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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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So this poster clearly wants Jacoby to transfer out of A&M. 

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Pretty soon they're going to start arresting kids for dancing 

C'mon now, don't be ridiculous. They aren't Baylor. 😉

15 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

C'mon now, don't be ridiculous. They aren't Baylor. 😉

True. Baylor's acceptance rate is lower.

4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

We just Weigman to steal some crab legs and the cycle will be complete.

It's College Station. They will be Krab legs.

Imitation, just like their coaching staff.

7 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, guys getting popped for smoking, even in a locker room, isn’t the same as players dealing, if I remember properly. 

Yeah, but dealing shows initiative, right?

14 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

Yeah, but dealing shows initiative, right?

What happened to the player(lineman?) who got caught with a large amount a while back?

31 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What happened to the player(lineman?) who got caught with a large amount a while back?

at TCU wasn't the QB involved but a backup lineman took the rap?

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12 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What happened to the player(lineman?) who got caught with a large amount a while back?

McKinnley Jackson? He's a quality starter on a Jimbo Fisher team, he's back next year.

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

McKinnley Jackson? He's a quality starter on a Jimbo Fisher team, he's back next year.

Yeah, that's him. With that setting the standard, why is aggy so upset about 2oz or less.

7 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What happened to the player(lineman?) who got caught with a large amount a while back?

Smart Chibuzo medically retired last year and got arrested dealing this year. He never left C-Stat.

https://brazostx.mugshots.zone/chibuzo-smart-mugshot-01-20-2023/

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On Friday, College Station police executed a search warrant on a home on Spring Loop & found psilocybin mushrooms, cocaine, THC, LSD, digital scales, and packaging material.

Smart Chibuzo, 21, and 23-year-old Draylon Floyd were arrested.

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7 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What happened to the player(lineman?) who got caught with a large amount a while back?

 

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

McKinnley Jackson? He's a quality starter on a Jimbo Fisher team, he's back next year.

 

17 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Smart Chibuzo medically retired last year and got arrested dealing this year. He never left C-Stat.

https://brazostx.mugshots.zone/chibuzo-smart-mugshot-01-20-2023/

@KBTXRusty
On Friday, College Station police executed a search warrant on a home on Spring Loop & found psilocybin mushrooms, cocaine, THC, LSD, digital scales, and packaging material.

Smart Chibuzo, 21, and 23-year-old Draylon Floyd were arrested.

 

3 minutes ago, pyrofiend said:

Could also be talking about PJ Williams. He was caught with 7.7 ounces of weed. Denver Harris was the driver of the car when they got pulled over. Williams transferred to SMU.

https://247sports.com/player/pj-williams-46097800/

I love that the answer to the question

"Who was the aggy lineman that got caught with a bunch of drugs"

is

"You're going to have to be more specific than that"

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22 hours ago, texifornia said:

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No CR, not making a statement about either, one way or another but I found this cognitive dissonance amusing:

Aggy: Austin is full of stupid pot smoking hippie sips who want to defund the police because they arrest people for drugs

Aggy: stupid local cops don't understand that marijuana isn't really a drug, not like alcohol.  Wish they cut these fine upstanding kids a break.

Aggie football under Jimbo is bringing wokeness to college station, one despondent fan at a time.

 

7 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

 

 

 

I love that the answer to the question

"Who was the aggy lineman that got caught with a bunch of drugs"

is

"You're going to have to be more specific than that"

...and that's fair.

 

Can't remember for sure but I want to say it was like 4lbs or so.

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7 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Smart Chibuzo medically retired last year and got arrested dealing this year. He never left C-Stat.

https://brazostx.mugshots.zone/chibuzo-smart-mugshot-01-20-2023/

@KBTXRusty
On Friday, College Station police executed a search warrant on a home on Spring Loop & found psilocybin mushrooms, cocaine, THC, LSD, digital scales, and packaging material.

Smart Chibuzo, 21, and 23-year-old Draylon Floyd were arrested.

That wasn't very smart...

3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

That wasn't very smart...

Kin to Shaka??

Is “Wiggy” still running with the 2s?

On 4/14/2023 at 9:19 AM, HtownHorn said:

aggy might have a worst drug problem than 2011 TCU.

Wouldn’t you if you had to live in Collie Station surrounded by multitudes of those bumpkins?

Would it be a successful spring game without aggy watching and weighing in? DONT WORRY, LHF GOT YOU COVERED!

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1 That's why Texas' rushing attack was so weak last year. It all goes through the QB. Genius.

2 It's the only rational conclusion after 12 practices. They were right about Ewers. They also realized how bad Simms was when he was beating their ass. Nothing shrill about this post.

3 Yes. Everyone was watching the Texas Spring Game during the commercial breaks of the Aggie Spring Game. The writing has been all the wall forever. Stupid rankings. Listen to Aggy! They never lie.

 

 

Someone should remind them what Weigman, the new savior, did in his first spring game. Pretty sure it was like 4-14. Whatever it was it was fucking trash. 

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Someone should remind them what Weigman, the new savior, did in his first spring game. Pretty sure it was like 4-14. Whatever it was it was fucking trash. 

 

2022

Weigman 7-19

 

2023

Weigman

- first half 10-24

- second half 7-16

- full game 17-40

58 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

2022

Weigman 7-19

 

2023

Weigman

- first half 10-24

- second half 7-16

- full game 17-40

Yep that's aggy savior materal Rat thar. Whoops

Wait, are they under the impression that Manning is competing for the starting QB job on 2023? Wtf.

On 4/14/2023 at 5:50 PM, TexasEd said:

at TCU wasn't the QB involved but a backup lineman took the rap?

I think Pachall failed a drug test but wasn’t involved in any dealing IIRC. 

Every time I read this thread, it forces me to rethink what is even possible in a culture born out of a large number of humans of average intelligence. The typical Kool-Aid/Jonestown metaphor doesn't really do aggy justice. The closest analogy I can think of is this. Rather than a single Japanese man living and refusing to surrender in the jungle on a remote island in the Philippines for 29 years under the belief that WW2 is still ongoing, imagine instead that it's an entire university. That's aggy

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4 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

Every time I read this thread, it forces me to rethink what is even possible in a culture born out of a large number of humans of average intelligence. The typical Kool-Aid/Jonestown metaphor doesn't really do aggy justice. The closest analogy I can think of is this. Rather than a single Japanese man living and refusing to surrender in the jungle on a remote island in the Philippines for 29 years under the belief that WW2 is still going on, imagine instead that it's an entire university. That's aggy

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7 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Wait, are they under the impression that Manning is competing for the starting QB job on 2023? Wtf.

 No, they’re not even remotely under that impression. It’s worse. They’re just, with their entire being, emotionally invested in the idea that nothing good can happen at Texas, including a highly ranked player being successful. Because that means that player of worth rejected aTm. Nevermind the same ranking services that rated manning as the best also rated their 2022 class the best of all time, and that class is CLEARLY the best of all time. But the ranking systems are also biased trash.

Imagine holding those two thoughts together in your head at the same time and believing them. Cognitive dissonance barely does it justice, it’s like we need a new word or phrase that combines cognitive dissonance and schizophrenia. 

9 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

2022

Weigman 7-19

 

2023

Weigman

- first half 10-24

- second half 7-16

- full game 17-40

Bunch of dumb questions….

How the hell is he under 50% in both halves knowing that there is absolutely no real LBs and so there should be a gaping hole in the middle of the field? 

How do you get him 40 pass attempts in a Spring game? So either Petrino is stepping on the gas and they are actually getting the ball snapped fairly quick or the first half/second half clock was completely imaginary.

I get getting kids reps in the spring game and him being in a no contact jersey, but anyone have any idea how often the DL was actually allowed to go all out in pass rush. If he was back there running for his life on most plays, those numbers sorta make sense. If not, why not as the completion percentage so low?

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Imagine holding those two thoughts together in your head at the same time and believing them. Cognitive dissonance barely does it justice, it’s like we need a new word or phrase that combines cognitive dissonance and schizophrenia. 

Right, words don’t exist (in English anyway) to describe it. I think I first realized this in earnest when I witnessed them trying to rationalize the 2005 season. If asked, they’d tell you that VY wasn’t even a real QB, Mack was a bad coach, and the rest of the players were overrated. But they’d also say that the success of any of those three entities (VY, Mack, rest of team) was made possible only by their being buoyed by other two (who they’d discredit if taken individually). It truly was (and remains) a step beyond just regular, everyday cognitive dissonance.

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wasn't 1st teams and 2nd teams. they drafted players. but aggy...

Gigem314 with the Chris Simms 2.0 sick burn. It's almost like the gumps convinced themselves Simms was terrible simply because he had real competition for the starting job and never led the team to the MNC. [emoji85]

10 minutes ago, ousux said:

Gigem314 with the Chris Simms 2.0 sick burn. It's almost like the gumps convinced themselves Simms was terrible simply because he had real competition for the starting job and never led the team to the MNC. emoji85.png

I mean, you’re right…calling someone “Chris Simms 2.0”, and believing that this is somehow a negative thing/implies failure, is fucking idiotic; but in fairness to these dipshits, half of our own fan base would think the same thing. 

26 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I mean, you’re right…calling someone “Chris Simms 2.0”, and believing that this is somehow a negative thing/implies failure, is fucking idiotic; but in fairness to these dipshits, half of our own fan base would think the same thing. 

They’ve decided to believe that every game he played was just like the 2001 ccg, which conveniently enough for them ignores the multiple absolute ass beatings he put on them. 

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

 No, they’re not even remotely under that impression. It’s worse. They’re just, with their entire being, emotionally invested in the idea that nothing good can happen at Texas, including a highly ranked player being successful. Because that means that player of worth rejected aTm. Nevermind the same ranking services that rated manning as the best also rated their 2022 class the best of all time, and that class is CLEARLY the best of all time. But the ranking systems are also biased trash.

Imagine holding those two thoughts together in your head at the same time and believing them. Cognitive dissonance barely does it justice, it’s like we need a new word or phrase that combines cognitive dissonance and schizophrenia. 

Cognitive schizonance.  It’s possible to have a reasonable conversation with one single aggie, I’ve done it.   But add a second (or more) and things go aff the rails quick.

59 minutes ago, ousux said:

Gigem314 with the Chris Simms 2.0 sick burn. It's almost like the gumps convinced themselves Simms was terrible simply because he had real competition for the starting job and never led the team to the MNC. emoji85.png

 

 

- Oh, btw, Simms - the "terrible" QB - went 3-0 against A&M. 

- In two of those games, he absolutely torched them, passing for a combined 650+ yards and 6 TD 0 ints.

Whoop!

 

If Simms went to aggy there would be a Chrissy Football song about him.

They all say “ball” now. It’s really cool!

40 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

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Fun fact: Jim Everett went to my high school. I don't think anyone called him Chris. 

That's way too honest and merciful to be a troll job. Rodney Ruxin is exactly what aggy needs, and now they won't get it because of their minister of propaganda

What's the story with Tarp? Is he a fighting texum aggy? He sure seems to have seen the light re: their team this year. These truth bombs he's been dropping don't really fit with the hive over there. 

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