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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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“Shot through the heart, and ewe’re to blame (baby)

Ewe give love, a bad name.”

4 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

very old school,

ewe ain't nothin but a hound(collie) dog

Hmm. On one hand, they wouldn’t go for black music. But on the other hand they probably think it’s Elvis’ song. 

14 minutes ago, SuperSport said:

It needs to be this, for so many reasons.

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It's been 10 minutes since I originally read your post. With all due respect, fuck you.

When I think about ewe I touch myself

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Lulz ... didn't quite expect this. 

Ewe guys are pretty good :-))

 

 

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz ... didn't quite expect this. 

Ewe guys are pretty good :-))

 

 

Ewe ain't seen nothing yet...

 

Oh, but they do, Karen, they do.  Just not in the way you meant it.

 

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27 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.

 

 

 

A person is only worth their word if they can't be trusted???? Or believed in???

I think we've just discovered the root of aggy failure to be honest and moral...they don't understand words, or their meaning.

23 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

A person is only worth their word if they can't be trusted???? Or believed in???

I think we've just discovered the root of aggy failure to be honest and moral...they don't understand words, or their meaning.

Ummm, it's a Bama fan not aggy. 

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Yes, Bama players have all the integrity. They never took a dime or flipped from another school. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Also, aggy moron, your pool party is well attended because you pay the kids to be there. JFC.

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.

 

 

 

I applaud the guy for attempting to use punctuation. Good job, good effort. 

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.

 

 

 

To be fair if you were a parent I'd hope you wouldn't want to send your kid to play under Hugh "makes high school girls change in front of him" Freeze but that's a different conversation

19 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hmm. On one hand, they wouldn’t go for black music. But on the other hand they probably think it’s Elvis’ song. 

This is non-fiction to them.

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I Wanna Be With Ewe Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac was rattling in my head this morning.

4 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I Wanna Be With Ewe Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac was rattling in my head this morning.

Impressive. Tell us more about your new lady friend/dude friend, Chopper. This thread needs some screeds on burgeoning love affairs. 

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Impressive. Tell us more about your new lady friend/dude friend, Chopper. This thread needs some screeds on burgeoning love affairs.

If I think back it may have been because I heard the song yesterday.OR I may have been thinking about sheep who've committed to the jump. Either version is acceptable.

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We cannot forget the 1972 Classic song by the group "Gallery" "Its No Nice To Be With Ewe".

55 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

We cannot forget the 1972 Classic song by the group "Gallery" "Its No Nice To Be With Ewe".

I believe we can and have.

I wonder how boring of a life does someone must have to be amused by this kind of shit.

12 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I wonder how boring of a life does [sic] someone must have to be amused by this kind of shit.

One would have to be as bored as a football fan in the offseason with no recent big recruit commitments. Maybe even one whose kids have Harry Potter on TV yet again. 🤘

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2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Waltz across Texas with ewe gored by my horns...

FIFM, 

So is there no chatter or absurd optimism coming from this past weekends happenings in collie station? Awfully dull in here since Friday. 

15 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

One would have to be as bored as a football fan in the offseason with no recent big recruit commitments. Maybe even one whose kids have Harry Potter on TV yet again. 🤘

Thanks for helping make my point.

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