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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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Confused, I am.  Did the Committee screw the Ags over in an effort to set up a big matchup with Texas or in an effort to get aggy out of the tournament as quickly as possible?  Which is it?

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37 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

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A sweet 16 caliper team with 0 wins in 2 years.. This legitimately made me chortle. 

These calipers hold all the ag tourney wins.Groz - 6 Inch Leg, Spring Joint, Steel, Polished, Outside Caliper -  06486062 - MSC Industrial Supply

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10 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Confused, I am.  Did the Committee screw the Ags over in an effort to set up a big matchup with Texas or in an effort to get aggy out of the tournament as quickly as possible?  Which is it?

Yes.

49 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

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A sweet 16 caliper team with 0 wins in 2 years.. This legitimately made me chortle. 

Guess they didn’t measure up with expectations.

Is it their opinion that the ncaa should be considering styles when bracket building?  how would that work exactly?

Real talk. If you can’t beat a 10 seed that should be a 12 seed, you weren’t going to be making noise in the tournament no matter who you drew. 

Hahaha….aggy sure showed the ncaa and selection committee who wanted an aggy/tu match-up….yep.  We ain’t gonna let that happen to everyone’s satisfaction, so we lost…..blown-out…badly.   Yep, we showed you.  

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5 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

 

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14 minutes ago, blacklab said:

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“Grown adults that hold grudges like this are weak minded pieces of shit”

Harry, buddy, you are so close it getting it. 

30 minutes ago, blacklab said:

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Caliper?

I guess them's the brakes.

 

If "buzz's team are never great defending the 3," isn't that a problem? 

Last time I looked, "the 3" is kind of relevant to modern basketball.

1 hour ago, Carl Spackler said:

These calipers hold all the ag tourney wins.Groz - 6 Inch Leg, Spring Joint, Steel, Polished, Outside Caliper -  06486062 - MSC Industrial Supply

Those are the same calipers they use to measure their Tic Tac sized dicks. "Smaller...smaller...smaller..."

28 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This may just be the best one ever


 

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Down the street from my parents home an aggy proudly displays his 1939 lawn banner. I can't find one online so he must have had it custom made. Looks kind of like this one but with aTm and bigger 1939.

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I would not put this one up and it is from this century.

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26 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Jimbo's SEC conference record is 23-17 over 6 seasons. A win percentage of 57.5%

Texa A&M's historical conference winning percentage has hovered around 54% going all the way back to their SWC days and staying within about 1% of each other between SWC/B12/SEC. So technically, Jimbo is essentially right at the mean. 

Nobody does less with more than aggy.  And 2nd place isn’t close.

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

 

You lost to a LOWER RANKED team you fucking imbeciles. 

Thank god for aggy hubris. Their all consuming hubris forces them to blame outside sources (the committee, god) instead of looking internally and blaming the real reason for their failures - themselves.   It never gets old and has entertained Longhorn fans for decades.  Never change aggy!

Hahaha….aggy sure showed the ncaa and selection committee who wanted an aggy/tu match-up….yep.  We ain’t gonna let that happen to everyone’s satisfaction, so we lost…..blown-out…badly.   Yep, we showed you.  

Suicide Squad indeed

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13 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

You lost to a LOWER RANKED team you fucking imbeciles. 

Dude relax,  aggy is going to grow a pear and be the elite caliper team next year.  Wait til Jimbo coaches basketball, baseball and football next season.  

23 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

You lost to a LOWER RANKED team you fucking imbeciles. 

That guy is a fully bloomed idiot.  His tweets have been posted on here before.

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1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

Down the street from my parents home an aggy proudly displays his 1939 lawn banner. I can't find one online so he must have had it custom made. Looks kind of like this one but with aTm and bigger 1939.

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I would not put this one up and it is from this century.

Mine is inside the house, in the “man cave”. I am good with it because when I first started following the Horns there were no MNCs in football.

 

 

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3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

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A sweet 16 caliper team with 0 wins in 2 years.. This legitimately made me chortle. 

Ñot to mention wrak minded "peice" of shit.

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52 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Dude relax,  aggy is going to grow a pear and be the elite caliper team next year.  Wait til Jimbo coaches basketball, baseball and football next season.  

This is Aggie motto worthy:

Texas A&M - come here and grow a pear with elite caliper teams. 

38 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Mine is inside the house, in the “man cave”. I am good with it because when I first started following the Horns there were no MNCs in football.

 

 

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Looks good. Last time I saw all that, it was hung from the ceiling and was upside down. Glad you rearranged.

1 hour ago, Here’s the deal said:

Thank god for aggy hubris. Their all consuming hubris forces them to blame outside sources (the committee, god) instead of looking internally and blaming the real reason for their failures - themselves.   It never gets old and has entertained Longhorn fans for decades.  Never change aggy!

They won't. It is turdition.

They teach losing from early on and reiterate it at Fish Camp, just in case anyone is considering having thoughts that are out of line. And a good nut squeezing always returns them to right-think.

Kinda want to read that running list of aggy screw jobs.  Hopefully each listing also has something on the perpetrator. 

Mine is inside the house, in the “man cave”. I am good with it because when I first started following the Horns there were no MNCs in football.
 
 
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Was that back before there was a pigskin and it was literally a rock? /s
1 hour ago, General Specific said:


Was that back before there was a pigskin and it was literally a rock? /s



No kidding. Dude needs to up his flatscreen game bigtime, too. He bought that one to watch the Lincoln Douglas debates. 😀

 

 

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

No no no no no. You're being completely irrational. The committee spent more time trying to figure out how to screw Texas A&M than they did sorting out the bubble teams and putting together the regions.

Screwing Texas A&M is the goal in everything involving athletics. Imagine how many more championships the Aggies would have if the NCAA acted fairly. I can't even count that high.

Why the need to screw aggy when they are so good at screwing themselves?

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:



No kidding. Dude needs to up his flatscreen game bigtime, too. He bought that one to watch the Lincoln Douglas debates. 😀

 

 

Naw, that 17 year old dumb Panasonic 720p plasma has a beautiful picture.

Leaked video of the NCAA tournament committee after they figured out how to make ATM a 7th seed, pit them against a really strong 10th seed that "rarely commits fouls" and force them to tip off at 9 pm, well past their usual bed time.

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2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Naw, that 17 year old dumb Panasonic 720p plasma has a beautiful picture.

...ain't broke...don't fix it bro...

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You mean like how aggy judged and continues to hold light to jimbo on one season only at fsu?
13 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Naw, that 17 year old dumb Panasonic 720p plasma has a beautiful picture.

I regret getting rid of mine. Great picture.

On 3/17/2023 at 8:05 AM, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

 

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8 hours ago, deft said:

 


You mean like how aggy judged and continues to hold light to jimbo on one season only at fsu?

 

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5 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Replies are excellent.

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Waiting for the Pedo State BTHO tu! I’m surprised it hasn’t already occurred.

Hook’em!!!

On 3/17/2023 at 3:38 PM, Armybrat said:

Mine is inside the house, in the “man cave”. I am good with it because when I first started following the Horns there were no MNCs in football.

 

 

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All due respect Army, but your TV makes me sad. A 75'' TV + mount is about $600 right now. 

Leave ABrat alone!!! He spends all his discretionary income on guns and bullets that he eventually gives to his family! You are the man A-Brat!!! Love ya man!

Hook’em!!!

I had that panny plasma set in 720 42” and I can almost guarantee you the picture on his is better than any 75” for $600

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