Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

Featured Replies

  • Replies 35.6k
  • Views 4.5m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

  • Armybrat
    Armybrat

    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

  • Congrats to all Teams 

Posted Images

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

FsO73zGXsAw2yDp?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO74LfX0AMJZYQ?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO74hiXsAAYCSN?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO742bXoAEU3KE?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO76oLX0AEO8VN?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO76-9XoAATvwk?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO77UoWAAADDQE?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO77rtXoAE8-bC?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO8ASQX0AQX4xc?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO8Ar3X0AASdxn?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO8BCeXoAE6cxp?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO8BWpX0AIjuJ3?format=jpg&name=medium

"gag on the cock of opportunity" is a new one. I'm trying to understand how that gets framed up in the first place. 

Those are great screenshots. They truly do not realize that their focus on hatred of others versus focusing on their own pursuit of excellence is why they're never excellent at anything in the first place. 

Our rivalry is the college sports version of the Road Runner versus Wile E. Coyote. They're always just about to "get" us and then the footing falls out from underneath them. 

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

"gag on the cock of opportunity" is a new one. I'm trying to understand how that gets framed up in the first place. 

Those are great screenshots. They truly do not realize that their focus on hatred of others versus focusing on their own pursuit of excellence is why they're never excellent at anything in the first place. 

Our rivalry is the college sports version of the Road Runner versus Wile E. Coyote. They're always just about to "get" us and then the footing falls out from underneath them. 

FERB YOUR ENTHUSIASM (7) – HILOBROW

image.png.4694e4bd94aecd0cda36bf1985886c19.png

1. Good father!

2. Shit father!

 

image.png.2831b95ea0233c1d5c135b0a7929fbd6.png

We're not yelling loud enough to win championships! We have the talent and the coach; we just need to be more positive as fans.

image.png.efd3dc62eb7ce953edaf5e7d4d253821.png

Oh, something's blowing alright.

 

 

 

image.thumb.png.b36ddde63c5d28bed69a14adafa318d2.png

 

This is truly amazing. How were we winning all those games back then? If the NCAA hadn't penalized us for rampant cheating we would have won a natty!

I love the laments of not winning in “either” of the big 3 and of being satisfied with “mediocracy.”

47 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

"They truly do not realize that their focus on hatred of others versus focusing on their own pursuit of excellence is why they're never excellent at anything in the first place. 

image.thumb.png.d3bb5809d6ecb2981cd1e0cda3b6f44a.png

They constantly spew hatred but somehow believe that being nice is the aggie brand.

Stick Around Bob Ross GIF by Originals

32 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

image.png.4694e4bd94aecd0cda36bf1985886c19.png

1. Good father!

2. Shit father!

 

image.png.2831b95ea0233c1d5c135b0a7929fbd6.png

We're not yelling loud enough to win championships! We have the talent and the coach; we just need to be more positive as fans.

image.png.efd3dc62eb7ce953edaf5e7d4d253821.png

Oh, something's blowing alright.

 

 

 

I love how on their boards you can't post shit, fuck, asshole but somehow hate speech is completely OK and accepted.  While that gets thrown around on this board, it's all in jest not actual malice.  If someone does do that shit around here, they're generally properly chastised 

Edited by JesusSweatDuck
typo

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I love how on their boards you can't post shit, fuck, asshole but somehow hate speech is completely OK and accepted.

"Hate speech" is a synonym for what they've always called  "good bull." 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

FsO73zGXsAw2yDp?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO74LfX0AMJZYQ?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO74hiXsAAYCSN?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO742bXoAEU3KE?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO76oLX0AEO8VN?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO76-9XoAATvwk?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO77UoWAAADDQE?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO77rtXoAE8-bC?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO8ASQX0AQX4xc?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO8Ar3X0AASdxn?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO8BCeXoAE6cxp?format=jpg&name=mediumFsO8BWpX0AIjuJ3?format=jpg&name=medium

I see many deletions/banning in texags future. 

34 minutes ago, texifornia said:

FsPyvbfWwA4jnLA?format=jpg&name=mediumFsPyvzCWwAkvzC_?format=jpg&name=mediumFsPywM8WwAM1NPm?format=jpg&name=mediumFsPywlzWwBMm-jq?format=jpg&name=mediumFsPyy4rWwCoJRs0?format=jpg&name=mediumFsPyzU8WwAAnWia?format=jpg&name=mediumFsPyzsWWwB446Tw?format=jpg&name=mediumFsPy0CpWwCc_5X9?format=jpg&name=medium

Some of my favorite things about the aggie posts are in these posts. Thanks to you guys for providing them.

I love it when they prophesize about where things will go directionally with the media and SEC while completely being blind to understand why it will happen. The SEC will end up propagandizing Texas because ... they're jealous of ATM's ??? what? Success? No. "Resources"? No. No real idea why it will happen, but those meanies are going to do it. 

They're absolutely correct that there will be times that Texas gets a public benefit of the doubt or whatever, and it will have everything to do the one thing that the SEC really cares about - money via eyeballs and brand-building. If ATM could ever get out of its own way and win while not acting like, and looking like, complete imbeciles, they'd get the same kind of benefits. But they can't, and they won't. 

Another thing that is addictive about reading these is their paranoia about the "deep state" of college sports, and that "deep state" working with the primary purpose of trying to hold ATM down. Multiple entities - other schools, the NCAA, their own conference - The SEC, ESPN, other media, the state legislature, the feds, other conferences, other booster groups, their own boosters, students at their school, the players themselves - all of these groups have been accused, occasionally to somewhat regularly, of working actively to sabotage the aggie manifest destiny of global collegiate sports dominance. 

I like when they veer into cloak room/political conspiracies as the origin of the effort to keep them down. 
 

as if their student body and alumni political affinity is some outlier compared with other large universities, especially those in their conference. 
 

I guess when you have a persecution complex, it comes from all directions. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Some of my favorite things about the aggie posts are in these posts. Thanks to you guys for providing them.

I love it when they prophesize about where things will go directionally with the media and SEC while completely being blind to understand why it will happen. The SEC will end up propagandizing Texas because ... they're jealous of ATM's ??? what? Success? No. "Resources"? No. No real idea why it will happen, but those meanies are going to do it. 

They're absolutely correct that there will be times that Texas gets a public benefit of the doubt or whatever, and it will have everything to do the one thing that the SEC really cares about - money via eyeballs and brand-building. If ATM could ever get out of its own way and win while not acting like, and looking like, complete imbeciles, they'd get the same kind of benefits. But they can't, and they won't. 

Another thing that is addictive about reading these is their paranoia about the "deep state" of college sports, and that "deep state" working with the primary purpose of trying to hold ATM down. Multiple entities - other schools, the NCAA, their own conference - The SEC, ESPN, other media, the state legislature, the feds, other conferences, other booster groups, their own boosters, students at their school, the players themselves - all of these groups have been accused, occasionally to somewhat regularly, of working actively to sabotage the aggie manifest destiny of global collegiate sports dominance. 

Well, they kind of have to believe this stuff, right? 

The alternative is looking in the mirror and realizing they're just a bunch of fucking weirdos. By choice.

I swear, somewhere hidden away in the A&M Academic Building there must be a painting of an Adonis Aggie surrounded by championship trophies -- The Portrait of Dorian Aggy. The hideous one is walking around in real life because they want to be the hideous one.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Some of my favorite things about the aggie posts are in these posts. Thanks to you guys for providing them.

I love it when they prophesize about where things will go directionally with the media and SEC while completely being blind to understand why it will happen. The SEC will end up propagandizing Texas because ... they're jealous of ATM's ??? what? Success? No. "Resources"? No. No real idea why it will happen, but those meanies are going to do it. 

They're absolutely correct that there will be times that Texas gets a public benefit of the doubt or whatever, and it will have everything to do the one thing that the SEC really cares about - money via eyeballs and brand-building. If ATM could ever get out of its own way and win while not acting like, and looking like, complete imbeciles, they'd get the same kind of benefits. But they can't, and they won't. 

Another thing that is addictive about reading these is their paranoia about the "deep state" of college sports, and that "deep state" working with the primary purpose of trying to hold ATM down. Multiple entities - other schools, the NCAA, their own conference - The SEC, ESPN, other media, the state legislature, the feds, other conferences, other booster groups, their own boosters, students at their school, the players themselves - all of these groups have been accused, occasionally to somewhat regularly, of working actively to sabotage the aggie manifest destiny of global collegiate sports dominance. 

Don't forget about when they proselytize, big part of their game. 

What happened to all that “We run this state” talk?

We're primarily average in baseball?  Wonder how dogshit they think Miami is?

 

Most CWS Appearances
Rank School Number
1 Texas 36
2 Miami 25
T3 Arizona State 22
T3 Florida State 22
40 minutes ago, Scholz said:

We're primarily average in baseball?  Wonder how dogshit they think Miami is?

 

Most CWS Appearances
Rank School Number
1 Texas 36
2 Miami 25
T3 Arizona State 22
T3 Florida State 22

When you're looking upward from historically shitty, it's not easy to discern average from exceptional with any great certainty.

1 minute ago, Big Woodrows said:

Forgive me @texifornia but LOL:

Image

So you are telling me Addazio is a dick, Kam is a pussy, and the OL is a fucking mess...

How is this anything new?

 

 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

When you're looking upward from historically shitty, it's not easy to discern average from exceptional with any great certainty.

They’re only historical shitty at postseason baseball, when the other team is also good. 
they've won a bunch of regular season games. Top 15 all time in wins- not a ton to show for it because 1) shitty Texas kept winning the conference and 2) they haven’t fared well in regionals. 
 

Eta:  it’s amazing how they attack dewberry more than adazzio immediately after reading that update, despite it being absent of detail. 
 

Surprised none of them have suggested that jimbo take them to Junction to toughen them up. You know they are thinking it. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They’re only historical shitty at postseason baseball, when the other team is also good. 
they've won a bunch of regular season games. Top 15 all time in wins- not a ton to show for it because 1) shitty Texas kept winning the conference and 2) they haven’t fared well in regionals. 
 

Eta:  it’s amazing how they attack dewberry more than adazzio immediately after reading that update, despite it being absent of detail. 
 

Surprised none of them have suggested that jimbo take them to Junction to toughen them up. You know they are thinking it. 

I think you're overlooking an important detail involved in the dynamic that colors the aggy mindset.

2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

I think you're overlooking an important detail involved in the dynamic that colors the aggy mindset.

Gotcha

6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I like when they veer into cloak room/political conspiracies as the origin of the effort to keep them down. 
 

as if their student body and alumni political affinity is some outlier compared with other large universities, especially those in their conference. 
 

I guess when you have a persecution complex, it comes from all directions. 

They should just go ahead and put on their cement shoes and jump into that cement pond…good grief aggy, y’all are pathetic…oh woe is me!

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Surprised none of them have suggested that jimbo take them to Junction to toughen them up. You know they are thinking it. 

Oh yeah they are

spacer.png

28 minutes ago, cafe society said:

I think you're overlooking an important detail involved in the dynamic that colors the aggy mindset.

Who’s gonna tell’m?  I’m not gonna tell’m!

 

 

So when is Dewberry entering the portal, and where is he going to transfer?

  • Popular Post

Guys it totally happens all the time that players walk out in the middle of practice because they don't respect their coach. Totally normal. Daily occurrence. Nothing to see here.

Bobby Taylor been running with the 3's and 4's?  ROFL 

I am left wondering if the non sequitur creationism post is sincere or sarcastic. I am flummoxed. 

1 minute ago, RabidM said:

Bobby Taylor been running with the 3's and 4's?  ROFL 

I didn’t realize they even had 3s and 4s at db. 

Petrino is laughing his ass off crashing checks right now 😂

31 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I am left wondering if the non sequitur creationism post is sincere or sarcastic. I am flummoxed. 

I didn’t realize they even had 3s and 4s at db. 

There's no way.  Maybe on the DL.   

4 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:

Forgive me @texifornia but LOL:

Image

Hahaha, he really didn’t want to report on it but it happened in a full media session and forced his hand. 

Edited by UncleSonny

Don’t wanna CR this, but did I just see one of them cite a player-coach argument as evidence that CREATIONISM needs to be taught in schools again?!?!?

5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Don’t wanna CR this, but did I just see one of them cite a player-coach argument as evidence that CREATIONISM needs to be taught in schools again?!?!?

I think it was a sarcastic "ok boomer" type response.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I am left wondering if the non sequitur creationism post is sincere or sarcastic. I am flummoxed. 

I didn’t realize they even had 3s and 4s at db. 

If you walk out of practice whenever you want, you're put at 3rd on the depth chart even if nobody is 2nd. Use marijuana or any other Schedule 1 controlled substance in the locker room, and you're looking at 4th. That's just the kind of disciplinarian Jimbo is.

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Petrino is laughing his ass off crashing checks right now 😂

Slapping necks and crashing checks. 

FsQvaZkXoAE500w?format=jpg&name=large

Aggy jokes have been around before the internet existed and then on groups before hornfans, hornfans, shaggy bevo and now surly. They have never gone away and we started a long time ago. First joke I ever heard was probably in the 70's and it had to do with a mug.

m_wp_6407f2557f29dd2a368e71f5.webp

  • Author
1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Didn't have "need creationism back in science classes" on my bingo card. 

Dan Marino Holy Shit GIF

He's making fun of KKL being old and cranky

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I am left wondering if the non sequitur creationism post is sincere or sarcastic. I am flummoxed. 

I didn’t realize they even had 3s and 4s at db. 

They have Chappell, the two transfers, and Harmon, which would put him at least at 3rd team. Maybe 4th if the freshmen pass him up 

Their locker room sounds as happy as a Russian Mobik in a trench looking up at a Ukrainian drone about to drop a grenade.

10 hours ago, Hornlover said:

So when is Dewberry entering the portal, and where is he going to transfer?

No info here, but the may portal window should be interesting to watch regarding Dewberry. And if he stays, I'm going to assume that is because they had to pony up more "NIL" money. Which further depletes their already depleted booster base. 

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I am left wondering if the non sequitur creationism post is sincere or sarcastic. I am flummoxed. 

I didn’t realize they even had 3s and 4s at db. 

I'm going with serious. 

9 hours ago, bar said:

I think it was a sarcastic "ok boomer" type response.

 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

He's making fun of KKL being old and cranky

I don't think either of yall should be giving that fanbase the benefit of the doubt. I read their thread on the Nashville shooting yesterday and...hoo boy. That shit makes a comment about creationism look levelheaded. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.