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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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5 short months ago, the formula we all kept hearing was:

One year of experience for Weigman + Anthony Hill = Natty

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12 minutes ago, nnm said:


Their sucking on Bama and UGA’s teats is just so transparent. And they’ve only played UGA what, twice, since making the move?

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The SEC schedules for the 2023 college football season have been announced, and it revealed that Georgia and Texas A&M will have to wait at least another year before they meet at Kyle Field. The teams have only met once, and have not played at Kyle Field since the Aggies joined the SEC in 2012.

 

13 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

 

I truly wonder if we will be scheduled with Georgia before they will. I am sure the scheduling committee is asking what good it would do to schedule aggy and Georgia other than exposing aggy with a gigantic beatdown. Once we come into the league, there will be no more need to protect their brand. I could see them starting to draw some less favorable schedules than they have had in the last 5 years.  

Just here to post: fuck aggy

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7 hours ago, Chopper said:

add this to the list of things that definitely didn't happen...fucken aggy named 'tiggie' schooling UT grads. Sure, okay.

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Sounds like his friends are Hellraisers. Could be true. They’re the type who would party with aggies. 

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Just as expected, the conjured rumor of UT providing a job for Hill's dad's is being recited as scientific fact. 
Love the "met a sip recruit and his family on vacation" or the always reliable posts that start with "I have it on good authority" or "I have a well connected sip friend"
excuse you.  they won three big XII titles and three national fucking championships.  do a little research, dipshit.
How many of those "natties" (as they like to say) occurred while the US flag had 50 stars on it?
ESPN forced Texas on the SEC? oh my...
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2 hours ago, ousux said:
On 2/3/2023 at 9:41 AM, Chips O said:
Just as expected, the conjured rumor of UT providing a job for Hill's dad's is being recited as scientific fact. 

Love the "met a sip recruit and his family on vacation" or the always reliable posts that start with "I have it on good authority" or "I have a well connected sip friend"

They gave them directions back to their resort and squeezed their nuts as a parting gift. Whoooop.

"""They gave them directions back to their resort  glory hole and squeezed their nuts as a parting gift. Whooo

On 2/4/2023 at 1:40 PM, kwood4408 said:


Contingent of what? The only people I have seen even talk about Arch starting next season are these sheepfuckers.

and Eric Nahlin.

They are doing it, the rollercoaster is gearing up, all it took was rewatching a game where the opponent had nothing to gain or lose.

 

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10-2 floor here we go!

Fuck yes. Let’s ride this to new heights.

8 hours ago, linux said:

They are doing it, the rollercoaster is gearing up, all it took was rewatching a game where the opponent had nothing to gain or lose.

 

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10-2 floor here we go!

Ah yes, I remember Charlie Strong beating a playoff OU team in a 5-7 season.

58 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

 

 

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Just like everything else aggy, another lie that continues to be repeated until it becomes "fact."  They just can't accept they fucked up when they turned us down and so we pivoted the idea into LHN

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12 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

Jesus Sully Christ, those lying mouth breathers are giving morons a bad name.

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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These people are fucking lunatics. 

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1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

These people are fucking lunatics. 

To be fair, that's all that's left on TxAgs.  Looch has banned anyone with half a brain

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From beating their chests all offseason about their number 1 ranking to screaming that rankings don't matter in recruiting within 1 calendar year. Never change aggy. 

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Big fan of "in the end makes Rivals, 247, and Moreons3 look stupid"

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

Never change aggy. 

Don't worry, they won't.  That would require introspection and self-awareness.

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Looch radio show highlights

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48 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Big fan of "in the end makes Rivals, 247, and Moreons3 look stupid"

so, he's all in on the ESPN rankings. perfect.

5 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

These people are fucking lunatics. 

Clinically insane for real

6 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

 

 

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I like the idea that they believe that Texas should form the LHN and then give the money away to people who did nothing to make it happen.   I bet that person also decries socialism.

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1 minute ago, Nivek said:

I like the idea that they believe that Texas should form the LHN and then give the money away to people who did nothing.   I demand my share of Exxon and Apple!  

I think my favorite “forgotten” moment is that they were offered a share of a Lone Star Network and declined. 

Looch is on the hooch RE Petrino. You've got to love that he's on board selling that shit hire to the fan base. 

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that's more made up shit, right? I don't remember them wanting to go.

50 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looch radio show highlights

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Liucci is killing me.

Our home schedule is usually better than theirs. We have literally only played 1 FCS school during our entire run in the Big 12. They play at least one every single year.

Haven't heard a single person suggest we're going undefeated.

"It was announced" when it was because they intentionally leaked it to sabotage the deal.

Liucci's opinion on juggernauts is completely worthless. He hasn't even seen that shitty program win very many conference championships in his pathetic existence.

They're still trying to wishcast us into not joining the SEC.  🤣

5 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

Sheesh, play the victim card you bunch of fiddle fucked morons.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Looch radio show highlights

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And just who do those mouthbreathers have for their typical 8 game home schedule?  Cheeses Rice.

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And then we ended up in a conference without any academic power at all other than us. So moving away from wvu and ksu and whomever else and to the sec with vandy, georgia, and Florida is actually a move in the right direction. 

Just catching up after being offline a few days. From the Sip Delusion and Tears post:

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Three colons with the last coming within a parenthesis. Impressive for a college man.

But, you can't have a group of assholes without three colons. That's science, my friends!

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This string of the latest shit they're discussing is astounding even for those dumb motherfuckers. Some of the most ignorant shit I've ever read on the Internet, and I've had people in ops for digital businesses sending me images and emails from moronic customers for two decades. This stuff beats that shit and has to be coming from some of the same clowns. Holy shit the stupidity. 

That considered, there's a recurring theme I keep reading from these idiots and I've also heard it when they call in to some of the national radio shows. That theme is basically this: Texas fans will not get along with other SEC fans and it will ruin the league. 

I guess I have a few thoughts about that.

1) I've been to SEC stadiums and watched Texas play there. I've seen other SEC fans come to DKR to watch their teams play Texas. I've yet to see anything resembling the kind of cataclysmic incident that these rubes foretell. Do they think we've never been around other SEC fans? They know we've had like 6 SEC match-ups in the past decade+, right? Am I forgetting the moments in which we played Ole Miss or Bama and a massive prison riot, replete with spontaneous angry buttfuckings, unfolded leaving their fans dead, wounded or shamed? Has anyone reported these transgressions to the UN?

2) What exactly are the consequences, to anyone, of not getting along with other fans, for whatever reason, online? Is there some sort of misery index that we're unaware of that has ramifications to our affiliation with a league? What the fuck is going on here?

3) What are they expecting Texas fans to do at other stadiums that will have SEC fans ruing the day we joined the conference? Are we going to require spot quizzes on Ancient Rome or Calculus that cause fans in the SEC to dread seeing us? Is there an assumption that we're going to show up in ascots and turtlenecks and start slapping opposing fans with our handkerchiefs? Again, what in the fuck is going on here?

4) These people seem to really have major emotional trauma when it comes to Texas. Like, deep psychological wounds drawing out the worst kind of commentary about neighbors fellow citizens of Texas and the USA. It's somewhat disturbing to read that clowns of this nature are gathering together online and making plans. And please, no fucking Cloak Room. Just bask in the sports aspect of their utter hysterics about us as people. As bizarrely disturbing as it is, it is also, in the pettiest way possible, deeply gratifying. 

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

4) These people seem to really have major emotional trauma when it comes to Texas. Like, deep psychological wounds drawing out the worst kind of commentary about neighbors fellow citizens of Texas and the USA.

It's the poor aggy chant.  Makes them curl up in the fetal position.

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