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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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Racist propaganda and suppression of the press.  Because of course.

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Yeah, but at least things are going well ON the field. They just finished an 8-4feit season, and the combine is in full swing...

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7 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Yeah, but at least things are going well ON the field. They just finished an 8-4feit season, and the combine is in full swing...

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Whatever they test at the Combine, Jerry Schmidt does NOT train for. That keeps happening to his guys even when they're good at football.

If someone has time, some of the greatest shit ever written is up on the texags basketball forum right now. Topics include the notion that the aggie basketball team was snubbed because the committee was jealous of their #1 recruiting class in football, Sankey fucking them on purpose because he’s in the tank with UT, and Bjorg needing to write a strongly worded demand letter and posting it publicly calling the committee into account for their corruption.  I mean, it’s as good as I have ever seen. 

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Maybe they can create some super subversive group of alumni to infiltrate the ncaa selection committee and instill them with values that more closely align with the aggie way of doing things. Perhaps they could have a separate tournament just for the white players? 

24 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

 

"no one will battle with stronger fight" ... well, he's got the aggy mad libs down at least.

54 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Very publicly draft a written demand.

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59 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

If someone has time, some of the greatest shit ever written is up on the texags basketball forum right now. Topics include the notion that the aggie basketball team was snubbed because the committee was jealous of their #1 recruiting class in football, Sankey fucking them on purpose because he’s in the tank with UT, and Bjorg needing to write a strongly worded demand letter and posting it publicly calling the committee into account for their corruption.  I mean, it’s as good as I have ever seen. 

the Sankey stuff is amazing

https://texags.com/forums/7/topics/3277936

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It's hilarious that these stupid fucks think 3 days of better basketball play make up for a season's worth of shitty results.

My God aggys are such full blown retards.  Never ceases to amaze.

40 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It's hilarious that these stupid fucks think 3 days of better basketball play make up for a season's worth of shitty results.

to be fair, they did get a little screwed per kenpom ratings, but they weren't even the lowest ranked kenpom team not to make the tournament...

that would be:

  • OU #30
  • Wake Forest #37
  • Ok State #39
  • A&M #43
  • Utah St #44
  • Miss St #45

OU got some bumps in KenPom probably because they had one fo the hardest schedules at #4 overall - Wake had a SOS outside of the top 100 (109), OkSt had #7 hardest, and then A&M had #47 hardest. Ok State was bad on offense and fucking great on defense. OU really is the one who got boned if we look at it closely (but fuck OU)

i get it, it was unfortunate, but they finished at 500 in league play, they were 500 on the road, they beat up on georgia (2 wins vs a 1-17 UGA), Ole Miss (2 conf wins vs a 4-14 Ole Miss), split with 5-13 Mizzou and went 1-6 against the teams who finished ahead of them in conf (Auburn, UK, Tenn, Ark, LSU)

and their out of conference schedule was 310 of 358 teams.

this wasn't the greatest snub of all time - although if it was they would hang a banner for it.

 

The titanic also had a useless rudder. 

Bismark but whatever.
6 hours ago, NoName said:

to be fair, they did get a little screwed per kenpom ratings, but they weren't even the lowest ranked kenpom team not to make the tournament...

that would be:

  • OU #30
  • Wake Forest #37
  • Ok State #39
  • A&M #43
  • Utah St #44
  • Miss St #45

OU got some bumps in KenPom probably because they had one fo the hardest schedules at #4 overall - Wake had a SOS outside of the top 100 (109), OkSt had #7 hardest, and then A&M had #47 hardest. Ok State was bad on offense and fucking great on defense. OU really is the one who got boned if we look at it closely (but fuck OU)

i get it, it was unfortunate, but they finished at 500 in league play, they were 500 on the road, they beat up on georgia (2 wins vs a 1-17 UGA), Ole Miss (2 conf wins vs a 4-14 Ole Miss), split with 5-13 Mizzou and went 1-6 against the teams who finished ahead of them in conf (Auburn, UK, Tenn, Ark, LSU)

and their out of conference schedule was 310 of 358 teams.

this wasn't the greatest snub of all time - although if it was they would hang a banner for it.

 

Anyone want to tell them that if OU were already in the SEC Sankey would have them in the tournament?

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9 hours ago, NoName said:

to be fair, they did get a little screwed per kenpom ratings, but they weren't even the lowest ranked kenpom team not to make the tournament...

that would be:

  • OU #30
  • Wake Forest #37
  • Ok State #39
  • A&M #43
  • Utah St #44
  • Miss St #45

OU got some bumps in KenPom probably because they had one fo the hardest schedules at #4 overall - Wake had a SOS outside of the top 100 (109), OkSt had #7 hardest, and then A&M had #47 hardest. Ok State was bad on offense and fucking great on defense. OU really is the one who got boned if we look at it closely (but fuck OU)

i get it, it was unfortunate, but they finished at 500 in league play, they were 500 on the road, they beat up on georgia (2 wins vs a 1-17 UGA), Ole Miss (2 conf wins vs a 4-14 Ole Miss), split with 5-13 Mizzou and went 1-6 against the teams who finished ahead of them in conf (Auburn, UK, Tenn, Ark, LSU)

and their out of conference schedule was 310 of 358 teams.

this wasn't the greatest snub of all time - although if it was they would hang a banner for it.

 

OK State was ineligible for postseason play, so they can be removed from your calculations.

11 hours ago, Hornlover said:

OK State was ineligible for postseason play, so they can be removed from your calculations.

shows how much i watch MBB lol thx

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They learned the profound truth of this in their powerplay that blocked Texas from coming to the SEC!

 

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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They learned the profound truth of this in their powerplay that blocked Texas from coming to the SEC!

 

don't forget the result of that power play...a unanimous election to add Texas and OU

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Yeah, aggy.  The SEC just told you to sit down and STFU.  Again.

1 hour ago, NoName said:

don't forget the result of that power play...a unanimous election to add Texas and OU

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Imagine how much worse it would have been without all that financial resources and clout!

A&M, how do you vote?

With undreamed of financial resources and clout, we tamely vote aye. Thanks for letting us stay.

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3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So cringe...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Too long did not watch. I assume Aggy went Aggy

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I went over to Texags to see how their game went after seeing it was close at halftime. Somebody posted the post-game video, so I watched quite a bit of it.

He's tearful. He and the kids are devastated. He did his own research. He seems to think the whole world gives a shit about how they probably got dicked. Despite all of his experience, he seems to think this event is unique to the history of the tournament.

It's not like barely missing the top 4 in the football playoffs where Aggie angst seemingly peaked two years ago. The thing the Aggies should be concerned about is that they were on the bubble to begin with. Texags already had the pitchforks out for this guy until their late season run. Now they're all sharing a  good cry.

As in any event where Aggies have an argument that they were wronged, they completely squander any sympathy the the tiny part of the world may have for them by rolling out their paranoid fantasies of betrayal and their delusions of grandeur about who they are. In short, they make themselves despicable. More despicable for people already aware of them.

Imagine using a postgame press conference during the fucking NIT to pour your poor Aggie heart out for the dozens of concerned baskeball aficionados that are even aware you played tonight. Follow it up with a sternly-worded (Aggies have gone apeshit with that description) short novel that should be entitled TL;DR: The Story of the Profoundly Wronged Sleeping Giant.

Buzz is either a perfect fit, or he knows how to manipulate Aggies. Or both. 

I'm embarrassed about them as a Texan. Imagine being a Texan and only there for the education. So many grads from there anxiously volunteer that, "I'm what they call a 2 percenter."

Cringe worthy indeed.

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They sure are expending a lot of energy on a team in the Not Invited Tournament. You'd think this was about narrowly missing the Final Four.

Guess that 8-game losing streak in conference didn't exactly impress the voters there, Buzz.

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Guess that 8-game losing streak in conference didn't exactly impress the voters there, Buzz.

Or his out of conference schedule SOS:

ND #31 (stole Aggy spot)

Texas #32

Ou #40 (not in)

OKst #41 (not in)

TAMU #126 (greatest snub in history of mankind)

 

https://www.teamrankings.com/ncaa-basketball/ranking/non-conference-sos-by-other

 

Doesn't take 10 years to change an OOC basketball schedule Buzz - Look in the mirror 

 

 

14 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Or his out of conference schedule SOS:

TAMU #126 (greatest snub in history of mankind)

 

 

Almost as pussy as their OOC football schedule

If you go into championship week needing to win your conference tournament to get an invite, you better win it. Had VT lost to Duke, they wouldn't have gotten a bid either. It's not the committee's fault aggy played like shit for the majority of the season.

wow.  he fucking cried during that little speech.  There has to be a NCAA tourney appearance bonus in his contract.   He is concerned about the kids, so which teams kids does he want to kick out for his shitty team to be there?

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

aggy are bitches...always have been always will be 

He’s so perfect for them, what a loser. 

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Some of the most embarrassing shit I’ve seen. I’m sure insinuating the selection committee is a bunch of know nothing, on the take, screw jobs will really help your chances next year, when you are once again a bubble team. Dumbfuck. Perfect aggy. 

14 minutes ago, AP101S said:

 

POS Rep for your avatar .. my personal favorite Longhorn football player of all time.

11 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

POS Rep for your avatar .. my personal favorite Longhorn football player of all time.

He went to my high school (Spring Branch). He graduated a couple years before me. He's a good dude.

For those that don't recognize my avatar, it's Chris Gilbert.

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Some people took videos of American troops invading Baghdad.

It's making for some conflicting info on certain events as opposed to what really happened. 

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