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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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aggy dorks strike again 

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They had three regular-season wins over power-five teams that made the tournament and finished in a five-way tie for fifth in a 14-team conference that got six bids overall. 

What a monumental snub…

They’re insane and stupid. 

2 hours ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

I don’t think this is the right thread, but I figured y’all would get a chuckle out of it

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Wasn't Jane a LHN alum? So BOMC?

18 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Wasn't Jane a LHN alum? So BOMC?

BOMC? 4.7 has to be a PR for O'Neal

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Tarp thinks scouts bringing their own stop watches to A&M's pro day to verify the info put out by the school is some grand conspiracy against A&M. They do this everywhere, ya fucking jabroni. Scouts know that every school has an inherent bias for their own players, and an incentive to produce the best stats/times for their players and improve their potential draft stock. 

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Re: Pettaway leaving aggy out of his top 8

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13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Re: Pettaway leaving aggy out of his top 8

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Gaslighting the Longhorns, the only actual aggy tradition

36 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Re: Pettaway leaving aggy out of his top 8

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Lol at us having to "buy" a Manning 

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Wow, this guy must be really impressed by Texas Basketball's recent history, with all of our NIT success.

 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Wow, this guy must be really impressed by Texas Basketball's recent history, with all of our NIT success.

 

Yeah … and even if they win the NIT, it’s still 2-1 Texas.  Poooor aggy …

On 3/18/2022 at 2:47 PM, AP101S said:

For those that don't recognize my avatar, it's Chris Gilbert.

well he’s a lot fatter and a lot blacker now. 

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Just now, Focht Up said:

Which one of you is aggiesig?

Much better is the idea that the women of the Manning clan are already fucking with aglets.

11 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Guess Texas should probably just stop recruiting him then!

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On 3/29/2022 at 5:29 PM, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Yeah … and even if they win the NIT, it’s still 2-1 Texas.  Poooor aggy …

Good point...though rendered moot by Xavier in highly satisfying, gut-wrenching fashion. 

6 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Which Girlfriend?

The model that lives in Canada. 

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13 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Somebody was pulling his leg and he took it seriously. 

I 'm a Texas Aggie. Where did you go to school? Hey, buddy, you live in the South. What do you hear about Arch Manning?

Oh, I hear tons. My second cousin knows knows a girl. She's, uh, Manning's main squeeze. The second cousin told my step granddad who told my mom when he was on his death bed that Arch is talking a lot about the Aggies. Pretty near committed to them. (Chuckle) 

That's awesome!!!!

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The aggy boards continue to in some cases knowingly and in some cases unknowingly blur the NIL/dirty money dichotomy

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They’re seriously too dumb to understand the difference.

On 3/29/2022 at 4:35 PM, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Every NFL team does their own timing.

Brought a special stopwatch for O'Neal...

 

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On 4/6/2022 at 8:33 AM, texifornia said:

The aggy boards continue to in some cases knowingly and in some cases unknowingly blur the NIL/dirty money dichotomy

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Aggy: NIL press release? What's that? Details for NIL programs? Huh? We will just keep referring to huge NIL deals, that nobody seems to have any details on, except those who play under the table.

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The world is so concerned with A&M all the time that it couldn't make up its mind to what degree they should be outraged that NIT Runner-up A&M didn't make the NCAA Tournament or to what degree they should curl up in hypocritical fear of the waking giant. 

Your hard core Aggie walks the world deaf to irony while generating irony in his every step.  The world and tu live in a state of constant of fear and jealousy. tu and the world are obsessive about a single university. A&M is a shining bastion of integrity and character as they set the mark for lying and cheating while spending millions in under the table money for recruits.

They goad us for losing to Kansas as they duck Wake Forest in their bowl game.

 

aggy is a perennial loser.  Probably why, Jay Pops.

But, don't you see? They beat Alabama. A&M's head coach knows how to win a national championship. 

4 hours ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

763 people thought he made a good point

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Anytime someone uses the term "let that sink in", I immediately know that person to be an absolute dumbass with zero self-awareness. I don't fucking need you to tell me to take my time thinking about a simple concept in order to grasp it. The fact that you felt the need to warn me and others that said simple concept took you a minute to grasp is merely a reflection on you as a mental dwarf. 

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12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Anytime someone uses the term "let that sink in", I immediately know that person to be an absolute dumbass with zero self-awareness. I don't fucking need you to tell me to take my time thinking about a simple concept in order to grasp it. The fact that you felt the need to warn me and others that said simple concept took you a minute to grasp is merely a reflection on you as a mental dwarf. Let that sink in.

FIFY.

4 hours ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

763 people thought he made a good point

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Maybe its because aggy went 2-4 in their division and the only reason you went 4-4 in conference is because aggy almost always plays 2 bad teams in the other division. That's not exactly Bama numbers.et that sink in.

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The "UCF of the West" enrollment strategy is right on schedule!

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