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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like Howell just take an old post from months back and replaced Cedric Baxter with Gibson.

The kiss of death is “not out of it yet”. When their mods say that, a commitment to anywhere else is imminent. I am often curious why their mods go down with the ship so often, but then I realize that we were talking about a bunch of goldfish.

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4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

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Football geniuses.

 

 

 

4 is lower than 5 ya stupid sip! 

5 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The primary thing I disliked about the rivalry, (yes it's a goddamned rivalry, ask anybody with one, just one aggy in their family before 2011) was the aggy march on the Capitol + yell practice. I know we need to mend some broken egos, but that was ridiculous. Let them jerk each other off in the soccer stadium. 

How about “no?”

19 hours ago, morehornsepower said:

"...never lie, cheat, or steal."

 

Kind of interesting that Jackie Sherrill was their icon until Johnny F. MethHead replaced him.  🤣

4 hours ago, cochamps said:

Kind of interesting that Jackie Sherrill was their icon until Johnny F. MethHead replaced him.  🤣

Talk about scraping the barrel of humanity for your heroes. 

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1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Talk about scraping the barrel of humanity for your heroes. 

it's turdition

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Talk about scraping the barrel of humanity for your heroes. 

The bottom of the barrel is all aggy can get. 

On 3/3/2023 at 11:24 AM, Vertigo said:

I think most people inherently think that our AD is run by Darth Sideous and we are out to rule the galaxy.

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On 3/3/2023 at 7:01 AM, Chopper said:
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. . . and Johnny Hector, who rushed for 4,033 yards and 27 touchdowns from 1983 to 1992.

Yes, I remember Johnny Hector's 7th senior season.  

2 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Yes, I remember Johnny Hector's 7th senior season.  

Don’t know those of us who took 9 years to escape. 

On 3/3/2023 at 1:24 PM, Vertigo said:

Fair. I think most people inherently think that our AD is run by Darth Sideous and we are out to rule the galaxy. I don't think the outcome would be any different if say Ohio State or USC were in the B12 instead of us. They would probably have been forced into many of the same situations that we were. P.S. Pay no attention to that NIL death star over there. 

Shit, I wish half of the aggy generated Texas conspiracies were true. 

On 3/3/2023 at 1:19 PM, tejas60 said:

agree. and from what I understand, ou is the one that wanted/initiated this move.

I had an interesting experience watching the 2019 RRS at a friend’s house. This friend is a Sooner, as we’re most of his guests. Some were cool, but some really hated Texas (and brought out the worst in my friend). 
 
Evidently, they were big participants on Sooner message boards. They explained to me that OU could leave the B12 and be welcomed into any conference. I suggested that Texas could as well, given that Texas draws TV ratings, sells tickets and is a net exporter of recruits. 
 
They shouted that none of that mattered since Texas had the LHN and no conference would accept that. There was so much phlegm flying as they shouted that I just dropped it. 

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6 minutes ago, statsman said:

I had an interesting experience watching the 2019 RRS at a friend’s house. This friend is a Sooner, as we’re most of his guests. Some were cool, but some really hated Texas (and brought out the worst in my friend). 
 
Evidently, they were big participants on Sooner message boards. They explained to me that OU could leave the B12 and be welcomed into any conference. I suggested that Texas could as well, given that Texas draws TV ratings, sells tickets and is a net exporter of recruits. 
 
They shouted that none of that mattered since Texas had the LHN and no conference would accept that. There was so much phlegm flying as they shouted that I just dropped it. 

2019 sounds suspiciously later than 2012 when OU tried to leave to the PAC by themselves and were told no thanks. 

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18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Will Anderson was asked at the combine who was the toughest player he played against this season. Without hesitation he said Bijan. So uh... B12 vs SEC I guess. 

18 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

2019 sounds suspiciously later than 2012 when OU tried to leave to the PAC by themselves and were told no thanks. 

I thought that would have been their optimal situation-adding California as a recruiting territory. 

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I had an interesting experience watching the 2019 RRS at a friend’s house. This friend is a Sooner, as we’re most of his guests. Some were cool, but some really hated Texas (and brought out the worst in my friend). 
 
Evidently, they were big participants on Sooner message boards. They explained to me that OU could leave the B12 and be welcomed into any conference. I suggested that Texas could as well, given that Texas draws TV ratings, sells tickets and is a net exporter of recruits. 
 
They shouted that none of that mattered since Texas had the LHN and no conference would accept that. There was so much phlegm flying as they shouted that I just dropped it. 
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Ahahaha imagine thinking Kurt likes Texas. Also "Cook is replacing Bijan"

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4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Will Anderson was asked at the combine who was the toughest player he played against this season. Without hesitation he said Bijan. So uh... B12 vs SEC I guess. 

Bama is good. UGA is damn good. SEC as a whole? Meh. 

50 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ahahaha imagine thinking Kurt likes Texas. Also "Cook is replacing Bijan"

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This is from the same Kurt Bohls, Sip Homer, who refused to put Texas in his preseason top 25. I have to admit, this is possibly the nicest thing I have ever seen him say about the team prior to someone winning a major award. 

There were a shockingly large percentage of aware aggies in those posts above who not only understood that Bijan is special, but we’re willing to post that his awesomeness shouldn’t be poo-poo’d, and they posted that with their usernames attached to those statements. 

That was a little surprising, because I always surmised that the ags without rabies tended to steer clear of interacting with the manure dwellers. 

If they say he sucks, then they can't say tu would have been nothing without him.

16 minutes ago, Deej said:

If they say he sucks, then they can't say tu would have been nothing without him.

Just because it doesn’t make any goddamned sense whatsoever to make both of these claims doesn’t mean that it will stop them from doing so…

There were a shockingly large percentage of aware aggies in those posts above who not only understood that Bijan is special, but we’re willing to post that his awesomeness shouldn’t be poo-poo’d, and they posted that with their usernames attached to those statements. 
That was a little surprising, because I always surmised that the ags without rabies tended to steer clear of interacting with the manure dwellers. 
Yes, it's always a bit jarring when I see a rational aggy post. Do we really want them becoming self aware? To me that seems more dangerous than any advanced AI.
1 minute ago, Scholz said:

He’s no Derek Farmer

That's Derek "The" Farmer

If they say he sucks, then they can't say tu would have been nothing without him.

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39 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Or Sirr Parker 

Or Leeland McElroy

42 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Or Sirr Parker 

They call him Sirr

27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

I attended this game. Only time I’ve ever been, or will even go to College Station. 

I was in the ag student section with a couple of 2%ers (at the time).

That was a glorious hit. 

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Such utter horseshit that was flagged 

7 hours ago, Scholz said:

Such utter horseshit that was flagged 

Indeed, but, ultimately, worth it.  aggy are cry babies, fits their MO

8 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

First time I’ve ever seen Bohls called a homer haha

If Bohls is working for us, I would hate to see what someone who is working against us would look like.

2 hours ago, deech said:

If Bohls is working for us, I would hate to see what someone who is working against us would look like.

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23 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Will Anderson was asked at the combine who was the toughest player he played against this season. Without hesitation he said Bijan. So uh... B12 vs SEC I guess. 

Yeah but he’s never had to face Achane. Stupid sip. 

12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

Bryant Westbrook and Quentin Jammer were some OG pipe hitters. 2 of my all time favorites. 

19 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Dong horn dildo toters.  That's a new one

It is truly amazing how they can just twist every narrative. Sark literally said he wasn't going to hold Arch back in terms of his development, but that Quinn had a year head start on him in the system and with game experience. To me, that just sounds like "Arch may be our #2 next season at some point."

On 3/4/2023 at 12:18 PM, cochamps said:

Kind of interesting that Jackie Sherrill was their icon until Johnny F. MethHead replaced him.  🤣

Why is Sherrill an aggy deity, but RC is a bum? Very similar runs from 1985-1987 and 1991-1993. 
 

I guess Sherrill won a couple Cotton Bowls? 

14 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Or Leeland McElroy

Excuse me? That is 'Lectric Leeland to you, sir.

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Why is Sherrill an aggy deity, but RC is a bum? Very similar runs from 1985-1987 and 1991-1993. 
 

I guess Sherrill won a couple Cotton Bowls? 

Jackie won last 5 versus Texas before the sips turned him in on a technicality vs RC lost 6 of his last 8 to Texas and needed to go.   

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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A great example of living in a bubble. Just because your own fan base hypes every backup QB as the next Heisman trophy winner does not mean other fan bases do the same. The last QB we were hyping for the Heisman was Colt. Fuck aggy other than when they are feeding us tears.

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16 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Jackie won last 5 versus Texas before the sips turned him in on a technicality vs RC lost 6 of his last 8 to Texas and needed to go.   

Gentleman Jackie enchanced his reputation with them after transferring to their sister school MSU when he performed castration services.  They like folks who play with animal genitalia.

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