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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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Watching Liucci edit prior season records and game outcomes and then speak about the changes as some kind of reality for himself and his patrons is like watching a master chef or artist at the height of their capabilities. It's just beautiful, man. And surreal. 

Liucci is already out there announcing that the aggies really aren't banged up and then talking up a 3rd string WR transfer from D2. Neither of those are good signs for them. 

 

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I will be interested in what Jimbo Fisher says. There was a thread that said Evan Stewart was hurt. Stewart is not hurt. Other schools can take that and run with it. Guys will be banged up. They will have knicks and bruises that keep them out. Those things accumulate. I don’t consider that to be a banged-out football team. They had guys out at safety, but we saw that depth.

It was a banged-out football team after App State, Billy.

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Lulz.  No idea of credibility ... but I choose to belive!

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.  No idea of credibility ... but I choose to belive!

 

 

 

 

@RGBIII said it was one of the DBs knocking Moose out. Either way, oof.

9 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.  No idea of credibility ... but I choose to belive!

 

 

 

 

Please let this be true, please.  

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2 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

 

Haha, always winning the games that were never played.

Woulda/coulda/shoulda

 

From Tiger Droppings:

 

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From Harris' insta today

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1 minute ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Haha, always winning the games that were never played.

Woulda/coulda/shoulda

They are going up on the stadium wall as I type this.

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

From Tiger Droppings:

 

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From Harris' insta today

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This is the least surprising thing ever.  What a waste of talent.

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2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

From Tiger Droppings:

 

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From Harris' insta today

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What a fucking idiot

18 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Haha, always winning the games that were never played.

Woulda/coulda/shoulda

All time champs of every conference they aren't in

 
From Tiger Droppings:
 
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From Harris' insta today
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Journey through the renowned Louisiana prison system?
1 hour ago, Big Woodrows said:

 

aggy is the GOAT when it comes to completely imaginary championships

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2 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:

 

This will be TexAgs fact in 24 hours.  

But if A&M hadn't left for the SEC, they wouldn't have gotten most of their good recruits over the last 10 years, because who would want to play in the BDF.

 

So they still wouldn't have won shit.

2 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:

 

Hot take: Billy Liucci would probably have four species of intestinal parasites had modern medicine not existed.

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Hot take: there would be even more gifs of Liucci taking a cartoon cock down his throat if they had stayed in the Big 12. 

The ags have only managed to win 33% of games actually played against Texas, but they've won 100% of games never played.

Just now, utee94 said:

The ags have only managed to win 33% of games actually played against Texas, but they've won 100% of games never played.

They were too busy attempting to save the free world from SMU cheerleaders. 

25 minutes ago, Deej said:

Hot take: there would be even more gifs of Liucci taking a cartoon cock down his throat if they had stayed in the Big 12. 

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3 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

From Tiger Droppings:

 

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From Harris' insta today

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Denver, are you there?

Yes. Who is this?

It's me, savior god. I've heard your prayers for guidance through your journey.

Oh, thank you savior god! What wisdom do you have for me?!

Listen closely, my son. Are you ready?

Yes savior god!

Quit smoking pot, you dumb mother fucker.

 

 

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4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Watching Liucci edit prior season records and game outcomes and then speak about the changes as some kind of reality for himself and his patrons is like watching a master chef or artist at the height of their capabilities. It's just beautiful, man. And surreal. 

Liucci is already out there announcing that the aggies really aren't banged up and then talking up a 3rd string WR transfer from D2. Neither of those are good signs for them. 

 

I just watched the Manziel Netflix special and man Looch has been hard on his body.

1 hour ago, Yesh said:

But if A&M hadn't left for the SEC, they wouldn't have gotten most of their good recruits over the last 10 years, because who would want to play in the BDF.

 

So they still wouldn't have won shit.

Bottom line is they have never won shit. So all they can do is imagine shit they would have won.

11 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Bottom line is they have never won shit. So all they can do is imagine shit they would have won.

To be fair, statistically speaking, aggy has won more games in most other parallel universes

12 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Bottom line is they have never won shit. So all they can do is imagine shit they would have won.

…and brag about how good the teams are that beat them.

But if A&M hadn't left for the SEC, they wouldn't have gotten most of their good recruits over the last 10 years, because who would want to play in the BDF.
 
So they still wouldn't have won shit.
Counter argument, their best overall year in the SEC was with Big12 recruits. Not sure any of Rumlin's transition class recruits played any meaningful snaps in '12.
1 hour ago, ousux said:
3 hours ago, Yesh said:
But if A&M hadn't left for the SEC, they wouldn't have gotten most of their good recruits over the last 10 years, because who would want to play in the BDF.
 
So they still wouldn't have won shit.

Counter argument, their best overall year in the SEC was with Big12 recruits. Not sure any of Rumlin's transition class recruits played any meaningful snaps in '12.

same for Mizzou

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2 hours ago, Boss Hogg said:

I just watched the Manziel Netflix special and man Looch has been hard on his body.

No doubt, and Looch has been hard on his own body as well.  

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How do they so consistently describe themselves in attempt to describe us?

e.g. last year's locker room 

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6 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

How do they so consistently describe themselves in attempt to describe us?

e.g. last year's locker room 

Their projection skills are unmatched. It’s uncanny.

10 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

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How do they so consistently describe themselves in attempt to describe us?

e.g. last year's locker room 

Nah man, they didn't have bad culture, just a bad case of the flu

1 minute ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Nah man, they didn't have bad culture, just a bad case of the flu

I wouldn't wish that strain on anyone... 

1 hour ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Nah man, they didn't have bad culture, just a bad case of the flu

I heard it was pink eye

1 hour ago, TotallyLegit said:

I heard it was pink eye

That’s pretty shitty

You know football season is close when texags goes from “just get him to the pool party” to “just get him to a game at Kyle”

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Someone please tell me the job we got Hills dad again? Literally something I’ve only seen and heard over at texags. 
 

I can tell you the difference between right and wrong. Right is following the letter of the law that exchanges promotion and marketing services, outlined in a contract with actual milestone requirements, for money. The contract is then executed by both parties, and milestones are confirmed before release of funds. 
 

the wrong way is building Brownlow-Dindy’s dad a church. 

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It's funny that they say that stuff while we're still operating under 501c3 while theirs got disbanded because they knew they couldn't legitimately operate under it.

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"Funny how everyone always does what they accuse others of doing" should be the official motto of texags.

 

Those idiots make me weep for the future of humanity.

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28 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

"Funny how everyone always does what they accuse others of doing" should be the official motto of texags.

 

As a very relevant TV show for College Station put it

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A big sign that you're doing things the right way is when the party receiving the funds pays income tax on said funds.  

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