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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I am predicting Miami or Auburn for the "early setback", followed by October.... you know what happens in October. 

Octoberish schedule:
Bama, Tennessee, SCar, and Ole Miss on November 4th. 

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You think Aggie would remember at least one hostile B12 stadium

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Catching up on this thread I'm torn on who's more aggy. Tortilla tossers are giving goner a run for the money.

Gotta' love the "Banks hasn't blocked anybody" (Gave up zero sacks to how many 1st rounders last year??).  Meanwhile, Reuben Fatheree was getting abused by App. State's DE over and over.

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Gotta' love the "Banks hasn't blocked anybody" (Gave up zero sacks to how many 1st rounders last year??).  Meanwhile, Reuben Fatheree was getting abused by App. State's DE over and over.

Will Anderson

Tyree Wilson

Will McDonald IV

Felix Anudike-Uzomah

Sure they're all 1st rounders. But only one of them was SEC good. Though admittedly Tyree was also SEC good at one point in time

6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Nobody wins at night in The 'Shoe.

That atmosphere was every bit as hostile as this one will be.

Hell, The Tacklebox in 2011 was probably more hostile. Anyone remember how that turned out?

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One of the best Mack Brown quotes, upon being asked about playing at night in the Horseshoe: "We've played in nice places before." Perfect response.

1 hour ago, TheAuditor said:

You think Aggie would remember at least one hostile B12 stadium

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9 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

One of the best Mack Brown quotes, upon being asked about playing at night in the Horseshoe: "We've played in nice places before." Perfect response.

That was the best version of Mack.  VY swag and Studdard no fucks given attitude had worn off on him.

Well he was killing himself out there on the crootin trail. You don’t do that and get to keep your swagger, no sir.

*gomer for the above post

Just in case anyone was confused

Bama and their fans literally sucked banks dick after he did so well last year. But then again aggy gonna aggy and say he sucks because well sheep cum makes them hallucinate 

15 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

Man, the word was right in front of you in the post above yours. Invronment [sic] probably had a red line under it. And. You. Went. To. College.

Poor Aggie

he got tired of seeing all those red squiggly lines and had his kid turn off spell check.

14 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Bama and their fans literally sucked banks dick after he did so well last year. But then again aggy gonna aggy and say he sucks because well sheep cum makes them hallucinate 

literally?

10 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Ah yes, everyone is aware of our neutral site game annually against Kansas in Lawrence, KS. Definitely not a road game.

The funny thing with this whole Bama is going to run it down our throats. Bama couldn't run the ball down the throats of fucking Middle Tenneesse State last week.

30 rushes from the RBs for 136 yards and a 4.53 per average carry. The return essentially the same WRs that our DBs had no trouble stopping all game long. The difference in their offense last year was two 1st round picks in Young and Gibbs.

What a bunch of dipshits.  Texas knows nothing about playing Alabama, despite playing them just last year, and to a 1-pt game no less.

And only manly macho teams with SEC-ready talent can hope to match up to Alabama, for example the ags, who lost to Appalachian State last year.

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If we are extrapolating the last few years of performance and applying it to results in the next few weeks, what does that mean for the aggies?
 

 “Past performance is not indicative of future results”

They are expending a lot of time and energy trying to convince themselves that it's going to be a blowout.

I'm pretty resolved to a loss, but I feel like we're playing with house money.

I think the average aggie will have more anxiety about this game than Alabama or us.

If we do win, I cant wait for the threads that say “Sip won by 5, so that means we will win by 20!”

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These people are clinically insane.

If we do win, I cant wait for the threads that say “Sip won by 5, so that means we will win by 20!”

If we win it will mean bama isn’t good anymore.
2 hours ago, Yuk said:

They are expending a lot of time and energy trying to convince themselves that it's going to be a blowout.

I'm pretty resolved to a loss, but I feel like we're playing with house money.

I think the average aggie will have more anxiety about this game than Alabama or us.

They’re scared absolutely shitless that Texas is gonna win. You can tell by them shifting the echo chamber into high gear convincing themselves we have no chance. Even though it’s pretty logical looking at both teams since last years game that Texas should be improved and bama should be diminished. Texas is going to win this game….bottom line idgaf about all the noise. 

I for one am thankful the aggys joined the sec before us and started picking off recruits left and right so Bama isn’t as tough as they used to be because guys that normally wanted to win a natty in Bama chose the metropolis in B/CS and fucking jimbos wife instead.  
 

thanks ags 

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I think we’ve been producing overlooked talent. Funny how we, as a school where talent goes to die, have developed players into successful NFLers more than so many other schools that don’t have that reputation.

20 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

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I think we’ve been producing overlooked talent. Funny how we, as a school where talent goes to die, have developed players into successful NFLers more than so many other schools that don’t have that reputation.

Saw a stat where of that 30, 10 are UFA. 

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11 hours ago, Horn117 said:

These people are clinically insane.

That’s the result of pinheads breeding with waterheads.

Saw a stat where of that 30, 10 are UFA. 

Not surprised, that was the source of my overlooked comment. The goal is to draft players that succeed and teams took busts instead of our guys that succeed.

The spin will be that 10 of our former players were talented enough to make an NFL roster but didn't develop at Texas enough to get drafted. 

1 hour ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

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I think we’ve been producing overlooked talent. Funny how we, as a school where talent goes to die, have developed players into successful NFLers more than so many other schools that don’t have that reputation.

Wild how a reputation can completely ignore facts.  I bet if you asked the average college football fan who has more players in the league currently, 80%+ would guess aggy over us.

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27 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

The spin will be that 10 of our former players were talented enough to make an NFL roster but didn't develop at Texas enough to get drafted. 

The “Texas doesn’t develop talent” honks are going to have to find some new material here shortly. Texas is about to have 7+ guys go in the 2024 draft and might have the most drafted of any team in the country in this cycle. 

I’d like to think that the data will bring that shit to a halt, but I also know there are flat-earthers and l saw a guy jogging with a mask on this morning in my neighborhood, so it’s probably wishful thinking. There are stupid people everywhere and certainly a high concentration of them covering college football. 

The “Texas doesn’t develop talent” honks are going to have to find some new material here shortly. Texas is about to have 7+ guys go in the 2024 draft and might have the most drafted of any team in the country in this cycle. 
I’d like to think that the data will bring that shit to a halt, but I also know there are flat-earthers and l saw a guy jogging with a mask on this morning in my neighborhood, so it’s probably wishful thinking. There are stupid people everywhere and certainly a high concentration of them covering college football. 

I agree. Wins and draft numbers follow all the process stuff the coaches can control like recruiting & coaching, etc.

Sark has been doing everything right, and the wins will follow and the draft stats will follow those.

There is something to be said for the value that stability and consistency in a football staff brings. Similar to having a healthy program full of upperclassmen.
56 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


I agree. Wins and draft numbers follow all the process stuff the coaches can control like recruiting & coaching, etc.

Sark has been doing everything right, and the wins will follow and the draft stats will follow those.

There is something to be said for the value that stability and consistency in a football staff brings. Similar to having a healthy program full of upperclassmen.

Very true, and half of this board would have fired Sark and the DC after the first season.

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The “Texas doesn’t develop talent” honks are going to have to find some new material here shortly. Texas is about to have 7+ guys go in the 2024 draft and might have the most drafted of any team in the country in this cycle. 

I’d like to think that the data will bring that shit to a halt, but I also know there are flat-earthers and l saw a guy jogging with a mask on this morning in my neighborhood, so it’s probably wishful thinking. There are stupid people everywhere and certainly a high concentration of them covering college football. 

 

1 hour ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


I agree. Wins and draft numbers follow all the process stuff the coaches can control like recruiting & coaching, etc.

Sark has been doing everything right, and the wins will follow and the draft stats will follow those.

There is something to be said for the value that stability and consistency in a football staff brings. Similar to having a healthy program full of upperclassmen.

Unfortunately, if Sark doesn't kick his namesake, they'll just flip the narrative to the inverse and say "Texas doesn't win despite the talent they produce." Which is nothing new: this has been a common tale since 2009 given the dissonance between Texas' recruiting rankings and lack of on-field success.

It’s astonishing to me how much they “know” about the Rice game. I have not seen one single snap from their game, and have never once considered it. The obsession is fucking insane! 

Believe me - the aggy consortium will be watching our game with Bama, with more “interest” than they do their own 2:30 game vs Miami. The icing on the cake, is if Miami actually wins. They are so delusional that each error by the Horns tomorrow night will be magnified on their boards.

Hook’em!!!

A lot riding tomorrow. Imagine a world where we go into opening nfl Sunday after watching aggy get beat by Miami and then watching Texas best bama. Pretty sweet. But then imagine a world where it’s reverse. Not good. There is about to be a multiverse split between these two worlds and I damn sure hope that tomorrow morning I wake up in the first version of my story.

1 hour ago, brojangles2 said:

It’s astonishing to me how much they “know” about the Rice game. I have not seen one single snap from their game, and have never once considered it. The obsession is fucking insane! 

They probably didn't watch a single snap of the Alabama game, because that was not an OL that was dominant at all. Our defense has a major advantage over the Alabama offense.

DL vs OL = advantage Texas, we can play 10+ deep

LB vs RB = couldn't run that well against Middle Tennessee State, not much in the passing game either

DB vs WR = They return pretty much the same bunch of WRs last year that our DBs smothered.

OC vs DC = Kwiatkowski has the personnel he has dreamed about since he took over the Texas job. The ND guy is mid.

Their lone WC is their QB, who turned the ball over 3 times last year against aggy in his lone start against somewhat equal talent.

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They probably didn't watch a single snap of the Alabama game, because that was not an OL that was dominant at all. Our defense has a major advantage over the Alabama offense.
DL vs OL = advantage Texas, we can play 10+ deep
LB vs RB = couldn't run that well against Middle Tennessee State, not much in the passing game either
DB vs WR = They return pretty much the same bunch of WRs last year that our DBs smothered.
OC vs DC = Kwiatkowski has the personnel he has dreamed about since he took over the Texas job. The ND guy is mid.
Their lone WC is their QB, who turned the ball over 3 times last year against aggy in his lone start against somewhat equal talent.

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27 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Sooo can we change this back to the aggy thread? Let this thread live it's best life

Agreed. aggy thread and LSU cry baby bullshit thread should be separated. 

Tonight’s screenshots are going to be a delicious elixir.

30 minutes ago, deft said:

Tonight’s screenshots are going to be a delicious elixir.

Don’t jinx this shit

Someone please find a post from Looch. 

Can't wait to see the recap of his video show this week.

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