’s hilarious.

I found this to be especially precious:

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17 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

You're assuming they've stopped?

Didn't follow the Kellen Mond off-season talk much?  Let's just say the word uppity might have been used a few times.

They stopped publicly wearing the hoods and robes

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I found this to be especially precious:

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It's not fair that most everyone else moved on from bags to NIL, while they were too stupid to figure out how to do so themselves. 

18 minutes ago, deft said:

I haven’t seen one single TA post that suggests or implies that they even have a clue how NIL works. It’s hilarious.

Give them time. They have to figure out how to spell NIL first. 

1. Didn’t one of their assistants get caught on video saying the folks in suites would be giving them cash?

2. LOL at the blue bloods comment and them realizing or not realizing that they’re not one of them. 
 

3. Ah yea, best to get to Bama early. So if Texas were to win, it’s because they got them at a favorable time of the year (meanwhile the game is… at Bama)

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Yeah, it's too bad we don't have a big hitter like App State on our home schedule this year.

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Yeah, it's too bad we don't have a big hitter like App State on our home schedule this year.

Or UMass in November.

15 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

I mean, they aren't wrong about our home schedule.   Woof is right.

Which is a big reason why we are addressing the 75% of our schedule that is otherwise out of our control. 

5 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

"Brauny" is cute when he tries to talk tough. 

Or intelligently. 

10 games in Texas is a weird thing for them to bring up since 1) we have several conference mates in Texas including one extra one for a season and 2) they routinely have 9 games in Texas as they will have 8 home games and arky in Arlington, despite not having a single conference mate in Texas (yet). 
 

at least our 10 include several road games. 

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

10 games in Texas is a weird thing for them to bring up since 1) we have several conference mates in Texas including one extra one for a season and 2) they routinely have 9 games in Texas as they will have 8 home games and arky in Arlington, despite not having a single conference mate in Texas (yet). 
 

at least our 10 include several road games. 

You're forgetting they are stupid, and assuming they gave it a second of analysis before typing that. 

A&M shitting on anyone's home slate is funny to me. their home schedule for 2023 is:

  • New Mexico
  • ULM
  • Auburn
  • Alabama
  • South Carolina
  • Mississippi State
  • ACU

obviously Auburn and Alabama are nice, but New Mexico and ULM were 2 of the 15 worst FBS teams last year. ACU has fewer than 4,000 undergrads and has been a D1 program again for 9 years. South Carolina and Miss St don't really move the needle that much.

also that shitty of an OOC schedule guarantees that Texas has a higher rated SOS across the board.

that has to be one of the worst OOC schedules in the country for next year.

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A&M shitting on anyone's home slate is funny to me. their home schedule for 2023 is:
  • New Mexico
  • ULM
  • Auburn
  • Alabama
  • South Carolina
  • Mississippi State
  • ACU
obviously Auburn and Alabama are nice, but New Mexico and ULM were 2 of the 15 worst FBS teams last year. ACU has fewer than 4,000 undergrads and has been a D1 program again for 9 years. South Carolina and Miss St don't really move the needle that much.
also that shitty of an OOC schedule guarantees that Texas has a higher rated SOS across the board.
that has to be one of the worst OOC schedules in the country for next year.

And yet they’ll wonder why their SOS doesn’t automagically make them a top 25 preseason team
16 minutes ago, NoName said:

but New Mexico and ULM were 2 of the 15 worst FBS teams last year.

wasn't aggy on that bottom 10 site with those 2 for several weeks?

16 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

wasn't aggy on that bottom 10 site with those 2 for several weeks?

bottom 10 != FEI's bottom 10

A&M was not good last year but still finished in the top 50 based on their defense and an adjustment for opponents.

meanwhile UMass ranked #131 and #121 on offense and defense in FEI. New Mexico was 130/105. ULM was 83/119. Colorado State was 128/86. Colorado was 126/120. Texas State was 125/70

43 minutes ago, NoName said:

A&M shitting on anyone's home slate is funny to me. their home schedule for 2023 is:

  • New Mexico
  • ULM
  • Auburn
  • Alabama
  • South Carolina
  • Mississippi State
  • ACU

obviously Auburn and Alabama are nice, but New Mexico and ULM were 2 of the 15 worst FBS teams last year. ACU has fewer than 4,000 undergrads and has been a D1 program again for 9 years. South Carolina and Miss St don't really move the needle that much.

also that shitty of an OOC schedule guarantees that Texas has a higher rated SOS across the board.

that has to be one of the worst OOC schedules in the country for next year.

And I think they still claim changing conferences as the reason for the bad non-con games.  Because going from 8 conference games to 8 conference games was such an upheaval in scheduling that they had to bring in dregs to play at home just to fill out a schedule, all of 12 years afterward.  But hey, Miami!

Is any other fanbase in the country that nervous about possibly having to prove up NIL compliance? 😂

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aggy thought NIL stood for "nutting in livestock"

We are above board!  All NIL.  
 

ok. Can you show me a few examples of your players’ names, images, or likenesses being used in exchange for all the money they have earned?

 

uh what now?

Have you no respect for their players' privacy?

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Huh?

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As stated on here many times, Jimbo knows he can't say it was NIL or he'll get nailed. Aggies are determined not to remember the above so they can continue lying to themselves about how clean they are.

Aggie coach: Nope, no NIL. It's a damned lie.

Narrator: True. It was bag money.

Aggies: We were masters of NIL for the 2022 class, now everybody is saying we cheated! Mean ol' tu.

 

13 minutes ago, Deej said:

Have you no respect for their players' privacy?

I guess they could all be deals to be the entertainment at an aggy birthday party. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I guess they could all be deals to be the entertainment at an aggy birthday party. 

Animal porn.

8 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

the school who's coach publicly said their recruits were all because of NIL

Did I miss him about-face on this?  At one point he said no one was paid - just good old fashioned hard work by the good guy coaches.  Then he said after  he did some research, learned only 1 or 2 had NIL deals.   I hadn't seen him change his story again to say all his class was due to NIL. 

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As mentioned above, their home schedule is Bama and the seven dwarves, but sure, go off aggy.

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20 hours ago, Deej said:

Yeah, it's too bad we don't have a big hitter like App State on our home schedule this year.

Or kent state, prairie view a&m, or sam houston.  all on aggy schedules 21-22 in addition to powerhouse appalachian.  self- awareness much, aggy?

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