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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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aggy being upset over the uncle is hilarious since their recruiting play is to pretty much buy family members. 

  • 2 weeks later...
1 hour ago, RollingPresidential said:

It is beyond perfect that their QB commit is named "Holstein"

Not for him and his family if it turns out Holstein is Jewish, which I don't think that it is but...

Edited by SydneyCarton

Has anyone informed RiverRat that Holstein visited Bama' in the fall and is set to visit them again in March/April?

These guys keep saying NIL, like handing stacks of cash over and saying it was an NIL deal makes it legal.

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

These guys keep saying NIL...

Well they're pathalogical liars so...

14 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Has anyone informed RiverRat that Holstein visited Bama' in the fall and is set to visit them again in March/April?

It's interesting, but the Bama insiders don't think they can win that recruitment.  I guess you can never count out Saban, but they were pretty matter of fact about not being able to win that one. 

19 minutes ago, RabidM said:

It's interesting, but the Bama insiders don't think they can win that recruitment.  I guess you can never count out Saban, but they were pretty matter of fact about not being able to win that one. 

 

Per 247, they are focused on Manning and Iamaleava.  South had Iamaleava in his early, projected 2023 class, but thinks they are "in the thick of it" for Manning, as well.  So what you heard could be the result of the guy being a backup, at this point. 

("Saban's skeered of Jimbo!"  - Aggies, probably.)

 

1 hour ago, RabidM said:

It's interesting, but the Bama insiders don't think they can win that recruitment.  I guess you can never count out Saban, but they were pretty matter of fact about not being able to win that one. 

BOB’d. 

  • 2 weeks later...

That guy's right. Everybody except Alabama wishes they were Aggies. 

It's all about the ranking of your facility.

I have a dream that one day all football programs will be judged by the quality of their facilities rather than by the emptiness of their Hall of Champions.

 

I don’t know about you guys, but I feel offended and downright owned after that one.

1 hour ago, Get ln My Van said:

I don’t know about you guys, but I feel offended and downright owned after that one.

I kept hearing this in my head while reading it:

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Woke stadium renovation is a new one. But my goodness, how quickly they forget that the season that just catapulted them into this lofty national spotlight was an 8-4 record with a bowl game forfeit. We also split the top 10 talent in state with them 4-4 while going 5-7.  So um.. ok. 

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Woke stadium renovation is a new one. But my goodness, how quickly they forget that the season that just catapulted them into this lofty national spotlight was an 8-4 record with a bowl game forfeit. We also split the top 10 talent in state with them 4-4 while going 5-7.  So um.. ok. 

The highlight of their stadium this past season was a grackle. How soon do they forget.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/tamu-football/wandering-bird-steals-the-show-at-kyle-field-as-crowd-erupts/

Wandering bird steals the show at Kyle Field as crowd erupts

Edited by UDontKnow

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

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All of that, and yet 76–37–5.

And the last time we met:

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Poor aggy.

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

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What Aggy sees in mirror:

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What the world sees:

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I'm not li'l brother! They are!

18 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I'm trying to understand how the renovations were woke. 

From the outside, you can’t understand it…

25 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I'm trying to understand how the renovations were woke. 

They all say the longhorn looks like a vagina, which is why they are so repulsed by it. 

15 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

They all say the longhorn looks like a vagina, which is why they are so repulsed by it. 


No, no a UTerus.  Fucking hilarious. 
 

And if I’m being honest a fairly legit and fair burn which makes it suck more

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I'm trying to understand how the renovations were woke. 

only thing I can come up with is that we renamed the field after 2 black people (who happen to be our 2 Heisman trophy winners, but that's obviously beside the point)

They also think "woke" is the second worst thing you can call somebody other than a homosexual.

They're keeping Texas grounded. God bless them!

On 2/18/2022 at 3:09 PM, RomaVicta said:

What Aggy sees in mirror:

What the world sees:

…I’m not li'l brother! They are!

Pos Rep for understanding that the apostrophe is replacing the T’s in “little”.

This has bothered me since at least the early ‘90s.

(As does- Class of 94’ )

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

They also think "woke" is the second worst thing you can call somebody other than a homosexual.

They're keeping Texas grounded. God bless them!


Well, aggy does excel at having a large university that doesn’t really teach you shit. 

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

Pos Rep for understanding that the apostrophe is replacing the T’s in “little”.

This has bothered me since at least the early ‘90s.

(As does- Class of 94’ )

I may have been doing it wrong prior to that post. I put the apostrophe after the l and realized what you describe. I'm never going back!

3 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Pos Rep for understanding that the apostrophe is replacing the T’s in “little”.

This has bothered me since at least the early ‘90s.

(As does- Class of 94’ )

By that logic, wouldn’t it be li’l’?

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

By that logic, wouldn’t it be li’l’?

It could be, but the more important ‘ of the two is the ‘ that replaces sounds. Since the “e” is silent, I would say that the second ‘ was dropped aged ago… if it ever even existed. 

Ha yeah they’re so tough. Not only are they scared to play us, they’re scared of Wake Fucking Forest.

On 2/19/2022 at 10:03 AM, JesusSweatDuck said:

I'm trying to understand how the renovations were woke. 


Those renovations specifically acknowledged the existence of African Americans by re-naming the field at DKR "Campbell Williams Field."
 

On 2/19/2022 at 1:13 PM, RomaVicta said:

They also think "woke" is the second worst thing you can call somebody other than a homosexual.

They're keeping Texas grounded. God bless them!

aggy is saturated with political conservatism....soaking their tiny little brains....it ain't a pretty picture.

On 2/19/2022 at 1:13 PM, RomaVicta said:

They also think "woke" is the second worst thing you can call somebody other than a homosexual.

They're keeping Texas grounded. God bless them!

3rd worst thing. You forgot Black. 

14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

3rd worst thing. You forgot Black. 

Sure, like Aggies use the word "Black" in this context.

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

Sure, like Aggies use the word "Black" in this context.

well, I mean, I'm using it as a Proxy. You get the point, however. 

Edited by SydneyCarton

On 2/18/2022 at 1:15 PM, UDontKnow said:

The highlight of their stadium this past season was a grackle. How soon do they forget.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/tamu-football/wandering-bird-steals-the-show-at-kyle-field-as-crowd-erupts/

Wandering bird steals the show at Kyle Field as crowd erupts


Im sorry if this has been covered but we as Texans can agree, that’s a fucking sickly looking Grackle, right?

I’ve watched those things dive and attack chicks on campus and while frightening to few and hilarious to many, those things looked fairly healthy. That thing looks like a roadrunner fucked a pigeon with the unfortunate offspring then developing cancer.   

*dammit, I just zoomed in and noticed it was a juvenile. Welp. Fuck me.

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Hm I wonder why the aggy admin was so anxious to immediately shut down the student paper last month:

 

In an article full of very aggie things, this was the most aggie, to me:

“I don’t know whether [Bettencourt did call Patrick] or not; I wasn’t there, so I don’t know. I was just concerned about who they were nominating for regents and frankly just wanted a good Ag, somebody that actually understood A&M.

What in the ever living fuck.

“We will look into the possibility of taking over Fish Camp as it exists. It may require stealth to do it, and it may require two to four years. We will probably start another camp to run concurrently until the takeover is complete,”

“Plan is to build rapport, get to know them, ask for a follow-up meeting. Don’t want to scare them away. We have to be very careful how we enlighten them."

"TRA has met with the Athletic Director to strongly express our concerns with some student athlete's divisive political activism under the guise of "unity". A Fish Camp type experience for athletes is being discussed to make sure student athletes are as well versed in Aggie traditions and values as the 12th man"

Can you imagine the mercenaries they bought from Tennessee or Penn or Miami sitting through Fish Camp indoctrination? 😂

Thought this was funny. The Battalion showing some balls:

"Further examination by The Battalion revealed, however, that the censored text could be copied and pasted into a text document to be viewed in its entirety, due to TRA using a digital black highlighter to censor. Following quotes are from the uncensored text." 😂😂

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