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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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Eagerly anticipating their commitment to the, "We are all Pedo St. on Saturday" movement.

8 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

They're protesting their 7th seed by not showing up

What else could they do, given that every single action in the college sporting world is taken with the intent of screwing A&M. Everyone knows the NCAA was giving them a 7th seed for the sole purpose of demoralizing them. The only honorable response was to preemptively demoralize themselves.

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I’m here for thirds of aggy tears …

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6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I’m here for thirds of aggy tears …

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@Longhornfrenzy is already on it before their mods purge the boards. Tomorrow will be fun

(Or tonight if someone not on Eastern time feels motivated)

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MORE!!!!!!

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Many thanks for posts BnR

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Grow a pear.

So much for "we're gonna BTHO out of the PSU and then end Texas' season." This thread is going to be glorious tomorrow. Absolutely glorious

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“they would’ve beaten NBA teams with this shooting performance”


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16 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

“they would’ve beaten NBA teams with this shooting performance”


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Yeah Penn st put up an unbelievable 76 points. No overcoming that. 
 

The fault certainly couldn’t be the aggy offense that managed almost 60. 
 

Missouri also scored 76. Were they nba beaters as well yesterday?  Northwestern scored 75 as a 7 against a 10. 
 

Iowa scored 75 and get this- lost!  Must have been playing the Celtics. Nope, auburn. 
 

anyways, obviously this loss has nothing to do with the aggy team or coach.  Fault lies with the committee for seeding and draw, and then damn rotten luck when a good 3 point shooting team shoots open 3s very well for the game. 

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6 hours ago, campcrunk said:

So much for "we're gonna BTHO out of the PSU and then end Texas' season." This thread is going to be glorious tomorrow. Absolutely glorious

Might have to download texags radio today

Took me a second, but I figured out BAS=Battered Aggy Syndrome

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Only aggy could have the two coaches of their biggest sports programs named "Jimbo" and "Buzz".  

I was laughing about that last night while watching  "the comeuppance".

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Only aggy could have the two coaches of their biggest sports programs named "Jimbo" and "Buzz".  

Jizzbo and Bum 

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25 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Took me a second, but I figured out BAS=Battered Aggy Syndrome

Funny thing about battered aggy syndrome, I'm pretty sure it came from Longhorn boards, mocking them and their behavior. It migrated over there, and now they've adopted it and made it their own, and talk about it all the time. But it came from us, just like the permanent university fund. Of course they'll never acknowledge that, just like the petulant little brother they are...
 

I expected hilarity when clicking this today, but I have to tell you, I didn’t expect to see them still blaming the committee. Hahahahahahha. That shit is unbelievable. I mean it is as good as any of their nonsense ever will be. It’s damned near indescribable. 

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2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Only aggy could have the two coaches of their biggest sports programs named "Jimbo" and "Buzz".  

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Yea, the committee fucked them. On one of the screenshots, one of their dopes blamed it on being put up against a great 3-pt shooting team.

pooooooooooor agggggggyyyyyyyyy!

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They've been saying that the proof that the NCAA screwed them on their seeding with PSU was that they should have been a 5 seed per the most objective measure which is the NET Rankings. As a 5, they'd match up with a much easier 12 seed. So I looked at the NET Rankings to see if there were any teams ranked 45-48 (equating to a 12 seed) that were in the Midwest region. There was one:

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2 minutes ago, AP101S said:

They've been saying that the proof that the NCAA screwed them on their seeding with PSU was that they should have been a 5 seed per the most objective measure which is the NET Rankings. As a 5, they'd match up with a much easier 12 seed. So I looked at the NET Rankings to see if there were any teams ranked 45-48 (equating to a 12 seed) that were in the Midwest region. There was one:

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Proof the committee fucked aggy, is what that is. Psu got up seeded for being hot at the end of the season, aggy did not. Proof!

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On 3/13/2023 at 6:12 PM, HtownHorn said:

All this consternation about seeding and tip time is going to be so delicious when Penn State beats them convincingly.

Called it.

The best part of all this was we showed aggy the blueprint of beating a good 3-point shooting team for 2 hours before their game, and they did the exact opposite.

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But were their plans spoiled? 

I was at the NCAA meeting when they discussed the Disrespect Doomsday Machine. They rolled out their evil genius.

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You see, ze Aggeez shall play Penn State thinking our plan ist to have zem pley Texas. Zey are brilliant but not brilliant enough! Vee know dat ze Aggies vill be more likely to lose to ze pedos because dey vill be lookink ahead to ze Longhorns! 

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That's diabolical.

 

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A guy could make a pretty good living doing standup of dead-serious Texags quotes. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I expected hilarity when clicking this today, but I have to tell you, I didn’t expect to see them still blaming the committee. Hahahahahahha. That shit is unbelievable. I mean it is as good as any of their nonsense ever will be. It’s damned near indescribable. 

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No no no no no. You're being completely irrational. The committee spent more time trying to figure out how to screw Texas A&M than they did sorting out the bubble teams and putting together the regions.

Screwing Texas A&M is the goal in everything involving athletics. Imagine how many more championships the Aggies would have if the NCAA acted fairly. I can't even count that high.

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A sweet 16 caliper team with 0 wins in 2 years.. This legitimately made me chortle. 

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