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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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"Rising Giant"??  Rising Giants don't go .500 and finish 5th/7th in its own division in year 4 of the savior Dumbo.

 Bama is 8-2 vs aggy. What absolute morons.

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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The titles obviously aren't coming, but the hate is already here. 

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Remember comrades, all other media is lying to you as part of a dark t-sip conspiracy. aggy Pravda is the only truth!

 

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Remember comrades, all other media is lying to you as part of a dark t-sip conspiracy. aggy Pravda is the only truth!

 

Comrade Liucci would never lie.  Na Zdorovie!

Saban pulls Jimbo's chain.  Hungover Jimbo has a press conference and runs his mouth like a fool.  Lucci blames BOMC.   So even when Saban lets his nuts hang to the media about aggy cheating, Lucci's lips are still firmly affixed.  Whoop!

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Remember comrades, all other media is lying to you as part of a dark t-sip conspiracy. aggy Pravda is the only truth!

 

Liucci needs to make sure his house has some glass in it before he start throwing darts. 

Everyone is working to keep aggy down. Fear the 1939 national champs!

On 5/22/2022 at 1:12 PM, Focht Up said:

It seems like the average age of texags posters is around 8.

Expecting emotional and intellectual maturity from Texags is a pretty big ask. 

42 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Lucci looks like the dude who painted my house.

I wonder if he smells like weed to?

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Liucci said he was on a plane from College Station to Chicago that had Wi-Fi. I would love to know which airline that would be. 

5 minutes ago, jinx said:

Liucci said he was on a plane from College Station to Chicago that had Wi-Fi. I would love to know which airline that would be. 

Sounds expensive. I guess funneling all that "NIL" money pays well. 

10 minutes ago, Viper said:

Sounds expensive. I guess funneling all that "NIL" money pays well. 

Don't forget that he's doing something similar to Burnt Ends, but he's keeping like 10% in administration fees.

1 hour ago, NorLa Horns said:

Lucci looks like the dude who painted my house.

I wonder if he smells like weed to?

Billy looks like the old lesbian coach who taught my health class in high school. 

13 hours ago, jinx said:

Liucci said he was on a plane from College Station to Chicago that had Wi-Fi. I would love to know which airline that would be. 

Fedex overnight cargo plane. 

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

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Those are some scorching hot QB takes, and I love how they have anointed Weigman as the next big thing already after a 3 for 16 spring game.

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3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Those are some scorching hot QB takes, and I love how they have anointed Weigman as the next big thing already after a 3 for 16 spring game.

I like the "Ole Miss 2.0" comment.  You know, the same Ole Miss that won 10 games last year, beat aggy, and played in a NY6 Bowl.

Aggy always lacks a hint of self-awareness.

Wasn't Mallett 2-0 against aggy?

More failed aggy vs Texas comparisons?

Farmer better than Benson

McNeil better than VY

etc.

13 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Those are some scorching hot QB takes, and I love how they have anointed Weigman as the next big thing already after a 3 for 16 spring game.

So they’ve already moved on from theirHaynes King savior? Shocked.

Also, Bryce Foster balled out? He single handedly lost their home game to Miss St by completely whiffing on a stunt up the middle on their last drive.

Also, they think their QB recruit is better than ours? So objective.

Also, aggys might be the dumbest sonsabitches on the planet.

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

So they’ve already moved on from theirHaynes King savior? Shocked.

Also, Bryce Foster balled out? He single handedly lost their home game to Miss St by completely whiffing on a stunt up the middle on their last drive.

Also, they think their QB recruit is better than ours? So objective.

Also, aggys might be the dumbest sonsabitches on the planet.

Replace "might be" with "are", and I agree totally 

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The only thing that could have made that funnier is if Perroni had written it.

How can we ever forget the past gomer posters who said Reggie was better than Vince? hahahahahah

On 5/25/2022 at 2:37 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

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2 heismans and both being drafted #1 is awesome, but that dude coaches for USC now. What’s that meth head, sister fucker talking about? Who on their staff has developed so many QB’s that the Manning’s would shut it all down for blOwU? Hate us all you want gooner, but Venables is not Riley. Lulz 

7 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

2 heismans and both being drafted #1 is awesome, but that dude coaches for USC now. What’s that meth head, sister fucker talking about? Who on their staff has developed so many QB’s that the Manning’s would shut it all down for blOwU? Hate us all you want gooner, but Venables is not Riley. Lulz 

Didn't their current OC run his last QB into the ground causing him to suffer a season ending injury?

Look, the only way to shut them the f*** up is to smack them in the head. Send those bastards back to the mothballs days. 

Can we do anything about Tech bros wearing gameday polos on Mondays? 

On 5/25/2022 at 9:28 PM, jinx said:

Liucci said he was on a plane from College Station to Chicago that had Wi-Fi. I would love to know which airline that would be. 

 

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"Liucci said he was on a plane from College Station to Chicago that had Wi-Fi. I would love to know which airline that would be. "

Well I am sure for a fact it was not Virgin Airlines :)

On 5/27/2022 at 7:40 PM, Vertigo said:

Those are some scorching hot QB takes, and I love how they have anointed Weigman as the next big thing already after a 3 for 16 spring game.

IT WAS WINDY! 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 

They make it to the baseball postseason so rarely it's not a surprise their fans don't know how it works. 

Except the aggys ducked 2 bowl games and a home and home offer vs us. Pussy cowards.

And the decision to play us again against your will and with your shrieking bitchass meltdown proves that. The entire nation saw how scared aggy was of Texas.

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