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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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The aggy football player that rapes women is covered up or fake news?  They said they knew who the suspect was, yet no further updates?  I guess the caution of, big ass dude raping women on campus - we know who he is, he's out there still, good luck females - works in that village.  

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23 minutes ago, cochamps said:

Or kent state, prairie view a&m, or sam houston.  all on aggy schedules 21-22 in addition to powerhouse appalachian.  self- awareness much, aggy?

Which aggy game was it last year that was nearly empty?

5 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Which aggy game was it last year that was nearly empty?

U Mass in November

7 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

U Mass in November

Attendance listed at 90,177.  Wasn’t even 900 in Q4.  Truly girlfriends (sheep) & next of kin.

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they went 4-3 with wins over SHSU, miami, umass and lsu.

also, they can't believe baylor has 8 home games!!!11!1

 

3 hours ago, hornlife said:

The aggy football player that rapes women is covered up or fake news?  They said they knew who the suspect was, yet no further updates?  I guess the caution of, big ass dude raping women on campus - we know who he is, he's out there still, good luck females - works in that village.  

We can't let real life things get in the way of signing day #2. 

3 hours ago, hornlife said:

The aggy football player that rapes women is covered up or fake news?  They said they knew who the suspect was, yet no further updates?  I guess the caution of, big ass dude raping women on campus - we know who he is, he's out there still, good luck females - works in that village.  

Nobody wanted to give me odds about him being brought in for questioning the next 7 days after NSD2...

2 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

Nobody wanted to give me odds about him being brought in for questioning the next 7 days after NSD2...

Most of us know, you're 100% correct. CSPD and some other aggy PD. They know who pays the bills in that village.  Aggy is what they are, imbeciles always. 

Which aggy game was it last year that was nearly empty?

In terms of offensive scheme competence?

All of them

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Ask not what Texas A&M can do for you, but what you can do for Texas A&M is a fantastic portal message. It worked well in January. 

 

 

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Texas A&M Football: A mixture of passivity and failure. 

9 hours ago, hornlife said:

The aggy football player that rapes women is covered up or fake news?  They said they knew who the suspect was, yet no further updates?  I guess the caution of, big ass dude raping women on campus - we know who he is, he's out there still, good luck females - works in that village.  

Girls getting payoffs as we speak

8 hours ago, tejas60 said:

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they went 4-3 with wins over SHSU, miami, umass and lsu.

also, they can't believe baylor has 8 home games!!!11!1

 

Every single one of their insults is an admission. Always.

lol at the echoing of “thanks for throwing the sips a lifeboat, Sankey!”

Like we didn’t always have our pick of whatever conference we’d like to be in, and it’s cute that they act like they don’t fucking know that.

Suggesting that the SEC is doing Texas a solid here is some impressive, next-level intellectual dishonesty, even for them. 

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5 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

lol at the echoing of “thanks for throwing the sips a lifeboat, Sankey!”

Like we didn’t always have our pick of whatever conference we’d like to be in, and it’s cute that they act like they don’t fucking know that.

Suggesting that the SEC is doing Texas a solid here is some impressive, next-level intellectual dishonesty, even for them. 

Weren’t they told to get on board with Texas’ joining the conference or to GTFO themselves?

I just don’t understand these regards. They’re all in the 2022 class. To the point that they don’t want to scare them off with transfersThey signed 30 kids. Some have transferred. The top of the class has stuck. 
 

Let’s be generous and call it 20 players in the two deep. How in the f*** are they going to come up with a quality travel squad much less a healthy 85 man roster?

They should have signed 30+ in 2023, and abused the F5 button in the portal  to build some semblance of depth. 

1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Texas A&M Football: A mixture of passivity and failure. 

So a cuck?

I can't figure out what they believe or disbelieve. Nor can I tell what they're trying to convince everyone they believe or disbelieve.

7 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Weren’t they told to get on board with Texas’ joining the conference or to GTFO themselves?

They were told that explicitly. Almost like it was a dare. 

9 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Weren’t they told to get on board with Texas’ joining the conference or to GTFO themselves?

doesn't really matter (i assume they were because no one is dumb enough to turn down OU and Texas) but in the end they voted for it

1 minute ago, NoName said:

doesn't really matter (i assume they were because no one is dumb enough to turn down OU and Texas) but in the end they voted for it

Well, I think it matters in a “don’t make us choose between you and Texas because you’ll lose” sense. Their “gentlemen’s agreement” would have turned into an invitation to pursue other opportunities. That has to be galling for them to know. 

10 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Ask not what Texas A&M can do for you, but what you can do for Texas A&M is a fantastic portal message. It worked well in January. 

 

 

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Here's their scholarship players plus a WO K that starts (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TzoBTIvCXfZIk7Sz3C9txMg0yPvrXyVM/edit#gid=529379820). I didn't include Ainias Smith because he was recognized on Senior Day, but he could return if he doesn't like his draft outlook. Too much work for me to track the depth chart, so I just use Our Lads (https://www.ourlads.com/ncaa-football-depth-charts/depth-chart/texas-am/92039).

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10 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Ask not what Texas A&M can do for you, but what you can do for Texas A&M is a fantastic portal message. It worked well in January. 

 

 

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Guys.  Petrino is upbeat and is off to as good of a start as you can have in.

10 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Ask not what Texas A&M can do for you, but what you can do for Texas A&M is a fantastic portal message. It worked well in January. 

 

 

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The dad shook his head and said he really made an impression is really impressive. "He claps on the is upbeat, I'm positive, wants to score a bunch of poon points and wants to cater his extramarital pursuits offense to the young female staffers guys they have.

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In the portal era with NIL it's not malpractice to start the year under your scholarship limit. 

My response, 

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followed by, 

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and then, 

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My body is ready for the implosion though, haha. 

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

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tldr: You're encouraged to post sock puppet accounts. If you don't know how to create one, ask gary79 or Loochi. DO NOT post anything that will hurt the very tender aggie feelings.

gary79ag was an English major at ATM, as you can probably tell by the wordsmith par excellence on his annual 'sip tears' post:

 

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aggy is just worried that Texas is going to ascend to heights that aggy hasn’t in over a decade. I’ll mark my post, but I guarantee a UT - SEC “West” Championship prior to aggy. Probably within the first 2-3 years.

Hook’em!!!

2 hours ago, General Specific said:

Ah, “Fish Camp, Hotel Collie Station”, you can graduate any time you like, but you can never leave!

"such a lovely view. such a lovely ewe."

"plenty of sheep at the hotel collie station." 

 

some songs just write themselves... 

20 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

They were told that explicitly. Almost like it was a dare. 

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8 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

aggy is just worried that Texas is going to ascend to heights that aggy hasn’t in over a decade. I’ll mark my post, but I guarantee a UT - SEC “West” Championship prior to aggy. Probably within the first 2-3 years.

Hook’em!!!

aggy hasn't done anything in over a generation. Their claimed championships are all claimed by other schools.  We're talking WW1/start of WW2 type crap - they self awarded.

Missouri is 50/50ish in the SEC and has won a SEC West championship and played in the SEC title game. aggy, not so much.  They'd have rings, plaques, new buildings, etc if they had Missouri success. Damn it would suck to be an aggy - all levels.  But, got Jimbo! Well done aggy. They are hoping for Missouri level success but are SEC ready! 

Our (and OU) SEC entrance is going to crush that diploma mill. 

East not West before I get blasted. Point stands though and they lost to Auburn that gave JImbo (FSU) his only credibility in a very close game 2013.

2 hours ago, hornlife said:

East not West before I get blasted. Point stands though and they lost to Auburn that gave JImbo (FSU) his only credibility in a very close game 2013.

I, for one, don't give a shit about a division championship. It's pretty meaningless.

Besides, no telling if there will be divisions or pods or something else, and no telling which teams will be in which in the new SEC.

Fuck, aggy is probably lobbying them to create two divisions named Legends and Leaders. But no conference could ever be regarded enough to do that. 

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Showing that they don’t know how to average dollar amounts. Pure aggy.

Also I love the suggestion that they need to shift their money from facilities to NIL. Just going to come right out of the athletics budget.

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11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Jesus they really don't understand anything about NIL. Even basic shit. The most basic shit. Much less how to read a fucking website. 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Jesus they really don't understand anything about NIL. Even basic shit. The most basic shit. Much less how to read a fucking website. 

Lucci couldn't fleece them with Stacked if they actually knew how this shit worked.  

Just as expected, the conjured rumor of UT providing a job for Hill's dad's is being recited as scientific fact. 

Just as expected, the conjured rumor of UT providing a job for Hill's dad's is being recited as scientific fact. 

Of course it is. A good ag heard it from a buddy who’s pretty high up at sip.

What kind of fucking idiot takes a picture of their computer monitor

8 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

What kind of fucking idiot takes a picture of their computer monitor

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23 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Just as expected, the conjured rumor of UT providing a job for Hill's dad's is being recited as scientific fact. 

 

19 minutes ago, deft said:


Of course it is. A good ag heard it from a buddy who’s pretty high up at sip.

 

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They’re like a monkey trying to hump a goal post. Complete fucking morons. JFC they make me weep for humanity.

 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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tu must have paid off EsipN and the rest of media to wait until the day after NSD2 to announce it would be joining the SEC in 2025.

That will surely pay off for the ... *checks notes* ... Zero recruits we signed on NSD2. 

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Wait…once in the SEC, Arch is going to get “clobbered” by his own name? His overrated name? This isn’t good. 

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