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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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On 6/29/2023 at 2:44 PM, closetojumping said:

The Russian state media talking heads are more genuine and honest than Bildo Liucci. He is the most witless, biased, uncreative, cross-eyed, disheveled, self-important, spineless rube in the entire college sport universe. I challenge anyone to name someone more dishonest and pompous than this goober.

besides 6figs?

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6 hours ago, Rimbo said:

besides 6figs?

6figs isn’t in the sports universe anymore. He got ejected from the pool business as well. I believe he’s onto a NXIVM cult/grooming collective. Which is weird because I’m not sure how you can be in two different cults at the same time. What happens if reveille barks something contradictory?

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

6figs isn’t in the sports universe anymore. He got ejected from the pool business as well. I believe he’s onto a NXIVM cult/grooming collective. Which is weird because I’m not sure how you can be in two different cults at the same time. What happens if reveille barks something contradictory?

i had to look up what nxivm was

10 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Jesus Christ they cannot stop talking about us coming to the SEC. It’s been 2 fucking years with this shit. They are so fucking concerned. 

Just an Nth reminder, they voted in favor of Texas and OU joining lol

7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

i had to look up what nxivm was

Me, too. It was worth it.

I'd forgotten looking it up before just prior to becoming a sex slave.

35 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

i had to look up what nxivm was

There’s a decent hbo documentary on it. Shame, when I was a teenager I thought Allison Mack was hot. I’ll give a before, but I’ll exclude the after. She had not aged great.

 

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3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

There’s a decent hon documentary on it. Shame, when I was a teenager I thought Allison Mack was hot. 

That's because she was. She and Nicki Clyne could both get it.

Alison Mack was cute enough, but when it comes to Smallville I was all about Kristin Kreuk.

 

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Allison Mack hasn’t aged that badly. I was expecting more of a meth head situation. 

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Allison Mack hasn’t aged that badly. I was expecting more of a meth head situation. 

Yeah, not like that. Just average middle aged woman with no makeup who’s been in prison. 

50 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Alison Mack was cute enough, but when it comes to Smallville I was all about Kristin Kreuk.

She was in the cult too.

6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

6figs isn’t in the sports universe anymore. He got ejected from the pool business as well. I believe he’s onto a NXIVM cult/grooming collective. Which is weird because I’m not sure how you can be in two different cults at the same time. What happens if reveille barks something contradictory?

It goes to arbitration.

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19 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

6 mill for Arch? They love just making shit up. God they're fucking regarded

aggy shove their turdition talkingpoints in the face of every announcer for every game they play in any sport and dutifully the braindead heads repeat the catalog of falsehoods game after game year after year

the ministry produces a package overnight after each game with the turdition soundbites and video looped for talkiebird and all of the regents who spend their sunday mornings hopped up on viagra for their weekly jar contribution

they will attempt to get the arch=6mil inserted in to the pre-game production notes this season - it's the most pure uncut aggyporn since cart mccry was carried off the field

jars will be filled

17 hours ago, Deej said:

"They'll try to game the conference..."

Like they did to get their first game against us at home?

Like they did when they left a year early to ensure they had the last game at pyle, while simultaneously being allowed to break the contract on exit fees AND keeping the orphan 5 payout from the corn/ralph exit.

They have bitched up a storm the past 2 years and fought our early entry at every turn attempting to foment dissent in the bdf who they themselves raped for money and time just a short dozen years ago.

And the esipn conspiracy gives them a pass WHILE repeating their talking points (lies) about their turditions.

16 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Jesus Christ they cannot stop talking about us coming to the SEC. It’s been 2 fucking years with this shit. They are so fucking concerned. 

it's only going to get worse

they will likely bounce back this year - and they will start foaming at the mouth about how they are going to crown their playoff run next year with an atlanta-clinching beatdown of the evil sips as ordained by god (who is aggy)

but if they just move sideways or god help them crater again - they will collectively lose their minds with unlimited rationalizations that all arrive at the conclusion that Texas is to blame

either way, we've got another 17 months of this

5 hours ago, NoName said:

Just an Nth reminder, they voted in favor of Texas and OU joining lol

not voluntarily

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

not voluntarily

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Hey @RGBIII - want to give some quotes? Not sure whom they want them from, but want to volunteer?

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9 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

She was in the cult too.

 

7 hours ago, cafe society said:

It goes to arbitration.

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So, she went to Aggyland?

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15 hours ago, utee94 said:

Alison Mack was cute enough, but when it comes to Smallville I was all about Kristin Kreuk.

 

 

15 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

She was in the cult too.

Bet Scotty didn’t know that either. 

6 mill for Arch? They love just making shit up. God they're fucking regarded
aggy was repeating 4 mil not long ago. 6 mil seems like the natural embellishment increase that comes with any fairytale as it ages.
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On 7/1/2023 at 6:57 PM, JesusSweatDuck said:
6 mill for Arch? They love just making shit up. God they're fucking regarded

aggy was repeating 4 mil not long ago. 6 mil seems like the natural embellishment increase that comes with any fairytale as it ages.

Just wait until we're paying him $10M a year.  Wait, that's how much they're paying their shitty head coach.

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There is a little life lesson in there somewhere Aggy, might want to think about it.   

You had me, right up to the point where you used aggy and think in the same sentence.
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So for recruiting purposes, all of our guys are way over ranked. But once they hit the field, they are super talented and the team has the talent advantage over everyone and shouldn’t be losing games. 

So for recruiting purposes, all of our guys are way over ranked. But once they hit the field, they are super talented and the team has the talent advantage over everyone and shouldn’t be losing games. 

Yes

Love all the talk of Sark’s past drinking while ignoring how brutally hungover Bilbo looks in every damn picture 😂

So Sark is in trouble if he has a third year in a row with 4 losses. Not SEC caliber.

Losses since 2013 for aggy: 4, 5, 5, 5, 6, 4, 5, 1, 5, 7. 

Needed a COVID shortened 10 game season to avoid hitting the mark in 2020, otherwise aggy is having a good season if they only lose 4. It's a fucking meme.

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22 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Can’t help but read these in Coach O’s voice

Just an Nth reminder, they voted in favor of Texas and OU joining lol

And it may have been posted upthread, but they were told to and like it.

Those posts right there are exactly why the thread title was changed, and I'm loving every minute of it.

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