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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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2 minutes ago, nnm said:

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At my boys' soccer games yesterday there were aggy shirts, shorts, hats, visors, etc as far as the eye could see. Same on week 1.  Decent Texas showing as well. It'll be fun to compare next week 🤘🏼

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Aggy created their own problem now that they need a new HC. Because of their ridiculous buyout for Jimbo other teams have done the same, especially for anyone they would deem worthy.

Jimbos number might be 77M, but throw on his assistant buyouts and buying out the next coaches contract and they are looking in the $100M neighborhood.

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3 minutes ago, nnm said:

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That is uncut dope. Holy shit. 

Also, I like how he attempts to isolate the problems to the football program. No, fella, that’s not all there is to it.  Damned near their entire sports institution is representative of simple, unadulterated, persistent failure. Those idiots should wake up everyday thanking God for a brief but excellent run in track and field. 

14 minutes ago, nnm said:

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3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That is uncut dope. Holy shit. 

Also, I like how he attempts to isolate the problems to the football program. No, fella, that’s not all there is to it.  Damned near their entire sports institution is representative of simple, unadulterated, persistent failure. Those idiots should wake up everyday thanking God for a brief but excellent run in track and field. 

Seriously. And I never would have had “John Sharp is a democrat” on my bingo card, but it perfectly illustrates your point. They will distort reality to the extreme to make their excuses. They’d insist revelie isn’t a dog if it meant they could avoid facing their failure. 

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Concur. The “Sharp is a Democrat” is just the chef’s kiss on such a lovely meltdown post.

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My favorite thing from the weekend other than our win, was aggy figuring out that Petrino is calling Jimbo's playbook.

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“Pathetic is not excepting reality.”

 

lol uphauling 

 

I nominate that for next Aggie recruiting thread title  

Aggie Recruiting 2025-Excepting reality 

 

 

37 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

My favorite thing from the weekend other than our win, was aggy figuring out that Petrino is calling Jimbo's playbook.

At jimbo’s pace

24 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

“Pathetic is not excepting reality.”

 

lol uphauling 

 

I nominate that for next Aggie recruiting thread title  

Aggie Recruiting 2025-Excepting reality 

 

 

Will have to be for ‘26 because ‘25 is already aptly named

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Some found joy yesterday, some found disappointment, but yesterday was so bad, this aggy found Jesus.

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1 minute ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Some found joy yesterday, some found disappointment, but yesterday was so bad, this aggy found Jesus.

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I imagine “Geezus Christ” was muttered many times yesterday in aggyland  …

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Being an aggie is like bundling your car insurance. You get culture war, politics, jesus AND football all in one sad, underachieving package.

I'm massively hungover this morning and don't even care.

Rehydrating with pint after pint of aggy tears.

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3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

and a 76 million dollar buyout...

What this tweet fails to acknowledge is iff A&M won all of their 2-posession losses this season, they'd be 2-0. They're knocking at the door

9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

and a 76 million dollar buyout...

And this is why I was shocked at the guys calling that game attempting to paint it as a Miami statement win. Guess that’s their job though. 

12 hours ago, hookemATL said:

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Actually Jimblo...our win was on the road, and until last night no team had ever beaten Saban at home during his Alabama tenure by double digits.  Last time Saban lost at home by 10+ was when he was at LSU in 2003.

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By the way, there is an excessive amount of screenshots I'll be posting today courtesy of @Longhornfrenzy. Pace yourselves as to not OD on aggy tears. Also sorry in advance for not adding spoiler tag to any of them.

Has there ever been a CFB fanbase that called for the firing of their HC or DC simply because a team in a DIFFERENT conference won a game that their team wasn't involved in?[emoji1787][emoji1787]

It wasn't just a single poster repeating themselves, they truly are more concerned with our win vs their loss on the same day.

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As far as I can tell Billy Liucci has zero posts or tweets since right after the aggy game yesterday. He’s either offed himself or he’s desperately trying to figure out how to spin this. 

3 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

As far as I can tell Billy Liucci has zero posts or tweets since right after the aggy game yesterday. He’s either offed himself or he’s desperately trying to figure out how to spin this. 

Does anyone know his address to call in a welfare check? He’s probably in Miami though. 

9 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

As far as I can tell Billy Liucci has zero posts or tweets since right after the aggy game yesterday. He’s either offed himself or he’s desperately trying to figure out how to spin this. 

He's replied to stuff. For example:

 

 

55 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I'm massively hungover this morning and don't even care.

Rehydrating with pint after pint of aggy tears.

 

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30 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

As far as I can tell Billy Liucci has zero posts or tweets since right after the aggy game yesterday. He’s either offed himself or he’s desperately trying to figure out how to spin this. 

Check his replies on the X it's fucking hilarious.

He is all in his feelings 

 

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32 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

As far as I can tell Billy Liucci has zero posts or tweets since right after the aggy game yesterday. He’s either offed himself or he’s desperately trying to figure out how to spin this. 

 

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1 hour ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Some found joy yesterday, some found disappointment, but yesterday was so bad, this aggy found Jesus.

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I can guarantee you he didn't like what he found yesterday. It was a Jesus that had consumed too many beverages and simultaneously overdosed on aggy tears. 

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The two posts that made me lol:

the texags app needs a breathilyzer 

Back to the Fran years from whence you came!

 

just absolute gold.

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1 hour ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Some found joy yesterday, some found disappointment, but yesterday was so bad, this aggy found Jesus.

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Good message... bizarre journey.

Gotta read the thread and replies in Amanda Atwell’s post. It has the full series of exchanges between Looch and Marty F. That’s the good stuff. 

Yep. The excuse when aggy loses to Bama is already being prepared. Apparently it was prepared before the season even started. 

 

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Thank you all for your efforts.

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"Short answer is yes.

But what else are they supposed to do? They'd be out of business if they were honest about the real state of the program."

23 minutes ago, nnm said:

Yep. The excuse when aggy loses to Bama is already being prepare. Apparently it was prepared before the season even started. 

 

So aggy will face a worse qb when they play bama?

There is still hope!

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My favorites are the idiots who run to the team message board to post that they're done watching aTm for good this time and though they've been asked to donate to help buyout Jimbo they absolutely refuse. I feel those rush warmly through my veins.

 

26 minutes ago, nnm said:

Yep. The excuse when aggy loses to Bama is already being prepare. Apparently it was prepared before the season even started. 

 

Always looking for an asterisk.

Beck Beckham is a regard. Thanks for giving Looch exactly what he was looking for. 

2 hours ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Some found joy yesterday, some found disappointment, but yesterday was so bad, this aggy found Jesus.

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aggy football: excepting Christ into your heart

I didn’t see a single at post before the game that they expected we’d be bama bc bama is trash and this is the worst bama team under saban . But yet now that we won all those things are apparently the truth? Lol. I hope bama rolls this year

2 hours ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Some found joy yesterday, some found disappointment, but yesterday was so bad, this aggy found Jesus.

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What on earth is this? 

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