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Haynes King, “probably maxed out”

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On 4/7/2022 at 3:24 PM, closetojumping said:

Anytime someone uses the term "let that sink in", I immediately know that person to be an absolute dumbass with zero self-awareness. I don't fucking need you to tell me to take my time thinking about a simple concept in order to grasp it. The fact that you felt the need to warn me and others that said simple concept took you a minute to grasp is merely a reflection on you as a mental dwarf. 

Yeah, let that sink in.  

3 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

I need a brain transplant after reading the screenshots in this thread.

You let them sink in?

6 hours ago, LOHorn said:

Haynes King, “probably maxed out”

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In all honesty,  that is one of the creepiest looking kids I've ever seen in my life. 

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

In all honesty,  that is one of the creepiest looking kids I've ever seen in my life. 

Yep. Imagine trying to impress all the gals with, "I'm the starting quarterback for Texas A&M" and still not getting any takers.

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2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

In all honesty,  that is one of the creepiest looking kids I've ever seen in my life. 

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That fuckin idiot that tweeted about bama having 7 #1 classes needs to be drug out in his front yard and beat with a rubber hose. All those wins, all those nfl first round draft picks, sec championships, national titles…meanwhile aggy has none of that but that stupid bastard will pretend they are the same type of animal. Those fuckers live in an alternate reality that somehow coexists with ours and we have to suffer through their ignorant shit. 

6 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Forgot Alabama lost their o-line coach, defensive coordinator, best lineman, rb1, te1, the entire defense, and still doesn’t have a qb or wr.

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Alabama’s biggest weakness is Bill O’Brien. They should still finish ahead of aggy led by a Haynes King (if he plays and is stays upright) and/or a true freshman QB even with Bama fielding a “new team”.

14 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Alabama’s biggest weakness is Bill O’Brien. They should still finish ahead of aggy led by a Haynes King (if he plays and is stays upright) and/or a true freshman QB even with Bama fielding a “new team”.

very serious question here but who has a more modern offense? BOB or Jimbo?

23 minutes ago, NoName said:

very serious question here but who has a more modern offense? BOB or Jimbo?

Hmm…I would say it as BOB tries to run a more modern offense

19 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Hmm…I would say it as BOB tries to run a more modern offense

heh good point

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

Alabama’s biggest weakness is Bill O’Brien. They should still finish ahead of aggy led by a Haynes King (if he plays and is stays upright) and/or a true freshman QB even with Bama fielding a “new team”.

It'll be max Johnson. 

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So good.  Yet scared to play Wake Forest.

The echo chamber about what we say and think vs "reality" is astonishing. And don't you know Arch hasn't been on campus since June of last year?!

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SMU with the quality troll of Ags

 

They honestly think that we are not going to actually join the SEC? Never change aggy. I think there is a high likelihood that Oklahoma is in pretty bad shape heading into the new conference, but if we get one or two more cycles to stock the trenches we are going to be just fine.  

Not impressed with Ewers.  Quick, somebody show this guy thae aggy QB stats from the spring game.

 

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1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Not impressed with Ewers.  Quick, somebody show this guy thae aggy QB stats from the spring game.

 

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Hardly a slam dunk that Worthy is a first rounder at this point in time, but I'm certain it wouldn't be lack of speed that would keep him from being one

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"At the very least an acceptable place for 18-22 year old college students to enjoy." What a ringing endorsement. Call the chamber of commerce!

It's like they completely forgot how their own spring game went. We looked a shitload better than those dipshits - especially at QB. They've got memories like goldfish

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26 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

It's like they completely forgot how their own spring game went. We looked a shitload better than those dipshits - especially at QB. They've got memory's like goldfish

 

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Lol, all that shit talked about Ewers and he had more yards on one completion that both of their 5 stars had total.

26 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Lol, all that shit talked about Ewers and he had more yards on one completion that both of their 5 stars had total.

Yes, but was it against an SEC (SEC, SEC!) defense?

When it comes to tu, their posts are like a parrot contest.

Maybe now they can beat Kansas! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nowhere near the top of our board.

Much bigger fish out there.

And in the below, a whole treasure trove of parroted content!

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We have:

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tu will fail miserably in the SEC

And the bonus of the Aggies seeing themselves as part of a tight brotherhood of SEC teams as true to each other as Aggies can be. I wish we could have recordings of tailgate conversations between Aggies in their game overalls doing the Horns-down educating Hotty Toddy, Elephant, and Gatuh on how evil Texas is and how they must all pull together if they want to defeat the Great Satan University of Texas.

What the Aggies see:

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On 4/7/2022 at 3:24 PM, closetojumping said:

Anytime someone uses the term "let that sink in", I immediately know that person to be an absolute dumbass with zero self-awareness. I don't fucking need you to tell me to take my time thinking about a simple concept in order to grasp it. The fact that you felt the need to warn me and others that said simple concept took you a minute to grasp is merely a reflection on you as a mental dwarf. 

Also, let me be clear…

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