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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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50 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


But they always seem to lose one they shouldn't like Appalachian State, making it a zero sum game.  Advantage:A&M

 

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18 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Gibson is slow and plays against trash competition at one of the biggest college factory high schools in the country 

 

And yet . . . aggy offered him.


But they always seem to lose one they shouldn't like Appalachian State, making it a zero sum game.  Advantage:A&M
Appy state had a decent team, not sure any of their 3 cupcakes this season can muster up a similar effort.
1 hour ago, nnm said:

Depends. What’s the call girl situation in the station?

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I am sure with 7pm Kibble news we will get the 1st round of many tear buckets.

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I am sure with 7pm Kibble news we will get the 1st round of many tear buckets.

Na, just a bunch of "Jimbo backed off", "staff wasn't pushing for a commitment", ect.

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Na, just a bunch of "Jimbo backed off", "staff wasn't pushing for a commitment", ect.

Interspersed with “will recruit him through the whistle” and “long way to December” and “wait until after sip is 6-6 or worse”

28 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

“wait until after sip is 6-6 or worse”

Nobody ever does worse than 6-6. Oh, wait...

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Depends. What’s the call girl situation in the station?

there's only 1 bitch in town

and some milkmen

So predictable, yet still great to read.  The gift that keeps on giving the whole year round.

They aren't getting an OL from Washington that Oregon and others want.

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Idk, Love Gun makes a pretty solid point. Why didn’t we have any OL drafted last year?

I mean sure, we are returning every starter. But are we sure Flood is good?

4 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Idk, Love Gun makes a pretty solid point. Why didn’t we have any OL drafted last year?

I mean sure, we are returning every starter. But are we sure Flood is good?

Also, Flood has had a grand total of 0 draft eligible recruits at Texas. I swear TexAgs comments read like they're written by bad AI. 

I love how H2H wins are their raison d’etre until it’s us winning and then they just lie their asses off. Such low character individuals.

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These gasbags aren’t even a factor in this cycle. They’re completely fucked. 

Just now, closetojumping said:

These gasbags aren’t even a factor in this cycle. They’re completely fucked. 

Yeah but Drelon Miller is committing this week and he's a high rated WR!  And another WR from New Jersey.  I guess if they do get Smith he can be this years Anthony Hill.

On 6/24/2023 at 10:26 PM, Lou_Sassle said:

Gibson is slow and plays against trash competition at one of the biggest college factory high schools in the country 

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hey he doesn't run a 3.62 or whatever that time Mailbox357 suggested for someone but he did run a laser timed 4.5 per CBS.

Its comical over the years how every 4/5* Texas QB is all hype but their 4/5* will probably be the next Joe Burrow.  I can still easily remember way back in the McNeil / VY days, they still said it after VY's Jr year.  Reggie is better than VY!!!1!!

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There is supposedly a sophomore female high school student athlete who called her friend "a good time charlie".   

5 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

There is supposedly a sophomore female high school student athlete who called her friend "a good time charlie".   

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6 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

There is supposedly a sophomore female high school student athlete who called her friend "a good time charlie".   

and with all of those details, he just doxxed his "source" if she actually exists.

13 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

There is supposedly a sophomore female high school student athlete who called her friend "a good time charlie".   

Must be the newest tiktok buzzword

17 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

There is supposedly a sophomore female high school student athlete who called her friend "a good time charlie".   

Sounds like she's also a 1920s flapper

Just now, NoName said:

Sounds like she's also a 1920s flapper

The Charleston is big in the Golden Triangle, you insensitive asshole!

43 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

There is supposedly a sophomore female high school student athlete who called her friend "a good time charlie".   

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

The Station was lit.

 

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So is their locker room

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19 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Any interest in aggy tears over the LSU Baseball National Championship?

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7 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:


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Ah. There it is. Put it on the wall. 

The aggy that says he is sure schloss will get them a championship, followed immediately that he used to feel that way about jimbo, is so close to an epiphany. 

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10 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

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They will never get there. Their weirdness, and cultish behavior will always be off-putting to at least one of the missing pieces. They will always be Bruno Kirby's Lt. Steve Hauk, to everyone else's Robin Williams' Adrian Cronauer in Good Morning Vietnam.

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8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Ha, I knew this would trigger them. "Lets shit on yet another opportunity made available to a university of Texas athlete to make money for themselves." Yes, we're the losers. Hilariously their logic, probably that they fail to recognize, leads right back into their dna-ingrained concept of "We are just going to win with good kids who just want to be Ags."

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ha, I knew this would trigger them. "Lets shit on yet another opportunity made available to a university of Texas athlete to make money for themselves." Yes, we're the losers. Hilariously their logic, probably that they fail to recognize, leads right back into their dna-ingrained concept of "We are just going to win with good kids who just want to be Ags."

I suppose that logo is better than a trademarked sunflower seed.

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

part 1:

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part 2 - this guy posted like 10 min later, further in the thread. guess he can't read:

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in what may be the most wonderful comment here, you have love gun, some old fuck who doesn't understand what the jumpman logo is, asking what he has done to warrant all the hype:

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1) see any texas logos? burnt orange? nope.

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2) conner weigman has his own NIL brand. and sells his own merch himself...and he sells a LOT more shit than ewers. what has HE done? lol (not that it matters, if they want to sell stuff and make money more power to them, even if they haven't ever played a college snap)

https://thewarehouseatcc.com/nil-new/football/conner-weigman/

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To be fair - it is a dumb looking logo.  

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