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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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Guys I was on vacation talking to a 17 year old kid and his family about football.  As a grown ass man I’m not displaying pedophilia traits at all  

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44 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

There isn't a dumber collection of fans in all of sports.  They are  fucking idiots.

No shit. 
At least the TexAgs lemmings are.

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46 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

What kind of fucking idiot takes a picture of their computer monitor

Hey!

 

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8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys I was on vacation talking to a 17 year old kid and his family about football.  As a grown ass man I’m not displaying pedophilia traits at all  

That dude not only fantasized about talking to a 17 year old, he likely fantasized about going on vacation to begin with, and that Sark is out there making promises about aspects of his job over which he has no say and no control, like conference and network negotiations. Fucking dorks.

 

32 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

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Wait…once in the SEC, Arch is going to get “clobbered” by his own name? His overrated name? This isn’t good. 

Are there a lot of Mannings playing defense in the SEC? Maybe that’s the angle.

Those poor, dumb rubes on the staffs at Georgia and Alabama should have a talk with the talent evaluators at Texags.

40 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

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Wait…once in the SEC, Arch is going to get “clobbered” by his own name? His overrated name? This isn’t good. 

Oh man, I can't wait for the Manning Family SEC media hype machine in a couple of years. It's going to drive everyone crazy. 

1 hour ago, deft said:


Of course it is. A good ag heard it from a buddy who’s pretty high up at sip.

Ol' Rock?

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Those morons are scared shitless.

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aggy beat exactly 3 teams this year that finished with a winning record:

SHSU 5-4

ark 7-6

lsu 10-4

 

oh yeah, they lost to App State who went 6-6. hahahahaha

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

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aggy beat exactly 3 teams this year that finished with a winning record:

SHSU 5-4

ark 7-6

lsu 10-4

 

oh yeah, they lost to App State who went 6-6. hahahahaha

They also lost to Florida who lost to Vandy

While I enjoy laughing at the stupid shit they post, I'm sure it makes me dumber for reading it. 

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Do they think Georgia-level defenses come from one class and not stacked depth? Yes. Yes, they do. 

They also think that simply by being a year older the defense that got gouged by App State is suddenly going to be Georgia....

Jimbo is just a lazy, mailing it in hillbilly millionaire thanks to aggy.  Jimbo is the Ernest T. Bass of head coaches.  And aggy owes him millions.  Where the fuck is Mr. Drysdale.   

7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Jimbo is just a lazy, mailing it in hillbilly millionaire thanks to aggy.  Jimbo is the Ernest T. Bass of head coaches.  And aggy owes him millions.  Where the fuck is Mr. Drysdale.   

That’s a lot of mixed old school metaphors right there. 

How many from out of state at the same level as “top 50 in Texas?”

manning, Williams, Baxter, Mitchell.  Moore, akana?

2 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Do they think Georgia-level defenses come from one class and not stacked depth? Yes. Yes, they do. 

A Georgia level defense is good at all 3 levels not just the DL, and is coordinated by the brainiac love child of Smart and Muschamp.

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8 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

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Wait…once in the SEC, Arch is going to get “clobbered” by his own name? His overrated name? This isn’t good. 

Oh no….please don’t clobber Arch!  I just hate it when one of our players gets clobbered!

I love how they think they’d blow us out right now. Try beating Sun Belt teams at home first, losers.

I also love their all-knowing advice of SEC football. It’s almost as if they forgot they finished in last place in their division last year.

6 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I love how they think they’d blow us out right now. Try beating Sun Belt teams at home first, losers.

I also love their all-knowing advice of SEC football. It’s almost as if they forgot they finished in last place in their division last year.

And the team that held them to the fewest points of the year wasn't an SEC team. Aggy puts way too much stock in kids wanting to play in the SEC. If it was as big of a deal as they make it out to be, the SEC would be ranked 1-14 in recruiting. Missouri ended up behind K-State.

CHIEF

I didn’t realize that Air Force was on our schedule.  But if they were, that would be a bigger challenge than fisher and his band of miscreants.

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

I love how they think they’d blow us out right now. Try beating Sun Belt teams at home first, losers.

I also love their all-knowing advice of SEC football. It’s almost as if they forgot they finished in last place in their division last year.

Their problem is that they don’t know shit about winning football. They’ve almost never experienced it. It’s a garbage program. 

11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Their problem is that they don’t know shit about winning football. They’ve almost never experienced it. It’s a garbage program. 

excuse you.  they won three big XII titles and three national fucking championships.  do a little research, dipshit.

6 hours ago, Scholz said:

I love how they think they’d blow us out right now. Try beating Sun Belt teams at home first, losers.

I also love their all-knowing advice of SEC football. It’s almost as if they forgot they finished in last place in their division last year.

What makes it even better is that they're the exact same shitty to mediocre team they were from 2000-2011, you know, the time period we went 9-3 against them. Easily could've been 10-2 if Mack played Snead or just fed Jamaal all game in 06. That game still pisses me off. Of course, it was the biggest deal ever for them. After 6 straight losses, 5 of which by 30+ points.  Shit we had no business winning the 2011 game. They were on paper more talented than we were. But of course, they aggy'd it up. Poor aggy

"Shit we had no business winning the 2011 game. They were on paper more talented than we were. But of course, they aggy'd it up. Poor aggy"

Of course that is why we all enjoyed Case and his "sprint" down field and the final kick. The gomers tears after that game are still flowing I am sure :)

 

I like how they conveniently forget they buried the lede (and potentially harboring) on a potential serial rapist until after signing day 2. But that’s nothing compared to selling recruits the SEC, which as we all know, is the only thing that matters to a recruit. When can I start in the SEC, that’s it. Cant wait for all those Buckeye and Wolverine playmakers to wake up and portal out when the realize they will never play in the SEC. aggy team going to get all those yankee 5* portals, wake that sleeping giant right the fuck up.  I can feel Saban shaking from here. Hopefully they leave enough room for all the sips they really didn’t want, to realize their mistake and portal over.  They might get to 85 scholarship players after all. 

And there are other epistemic reasons why people believe in conspiracy theories as well in relation to this sort of need for knowledge and certainty. So people with lower levels of education tend to be drawn to conspiracy theories. And we don't argue that's because people are not intelligent. It's simply that they haven't been allowed to have, or haven't been given access to the tools to allow them to differentiate between good sources and bad sources or credible sources and non-credible sources. So they're looking for that knowledge and certainty, but not necessarily looking in the right places.

The second set of motives, we would call existential motives. And really they just refer to people's needs to be or to feel safe and secure in the world that they live in. And also to feel that they have some kind of power or autonomy over the things that happen to them as well. So again, when something happens, people don't like to feel powerless. They don't like to feel out of control. And so reaching to conspiracy theories might, I guess, at least allow people to feel that they have information that at least explains why they don't have any control over this situation. Research has shown that people who do feel powerless and disillusioned do tend to gravitate more towards conspiracy theories.

The final set of motives we would call social motives and those refer to people's desire to feel good about themselves as individuals and also feel good about themselves in terms of the groups that they belong to. And I guess at the individual level, people like to feel... Well, they like to have high self-esteem. They like to feel good about themselves. And potentially one way of doing that is to feel that you have access to information that other people don't necessarily have.

https://www.apa.org/news/podcasts/speaking-of-psychology/conspiracy-theories

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Can someone please, please, please remind them how many players we signed on NSD2 who would've been at risk had this been announced before the day?

Such butthurt. 🤣 The SEC just told you to sit down and STFU again, aggys.

Jesus reading we beat two teams with a winning record this year while talking shit before about their 9-1 season and only beating two teams with a winning record makes me sad….  Sark better get his shit together this year.  

20 hours ago, Deej said:

While I enjoy laughing at the stupid shit they post, I'm sure it makes me dumber for reading it. 

I have this same internal argument with myself every time I see new posts on this thread. It is the salty bag of potato chips sitting on my pantry shelf. 

It might be time to start worrying now that a texags poster has put out the signal to fire up the back-channel tampering mechanisms.  

add this to the list of things that definitely didn't happen...fucken aggy named 'tiggie' schooling UT grads. Sure, okay.

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15 minutes ago, Chopper said:

add this to the list of things that definitely didn't happen...fucken aggy named 'tiggie' schooling UT grads. Sure, okay.

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21 minutes ago, Chopper said:

add this to the list of things that definitely didn't happen...fucken aggy named 'tiggie' schooling UT grads. Sure, okay.

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Who thought they'd win a NC with their incoming class because they money-whipped the best coaching staff in America?

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3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Who thought they'd win a NC with their incoming class because they money-whipped the best coaching staff in America?

Well aggy money whipped what they consider the best staff in America. And then money whipped a bunch of stars. Pretty sure they are supposed to get to the promised land…next year.    Same as it ever was. 

add this to the list of things that definitely didn't happen...fucken aggy named 'tiggie' schooling UT grads. Sure, okay.
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Contingent of what? The only people I have seen even talk about Arch starting next season are these sheepfuckers.
1 hour ago, Chopper said:

add this to the list of things that definitely didn't happen...fucken aggy named 'tiggie' schooling UT grads. Sure, okay.

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I love the small private school stuff about Arch. Every Manning has played at that same small private HS. That is also the only HS I am aware of that has 2 #1 NFL draft picks and 2 Super Bowl winning QBs (Westlake has the rings, but not the #1 draft picks). 

They also don’t care that his teammates are all small private school players as well. It’s not IMG playing against nerdy kids all season. He and his band of privateers went up against Many, for fucks sake.  And other good public school programs. And did pretty well against them, for some reason.  Who knows why. 

The melt when it's announced in next few weeks that all parties agree to 2024 is going to be legendary.

So ol’ tu is sandbagging in the bdf, since they saw that easy path that TCU had to the playoff. How many runs to MNCs did aggy have against that bdf schedule?

Also, tu is skeered of a SECX3 schedule. Outside of Bama and UGA, who exactly is tu supposed to be skeered of?

The only magical season aggy had in the SECX3 is the JFF season. Which was fueled by bdf croots (leaving out the C19 season). 

Their sucking on Bama and UGA’s teats is just so transparent. And they’ve only played UGA what, twice, since making the move?

21 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How many from out of state at the same level as “top 50 in Texas?”

manning, Williams, Baxter, Mitchell.  Moore, akana?

I know this was rhetorical, but I was curious.  According to 247, the 50th best player in Texas was #271 in the country.

Manning #1

Williams #48

Baxter #22

Mitchell #204

Moore #101

Akana #125

So, all of them.

 

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Who thought they'd win a NC with their incoming class because they money-whipped the best coaching staff in America?

Yeah, talk about projection, have mercy.

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