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Poooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrr aaaaaggggggggggggggyyyyyyyyyyyssss!!!!!!!

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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2 hours ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

As far as I can tell Billy Liucci has zero posts or tweets since right after the aggy game yesterday. He’s either offed himself or he’s desperately trying to figure out how to spin this. 

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does anyone know his address to call in a welfare check? He’s probably in Miami though. 

Probably got eaten & spit out by a shark off South Beach overnight.

Who should be Jimbo’s replacement?

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The hardest division in sports … isn’t?

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6 hours ago, Armybrat said:
16 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

 

All things considered, it was a pretty good outcome for the Fightin' Texas Aggies

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Love how looch has proclaimed Weigman to be 'that dude'.   Only two games in, but seems King found life after Jimbo to be OK.  

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takeaway from previous page...good lord the difference in tone between aggy posts and ou/alabama posters is 🤣🤣🤣

 

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Oh Rumlin, aggy misses that that sweet swag. At least some of them do, others think aggy don’t need no swag and if you do, go up to “that corch in Colorado.”  Hmmm. What do Sumlin and Prime have in common?  Can’t quite put my finger on why neither would be welcome in the Station ….IMG_1999.thumb.jpeg.6092271b40f07ba571361cf5d482e16f.jpegIMG_2001.thumb.jpeg.302ff922d589fd4c733fc0af5fe2f223.jpeg

 

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3 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

He's replied to stuff. For example:

 

 

I assume he's asking for the Looch44 to be released? 

Early season setback. Time to get the coaster headed back up!

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“This ag team has proven it can rebound and they will”

oh yeah?  When have they proven that?  The lsu game when you were 4-7 and the entire game plan was to hand the ball off to a guy that is now in the nfl?

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2 hours ago, PTINS said:

Thank you all for your efforts.

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"We haven't won a conference title since TexAgs was formed" is absolute perfection. That should be the tagline for the next aggy recruiting thread.

I haven't seem this one posted yet, and if it has, I do not apologize.

 

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6 hours ago, nnm said:

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The absolute best part of reading this as a Texas fan is that even though he's close to understanding reality, he's still completely bought in to their bullshit mythology and doesn't even realize it. 

The giveaway is the sentence saying their alumni base "(has) been taught and for the most part constantly display discipline, strive, hunger and resolve in all facets of their personal and professional lives." Aside from the grammatical errors and logical incongruencies it shows that just like the rest of them he really deep down thinks they're special. I've met plenty of good and hard-working Aggies, but I've also learned they have more than their share of incompetent and lazy buffoons.

Where he's right is that Billy Liucci is symbolically the reason they have always sucked. "Pay me money to tell you how wonderful and special A&M is and by extension how wonderful and special you are." You never have to prove it, you just have to say it. 

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How do they think Miami is legit? Self-inflicted mistakes all game, a bunch of injuries already, 115 penalty yards, and Cristobal is their head coach. 

That team has 7-5 or 6-6 written all over them. 

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Our win apparently was the worst thing that happened to aggy yesterday. Worse by far than their own thrashing at the hands of a pedestrian Miami team. The fact Ant Hill made huge plays against Bama was the chef's kiss on a lovely evening. 

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Has anyone checked in on Karen?  She was convinced Jimbo had something special ready for Miami

Lots of comedy gold in the TexAggy tears today, but this one might be my favorite:

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Seriously...they think they're going to come up with $100 million to buy out Jimbo and his assistants, and then another $100 million to lure Coach Prime to Collie Station?

Fuck, and I thought cannabis was illegal in Texas.  They're smoking the REALLY good shit in aggyland.

14 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

How do they think Miami is legit?

Well you see despite all of those errors they were still able to destroy an obviously great aggy team, so they must be pretty special. 

25 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Has anyone checked in on Karen?  She was convinced Jimbo had something special ready for Miami

Karen has left the aggy boards for the eleventh billion time.

I wonder how many opposing coaches talked the recruits into waiting to commit after the Bama/Texas game as a "you will see they aren't any good" kind of gotcha. 

1 hour ago, orangebird said:

Lots of comedy gold in the TexAggy tears today, but this one might be my favorite:

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Fuck, and I thought cannabis was illegal in Texas.  They're smoking the REALLY good shit in aggyland.

And their donors have already wasted a ton of $$ buying the top rated class of all time with zero ROI. I'm guessing some of those guys have to be tired of throwing good money after bad.

1 hour ago, orangebird said:

Lots of comedy gold in the TexAggy tears today, but this one might be my favorite:

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Seriously...they think they're going to come up with $100 million to buy out Jimbo and his assistants, and then another $100 million to lure Coach Prime to Collie Station?

Fuck, and I thought cannabis was illegal in Texas.  They're smoking the REALLY good shit in aggyland.

They have a little something up their sleeve. 15 yr guaranteed contract.  How many superbowls does your corch have? Checkmate ya dumb sip

6 hours ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Some found joy yesterday, some found disappointment, but yesterday was so bad, this aggy found Jesus.

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I take amusing consolation knowing you were sure that Alabama, the sadistic brother that you love and dickride, would drag the dildo-waving, trans-loving nancy-boy Longhorns into their terrifying SEC stadium and give them a demo on how hard the SEC will be for the Longhorns. In short, that you're a fucking idiot.

 

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They keep saying this. I guess all they factor in is recruiting class rankings while ignoring attrition (hemorrhaging) or roster management. Oh yeah, and play on the field.

 

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1 Obviously proves point.

2 Every coach fired that year was the result of fear of that rousing giant in B/CS.

3 We'll find out if it ever happens.

 

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1 Perennial top 5?

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You. Were. Gifted. Two. Touchdowns. To. Start. The. Game.

 

 

 

It’s hilarious that they think we’re making staffing changes based on their “success”

Loochador podcast is up

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7 hours ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

As far as I can tell Billy Liucci has zero posts or tweets since right after the aggy game yesterday. He’s either offed himself or he’s desperately trying to figure out how to spin this. 


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8 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lame roller coaster.  aggy barely got their seatbelts strapped.

It's just an early setback. There's still plenty of time to ratchet up the track.

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1 hour ago, WBT said:

Loochador podcast is up

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Any cliff notes yet?

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Guys, we fired Mack Brown as a direct reaction to watching Johnny Manziel acquire naoch while beating Bama.  So of course, the sole reason for firing our  unlikeable asshole coach that was hated by pretty much everyone and nearly crashed a private jet while on a coke binge was because the aggies almost very nearly made the playoffs in a pandemic-shortened season.   It's not that hard at all. 

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1 hour ago, WBT said:

Loochador podcast is up

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-Starts with his usual rambling monologue about all the plays where aggy sucked and if only they hadn't sucked on those plays then it would have been different.

-People on twitter blaming Billy for overhyping expectations need to get off twitter and bring their ass to the Texags studio to talk about it!  But he's not trying to act tough ot threaten to fight anyone.

-It wasn't a good sign that York was able to win a starting job right away.

-The defense looked slow.  Maybe Durkin is reluctant to blitz because he doesn't want to hang his shaky secondary out to dry.  It seems like Billy is just asking questions.

-The offense might have to score in the 40s to win a lot of their secsecsec games.  O Line will have to get better.

-Miami would be in the top half of the secsecsec, maybe as high as 4th.  They might go 10-2 in the ACC.

-Bama has major issues.  They will lose 3 or 4 games.

Not really his best effort.  Nothing about tu other than the indirect shot at bama.

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17 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Any cliff notes yet?

-Bama sucks

-Miami cheated 

-next year is our year

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So they would have beaten another team they didn't play, and the teams they did play that beat them were the the best in the world.  

Got it.

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Narrator:  She was not done.  

And they didn't fire Jimbo for another 3 years. 

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No way, the weird old lady who thirsts for Ritz Bit would be gone if Ritz Bit left? She's such a loon.

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21 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Any cliff notes yet?

I just flipped it on and we already had this gem:

"this is the most out of conference early season losses for the sec that I can remember, at least for the teams that people think matter...Alabama, LSU, A&M..."

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20 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

nearly crashed a private jet while on a coke binge

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That’s not true kkl. They’ve seen their team roll over and give up lots of times.

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That's some impressive about racing there:

 

Prior to Bama game:

-we don't have the lines to match Bama

-we'll find out what a truly hostile crowd is

-Not ready for the grind of the SEC west.

 

Today

-Bama isn't good

-SEC west is bad this year A&M still has a shot

-Bama's lines are jokes

-This is the worst Bama team of all time

-Bama game is a gimmie win

Oh yeah and I love the Aggie defense is problem but O looks good arguments....

 

You were gift wrapped 10 points and only managed to score 17  points in the 1st half. Then yall scored what 14 points the rest of the game?  Seriously that doesn't sound like a dominant O.

5 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

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Allegedly his wife tried to open the cabin door mid-flight while Tom was on a coke binge. Allegedly. 

Lots of comedy gold in the TexAggy tears today, but this one might be my favorite:
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Seriously...they think they're going to come up with $100 million to buy out Jimbo and his assistants, and then another $100 million to lure Coach Prime to Collie Station?
Fuck, and I thought cannabis was illegal in Texas.  They're smoking the REALLY good shit in aggyland.

A&M bringing Coach Prime to College Station would be the funniest possible scenario. 0% chance he’d be into their lame traditions or the racism (when he inevitably pisses off their administration/donors).

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