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I’ll give Perroni some credit. He suffers through his misery in silence. Tarp and Looch lash out at their paying customers. 
 

I can already hear the office aggy’s counter argument tomorrow. “Well Jimbo just lost Wykoff, Sark’s sinking ship lost 3 players! Numbers sip!”

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6 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’ll give Perroni some credit. He suffers through his misery in silence. Tarp and Looch lash out at their paying customers. 
 

I can already hear the office aggy’s counter argument tomorrow. “Well Jimbo just lost Wykoff, Sark’s sinking ship lost 3 players! Numbers sip!”

Honestly Tarp seems the most sane of all of those but that's like being the tallest midget.

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I'm in meetings until 10ET but here's a preview of what @Longhornfrenzy has gifted us overnight

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22 hours ago, closetojumping said:

 It's not just the $30M-ish almost immediately for Fisher and assistants,

I thought his buyout currently was in the 60-70 range.  

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It's like none of these fucks paid attention to Jimbo during his later years @ FSU or spoke to any alums from the school.  He's fine when he inherited a strong program and rode the wave with a transcendent player.  As far as building one:  He's the delicious combination of stubborn, arrogant, and thin-skinned.  When any amount of criticism is levied in his direction he gets pissed and digs in further to a process that isn't working.

There is no "fixing" this.  If he can't out-execute or out-athlete the other team, he's done.  He'll be a case study one day of the sunk cost fallacy of bad coaching decisions.

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Holy shit Karen,

Jimbo will leave $40-50M on the table because he feels he didn't earn it.

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Jimbo Fisher. Man of Honor. 

1 hour ago, Viper said:

Why is everyone thinking Matthews was busted for marijuana? Wishful thinking? 

see post 12,164

Don’t care, got honorable man Jimbo

Edit: I love the part where some aggy said that jimbos agent fleeced them. Yup, pulled the ol bait and switch. Nobody could tell what was behind the facade…..except for everyone alive who wasn’t aggy.

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It doesn't matter how the season goes.

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You idiots are on the hook.

 

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Jimbo gives no fucks. He's getting paid either way. If they try to fire him for cause, he'll burn the place to the ground, like the spiteful dwarf he is.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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Man, if this is what Tarp is stating publicly, then it's possible they're no longer in dumpster fire mode and have moved on to Beaumont Chemical Plant fire territory.

28 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Man, if this is what Tarp is stating publicly, then it's possible they're no longer in dumpster fire mode and have moved on to Beaumont Chemical Plant fire territory.

 

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It's hilarious that they are just now figuring out Jimbo is awful at roster construction and disorganized considering every FSU affiliated person told them he was disorganized and terrible at roster management.

What's the over-under on some unhinged Aggie murdering Jimbo in the next couple of years? 

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2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

What's the over-under on some unhinged Aggie murdering Jimbo in the next couple of years? 

They'd better aim low. 

20 hours ago, texifornia said:

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The "beat writer set Jimbo up" story has been floated around by Jimbo and his loyalists. Too bad there isn't a shred of truth to it. 

Karen repeating the Jimbo talking points right on cue.

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17 hours ago, texifornia said:

They pulled a @NoName and brought out the data

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that's a record scratch moment to be @'d there haha but that is fair.

...just keep in mind i would never use a rolling recruiting class ranking based on Rivals of all places. nor would i ever have a "anything that is above 25 means not ranked" as a bar there. it's a terrible way to handle it. if i did it, just know i would use something like FEI final ranking vs the 247 composite, expand the # higher (he can probably only count to 26 to be fair)

side note: what a complete and total self own to, by choice, point out that your team was ranked 5x in 20 years.

17 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Man, if this is what Tarp is stating publicly, then it's possible they're no longer in dumpster fire mode and have moved on to Beaumont Chemical Plant fire territory.

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15 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

What's the over-under on some unhinged Aggie murdering Jimbo in the next couple of years? 

You joke, but that's the only "out" schools have on these extended, mega-contracts - not murder, but dirt.  It's how they got rid of Franchione and that stupid excuse with the newsletter.  They'll turn on him and start digging for shit to use, if they haven't already

Jacoby forgot the rules, you smoke all your weed before or after practice/games in the locker room.

Feed all this shit into ChatGPT and just have it autopost these every morning.  Save you a lotta time. 

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

aggy might have a worst drug problem than 2011 TCU.

Yeah, guys getting popped for smoking, even in a locker room, isn’t the same as players dealing, if I remember properly. 

Lol, it's not ridiculous - it's obvious and easily predictable.  You go out and money-whip mercenary players and buy a recruiting class with players that don't give two shits about the school itself and then shit the bed over the course of the season......then they get restless and disperse.

Live by the sword....

 

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