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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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How convenient he is using the better conference argument.  Say it damn it, the SEC was the bag money conference since they were all willing to openly cheat and no teams in that conference had a problem doing it. The thing is bag money was relatively cheap. NIL has leveled the field and now Texas, Oregon and USC and some other schools will be able to compete.

By the way Aggy is still at a disadvantage because they are not the State of Texas flagship school.

All they have to do is just win.  If only they would have realized that 100 years ago.

13 minutes ago, Yesh said:

All they have to do is just win.  If only they would have realized that 100 84 years ago.

They gave it to you and you got it wrong.

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Too bad they do not play in the SEC and are even further away from DFW than swamp aggy. 

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8 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

What's the context for that first aggy screenshot?  Who is "they" calling Arch a bust?

Don't try to understand it.  Just realize these people make shit up constantly to satiate their pea brains.

28 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

What's the context for that first aggy screenshot?  Who is "they" calling Arch a bust?

Because some sub from Orange bloods called Arch a bust. Message board genius posted it & aggy ran with it It took it to their board

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"Who the hell is scared of A&M?"

 

certainly not Appalachian State, and probably not the 8 (!) teams that finished ahead of them in the Sun Belt last year

8 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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The tears for this one will be epic.

This dumbshits don't seem to realize that it's going to end their loyalty points, yet.

Here's the thing, I think the loyalty points thing will hurt them more than it hurts us. So I veiw this as a net positive. 

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Aw this is just precious

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His small business is greeting out of state visitors on game day and making sure they can find their seats.   

I'm going to go with Corn Nuts importer/exporter

Wow. Dig up those old tweets/posts about how this was ironclad back when it was first released & put it next to this tweet. Shot --> chaser.

14 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

His small business is greeting out of state visitors on game day and making sure they can find their seats.   

His yelp reviews are off the charts 30,000 5 star reviews

I'm imagining that poster as some Old Army Ag that sent a short term employment offer at or slightly above minimum wage and is perplexed why he didn't receive any response (i.e., I would have killed for $15/hour when I was in college in the 60's)

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Shut the fuck up Gaby.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Could they class action to get refunds? That would be hilarious?

It would be fucking bizarre if they weren't all given an option for refunds. I'm guessing they'll press hard to those people  and offer 2 or 3x loyalty points to keep their donation, however. At least that's what i'd do. 

 

2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

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Yep, I'm sure getting not one but two of the highest rated QBs of all time, including one from football royalty, will really hurt our QB recruiting in 2024 and 2025. Not sure how we'll ever get commitments from QBs those years. Oh wait.

Dumb fucks. 

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Regarding playing national championship teams, Is bragging about losing 9 out of 13 games a flex?

How many fcs schools did they play during that time? How many did the Horns? Toughest schedule my ass.

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Was waiting for them to blame this on Joe Biden. Made my day.

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So, to sum this up, in a decade that has been an embarrassment to Longhorn fans, A&M has slightly outperformed us, a loss in the SEC takes more coaching ability than two wins in the Big 12 cuz the SEC is so awesome, and Quinn and Arch are both overrated, although Arch is more overrated than Quinn. At least mostly,

And did I mention that the SEC is awesome?  

2 hours ago, deft said:

Regarding playing national championship teams, Is bragging about losing 9 out of 13 games a flex?

 

 

They lose the best games. It’s their only recourse. “How do we turn losing into winning?”

1) Brag about who beat them

2) Brag about winning hypothetical games

I love how they throw out the NIL payment amounts, as if they are ironclad facts. 4.5 million for Ewers. 2 million for Simmons. And these clowns wonder why they might have issues with the IRS? 

If we played in the $EC then fuckface would still be our coach.  Guy got bored preparing for those dipshit offenses. 

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15 hours ago, Foosters said:

Was waiting for them to blame this on Joe Biden. Made my day.

Thank you for flagging that. Perfect TexAgs content.

OK, I'm ready for the aggy takes of "Can't believe he committed to Sark/tu."

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THE BEST you say. 

 

Fuck yes, Tom Hiddleston's Voice — Well, I guess that's worth a look.

http://www.dantanna.com/

 

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It looks like 1997 threw up on on a tope placemat. In true Jurassic Park style, this motherfucker spared no expense.

 

The aggy tears are espescially flavorful after the last few years of A&M screaming from the mountain tops about that "program changing signing class" . Same type of energy as Mets fans screaming about "Uncle Stevie" coming to outspend everyone and bring them back to relevance. 

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