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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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21 minutes ago, Deej said:

All fun and games until Bobby gets in sheep accident, with Reveille on the back of his bike. 

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14 hours ago, CHIEF said:

I'm gonna swing for the fences on this prognostication. I feel BP will be able to convince aggy that Jimbo can't adapt, and can Jimbo as soon as economically possible. He will be the interim coach, and convince them to hire him as the replacement. He will be better than Jimbo, but not enough to ever get them to the CFP.

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Going for the elusive 7 run home run I see. 

Looks like both Texifornia and I missed the posts from 3/22. Updating thread.

 

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17 hours ago, CHIEF said:

I'm gonna swing for the fences on this prognostication. I feel BP will be able to convince aggy that Jimbo can't adapt, and can Jimbo as soon as economically possible. He will be the interim coach, and convince them to hire him as the replacement. He will be better than Jimbo, but not enough to ever get them to the CFP.

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1. It is foolish.

2. No, you're not. What, do you have like 15 scholarships unfilled? A lot of good players is not the talent stockpile for ten wins. That they are busting at the seams with talent is one of their repeat-o-lies. 

 

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Misspelled first.

 

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It's your habitat not a hump.

 

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Blow jobs and circle jerks about 2024. Learn the drill, dude.

 

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DallasAg 9410:51a, 3/23/23
Here me out.

2020: 8-1. Only loss was @ #2 Alabama who went 13-0 and won the NC.

We get Bama and Auburn at home. We play @Miami, @Tenn, and @LSU... so, it will be challenging.

We have a tremendous amount of experience coming back.

Our OLine will return Foster, Ogunbiyi, and Spasojevic-Moko, giving us all 6 (OL+TE). Max Wright is returning. We will start the season (if healthy) with players in their 19th yrs of college. Last year we were at 12 and they started coming together by the end of the season.

But the Defense will be phenomenal.
DL: So, Sr, Jr, RS Jr
LB: Sr, RS Jr
DB: Jr, Sr, Jr, Sr/Tr, So

Better OL means longer/sustained drives, which means increased TOP, which reduces the time the Defense is on the field. It also means more points on O.

Experienced depth means more substitutions, which results in fresher players at the end of the game and season.

We will beat 5 Top5 teams and go undefeated and win the SEC and Natty.

Flame away.

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40 minutes ago, markstanco said:

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DallasAg 9410:51a, 3/23/23
Here me out.

2020: 8-1. Only loss was @ #2 Alabama who went 13-0 and won the NC.

We get Bama and Auburn at home. We play @Miami, @Tenn, and @LSU... so, it will be challenging.

We have a tremendous amount of experience coming back.

Our OLine will return Foster, Ogunbiyi, and Spasojevic-Moko, giving us all 6 (OL+TE). Max Wright is returning. We will start the season (if healthy) with players in their 19th yrs of college. Last year we were at 12 and they started coming together by the end of the season.

But the Defense will be phenomenal.
DL: So, Sr, Jr, RS Jr
LB: Sr, RS Jr
DB: Jr, Sr, Jr, Sr/Tr, So

Better OL means longer/sustained drives, which means increased TOP, which reduces the time the Defense is on the field. It also means more points on O.

Experienced depth means more substitutions, which results in fresher players at the end of the game and season.

We will beat 5 Top5 teams and go undefeated and win the SEC and Natty.

Flame away.

He lost me at "Here." 

These guys are either in or have been to college. It's stunning how basic grammar and usage are beyond so many. The exception is the guy who has popped up recently stringing together legalese constructions that are correct but bloated and sententious.

We make mistakes. We have typos. We don't struggle with basic expression.

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

These guys are either in or have been to college. It's stunning how basic grammar and usage are beyond so many. The exception is the guy who has popped up recently stringing together legalese constructions that are correct but bloated and sententious.

We make mistakes. We have typos. We don't struggle with basic expression.

True. But beyond typos, we have some true idiots as well. For instance, I have no idea what in the fuck sententious means. 

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

True. But beyond typos, we have some true idiots as well. For instance, I have no idea what in the fuck sententious means. 

I thought sententious was Surly's latin motto

I thought it was was what you said when you wanted another beer. 
 

Never mind. That’s “sensuous.” “Sensuous up, I’ll take another beer.”

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

True. But beyond typos, we have some true idiots as well. For instance, I have no idea what in the fuck sententious means. 

People are sensuous....

 

These guys are either in or have been to college. It's stunning how basic grammar and usage are beyond so many. The exception is the guy who has popped up recently stringing together legalese constructions that are correct but bloated and sententious.
We make mistakes. We have typos. We don't struggle with basic expression.

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

True. But beyond typos, we have some true idiots as well. For instance, I have no idea what in the fuck sententious means. 

pretentious + sentient. 

He was probably thinking of you to be honest. 

Weren't the aggies shitting on the B12 just a couple days ago because the SEC had more teams left in the tournament? 

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Yes. Thank goodness we didn’t have to face the meat grinder that is aggy basketball in the second round or we’d shirley be home by now.

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They’re the favorites to win it all, right?

Well, they were, until the darned ol NCAA/ESPN had them face the only team of the 64 that could beat them in the first round. 

I guess we need to check back in and see how the “the sec is a better basketball conference because we got 3 teams in the s16 vs 2 for the bdf” takes are aging over there

 

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

True. But beyond typos, we have some true idiots as well. For instance, I have no idea what in the fuck sententious means. 

I believe that sententious is an old wooden ship from the civil war days.

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I have no idea what in the fuck sententious means. 

Me, neither, but the philosophy babes love it.

8 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Well, they were, until the darned ol NCAA/ESPN had them face the only team of the 64 that could beat them in the first round. 

We'd be in the elite 8 write now if the committey didn't furk us Stoopid, sip

They dream of only losing one or two games. Why would any fan of any football team do that unless they realize they'll never fully measure up? I guess aggy's not very distinguished history has finally put most of them in their place, despite whatever faith they might still profess to have in the Lilliputian.  

Of course, "their place" typically means way more than just one or two losses, so it could be argued that falling just shy of a title is in their world reaching for the stars. 

15 hours ago, closetojumping said:

True. But beyond typos, we have some true idiots as well. For instance, I have no idea what in the fuck sententious means. 

I don't see why. It's a perfectly cromulent word 

13 hours ago, RabidM said:

Weren't the aggies shitting on the B12 just a couple days ago because the SEC had more teams left in the tournament? 

Carrying it forward

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Something tells me that the Aggies will be using this Sweet 16 argument for years without including data from the final 8. They'll do so every chance they get. When they're not talking to other Aggies, they'll be talking to people who don't give a rat fuck.

It’s weird how they notice a media bias for big 12 basketball and how that affects seeding but just naturally believe that sec football is bestest based on 2 teams every year and so they naturally deserve more playoff spots and premier bowls. Weird.

On 3/24/2023 at 7:35 PM, TheAuditor said:

I thought sententious was Surly's latin motto

It’s not “Semper Muledick”?

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is he an aggy or something?

A GBH one. He's a 3%er or whatever generally but also a homer and good at trolling.

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1 minute ago, RollingPresidential said:

A GBH one. He's a 3%er or whatever generally but also a homer and good at trolling.

Well then this is a solid reply 

 

 

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

So this is what they’re going with should we win it all. Jesus F Christ. These people make me want to pull my hair out. Look, Texas is good at basketball. aggy is not. Go back to fucking your wife that resembles a couch, squeeze off 5 kids, send them all to the diploma mill, wash (?), rinse, repeat for the next generation. 

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Lol going from “we’re going to beat Texas in round 2” to “if Texas doesn’t win the national championship it will be a huge disappointment” in the space of 10 days is pretty special. 

24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well then this is a solid reply 

 

 

I liked this one

 

Aggy on twitter seems like that old whack a mole game where everyone is just waiting for them to pop their heads up with terrible takes and then dunk all over them.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 

If do we win it all, will our season somehow morph into a mitigated success? You know additional spin is being concocted in Collieville. 

If the sip-led NCAA hadn't forced that impossible to beat 10 seed on them, aggy would have had the easiest path to the title.

Most of you probably will not give a fuck, and thats ok. However Longhorn fans on Twitter do their own March Madness tournament of prominent Texas accounts. Why does this matter?

@Longhornfrenzy the man who brings you 90% of these screenshots is in the elite 8. Ya'll make sure to vote for him, and maybe drop him a follow while you're at it.
 

 

That dude is one traumatic brain injury/childhood trauma away from being RD, but I do enjoy his work.

On 3/24/2023 at 6:31 PM, closetojumping said:

True. But beyond typos, we have some true idiots as well. For instance, I have no idea what in the fuck sententious means. 

I used to work for this company where one of the executive leaders was a nice guy, but he was very selfish and not the brightest tool in the shed.

We could tell one day that he had decided to use a bunch more exotic words to try and impress everyone. For weeks he walked around talking to everyone in the organization about his management style, which was a high level of “hubris”. He thought that word was a complimentary description. We laughed our asses off for weeks until the CEO quietly pulled him aside and let him know. Good times. 

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5 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

That dude is one traumatic brain injury/childhood trauma away from being RD, but I do enjoy his work.

Theoretically isn't that anyone?

3 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

I used to work for this company where one of the executive leaders was a nice guy, but he was very selfish and not the brightest tool in the shed.

We could tell one day that he had decided to use a bunch more exotic words to try and impress everyone. For weeks he walked around talking to everyone in the organization about his management style, which was a high level of “hubris”. He thought that word was a complementary description. We laughed our asses off for weeks until the CEO quietly pulled him aside and let him know. Good times. 

A real life meme!

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Awesome.

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