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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

and before anyone says anything, it’s normal sized but happens to taper down to a very fine tip. 

I’m sure the ladies love that. 

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1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

SEC stabbed aggy in the back again.

But, but gentlemens agreement...

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It would be hilarious if SEC tells them, “No, we said you will play Texas at home in 2025, we never said anything about the first year.” 

39 minutes ago, TXRed said:

It would be hilarious if SEC tells them, “No, we said you will play Texas at home in 2025, we never said anything about the first year.” 

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1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Txags staff gonna be busy tonight scrubbing their site of the hundreds of posts acting like 2024 wasn't going to happen. They had 3 days of jerking off to that fantasy. Fucking morons.

 

That is what happens to aggy morons on a regular basis.  They crow, jerk off, are proven wrong and slink away until they reappear.

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7 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

 

I love this video so much. 

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1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

I love this video so much. 

It’s every bit as riotously funny the thousandth time as it was the first. 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s every bit as riotously funny the thousandth time as it was the first. 

For real, it’s so god damn perfect 

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aggy is saying this buyout could possibly hurt our AD’s NIL budget. Will these clowns ever understand how NIL works?

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3 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

aggy is saying this buyout could possibly hurt our AD’s NIL budget. Will these clowns ever understand how NIL works?

They won’t. They also said they have one of the biggest NIL budgets. 
 

a. No school has an NIL budget

b. They have no idea what NIL deals, if any, their players have because they’re not public…because they’re not NIL deals. 

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With an ag tag and everything. They really do believe that NILis part of the sports budget. Maybe we could have drawn a picture explaining it to them if they hadn’t eaten all the crayons.


Edit: yes we do think we’re all that plus a bag of chips when compared to you shitheads. Not to be misconstrued as professional medical advice, of course.

1 minute ago, deft said:

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With an ag tag and everything. They really do believe that NILis part of the sports budget. Maybe we could have drawn a picture explaining it to them if they hadn’t eaten all the crayons.

Maybe they should approach Crayola about a sponsorship. They are the official crayon of Texas A&M University. After all, Crayola is the brand they use in all the libraries on campus. 

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These fuckers are scared shitless. Hey aggy, your cancer is back. Welcome to hell, pussies. 

5 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

SEC stabbed aggy in the back again.

AHAHAHA Even better - it sounds like they once again forced aggy to vote for our early entry too. Absolutely amazing

Has not one of them been involved in a negotiation bigger than their Silverado?    It's like dealing with children.
 
You try getting maroon all weather floor mats for free in this insane sellers market. These aggy are battle tested
4 hours ago, TXRed said:

It would be hilarious if SEC tells them, “No, we said you will play Texas at home in 2025, we never said anything about the first year.” 

I won't be surprised at all if our first game with aggy is at back DKR. It seems like exactly the kind of thing the SEC would do to remind them of their place. 

 

Which is about 3-4 tiers below ours. 

How dumb can these fuckers be?  Talking about a pod with LSU, a&m, Miss St and Texas and their people have confirmed it?  They really think they will separate Texas and OU?  Lol

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I can't wait for Texas vs LSU to be the SEC's marquee Thanksgiving Day/Weekend matchup!

We're coming for you, Tigers!

So Sankey promised the first game will be at Kyle Field?  I guess that means they have a gentleman's agreement on that point.  What could go wrong? 

Seriously, on what planet do Texas and OU join and not keep their game? They planning on pods and other fixed games?

Assuming most of those 22 class players stick around until 2024, they should field a pretty good and experienced starting lineup. As it appears now, they won’t have any depth, and their offense will still blow, but I could see how they convince themselves they’re going to blow us out.

It will make their loss that much better.

I love the conspiracy theory guy, “there just has to be more to this.  Sips are dirty dirty dirty.  They never do anything without a reason”

you know who makes huge decisions about their future without a reason?  Fucking morons. 

There are so many dumb people in this world. 

4 hours ago, Jebus said:

I love the conspiracy theory guy, “there just has to be more to this.  Sips are dirty dirty dirty.  They never do anything without a reason”

you know who makes huge decisions about their future without a reason?  Fucking morons. 

Dermdoc is possibly the biggest moron of the bunch. He seems to believe we completed this deal over the last few days because of the rumor that our recruits were set to bail after the report that we wouldn’t be joining until 25, which he also believed. 

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I honestly don’t know if I can survive the aftermath of Texas curb stomping them next season. 

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Underrated weirdo: the guy who's excited about a Big XII scheduling alignment because they might get to play Baylor every year

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20 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I honestly don’t know if I can survive the aftermath of Texas curb stomping them next season. 

Jimbo certainly wouldn’t survive it. We would effectively retire him if that happens, he would walk out of college station with the rest of his owed contract and straight on to the golf course. 

On the flip side, if they win that game the Ags will instantly extend him another 10 years/$100m. So a real win-win situation for ol Jimbo. 

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Just now, Post Oak said:

 

Just because it's so perfect

 

2 hours ago, El Compadre said:

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"I think this is the end of texas and ou playing in Dallas"

Noooope

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5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

My man is a Mizzou fan. Most SEC fans go years without remembering Mizzou exists. And when they do, they don't like them.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

My man is a Mizzou fan. Most SEC fans go years without remembering Mizzou exists. And when they do, they don't like them.

I looked at his tweets and honestly couldn't figure out who he rooted for. They're all SEC tweets so I assumed aggy

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Goddamn, why are they so obsessed with the first meeting being in CS? They know the game will be played every year at alternating campuses, right? The shit from which they derive self-affirmation is bizarre.

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What “makes sense” to them is that this ongoing, 9-figure negotiation between networks was finally settled only because Texas was desperate to hang onto a few teenaged football recruits, who would have left if they had been made to play an extra season in the B12? That’s what makes sense? The only thing that makes sense? Seriously what planet do these guys live on? That’s a child’s outlook. Christ.

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These mother fuckers are hilarious. 2024, third year of a class that lost a shit load of talent in less than 12 calender months. There are still 3 more portal periods before we play them. I don't think that class is going to be as big a factor as they seem to hope.

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In 2024, every SEC team will have two more games bigger than playing A&M. Even A&M will have a bigger game than any other on their schedule.

Poor Aggies.

 

On 1/7/2023 at 10:01 PM, ousux said:

If he had been continuously a successful OC in all the time since his last run in the booth that might be true regardless of age, but for now they simply found Jimbo's match made in heaven. aggy gonna party like most SEC defenses don't know the concept of the forward pass!emoji41.png

Aggy delusion:  Bjork made it an unwavering condition that the first tu game is played at the tackle box in exchange for agreeing to sign off on expansion and making it unanimous.

Reality:   You WILL sign, it WILL be unanimous, or you can grab your shine box on your way out the door. 
 

Also, why in the fuck do they all seem to think their Kroger remodel is the best in the country and untouchable?  I guess they don’t get out much?

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