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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Lulz. Could you imagine the headlines if aggy paid Jimbo a $77 million buyout after he went 9-3 this year, which would be one of their best seasons in the last 20 years? These yokels have no fucking clue what their program actually is, and it makes them so entertaining. 

8 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Guys.... for reals this time... next year is really the year! 

 

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Oh, so 5-7, to 8-5, to The Year? Guess they're following Big Brother's rebuild model. Too bad their coach is in year 7. 

14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oh, so 5-7, to 8-5, to The Year? Guess they're following Big Brother's rebuild model. Too bad their coach is in year 7. 

I’m starting to see “year 7” pop up a lot. I don’t want to aggie the facts up. Dude is in year 6. 

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m starting to see “year 7” pop up a lot. I don’t want to aggie the facts up. Dude is in year 6. 

I should know better, but I'm literally pulling year 7 becuase it's what they're saying on their boards. So that sounds about right.

23 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

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Need to put the gomer head on there. 

25 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oh, so 5-7, to 8-5, to The Year? Guess they're following Big Brother's rebuild model. Too bad their coach is in year 7. 

Don't care, got Jimbo! 

It was ALWAYS 2024! Year 7! Give Jimbo some time people!

33 minutes ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

So well put by BurntOrangeMan

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Edit: They were never actually so close to the prize. 

1 hour ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Guys.... for reals this time... next year is really the year! 

 

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I see posts like this and 100% assume it's one of us trolling, because it simply has to be.

Then I notice the ag tag.  These people really do think like this.

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Dr RC will be dealt with...

 

Someone with GIF skills put Looch's face or cartoon Clem on Donald's face

11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Edit: They were never actually so close to the prize. 

You are correct. I should remove my rep. But I ain't.

1 hour ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

So well put by BurntOrangeMan

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The only problem is that reference is probably lost on 90% of SEC Rant

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2 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Guys.... for reals this time... next year is really the year! 

 

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Guys, it's always been 2022 2023 2024! 

13 hours ago, deft said:

Bags full of money. Those are words.

That's not a change though.  I think he's talking about trying to do a "we are a church-loving family" thing.   Let's all praaaaaaaise Jesus.  It's a twisted facsimile of Dabos approach, because the old FSU anything goes approach wasn't working with Mom.  Now, there's still the problem of having a bunch of thugs on the team coached by walking HR nightmares.  

2 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

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Don't sell yourself short, aggy.  Hundreds of thousands of aggy have lived and died without that next year coming.

15 hours ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

 

All I saw in my mind's eye listening to every single one of those callers.

 

 

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34 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Don't sell yourself short, aggy.  Hundreds of thousands of aggy have lived and died without that next year coming.

I mean, if you count all the brave ags that died saving our ungrateful asses from Hitler, it has to be closer to a million.

So 2023 is a "throwaway vestige (sic) year" guys. Guess we shouldn't bother trying to win anything since it won't count.

The new narrative just dropped. You see, the Auburn game is the real test of whether aggy's issues are "systemic"

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3 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

That's not a change though.  I think he's talking about trying to do a "we are a church-loving family" thing.   Let's all praaaaaaaise Jesus.  It's a twisted facsimile of Dabos approach, because the old FSU anything goes approach wasn't working with Mom.  Now, there's still the problem of having a bunch of thugs on the team coached by walking HR nightmares.  

Whenever I think of the disciples in the Bible, Jimbo Fisher, Bobby Petrino, Steve Addazio, DJ Durkin, and Dameyune Craig are pretty close to what I imagine.

7 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Guys.... for reals this time... next year is really the year! 

 

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3 hours ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

The new narrative just dropped. You see, the Auburn game is the real test of whether aggy's issues are "systemic"

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A future game is always the measuring point.

Remember how loud they were about having finally put it all together when they upset LSU. 

Putting it all together for the last game of a 5-7 season is genius! That's why we'll never fathom the true greatness of Jimbo.

A&M: From the outside looking in, you couldn't possibly give less of a shit. And from the inside looking out, you're a fucking moron (with my apologies to certified 2%ers). Such is the spirit that can ne'er be told, but simply won't shut up and stop trying until your ears bleed.

6 hours ago, Sejjr said:

I mean, if you count all the brave ags that died saving our ungrateful asses from Hitler, it has to be closer to a million.

What are you talking about?  Those guys were literally the ONLY generation of aggies that saw a championship

41 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

(with my apologies to certified 2%ers).

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10 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Guys.... for reals this time... next year is really the year! 

 

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8-5 or 9-4 is a building year from rock bottom. 
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The new narrative just dropped. You see, the Auburn game is the real test of whether aggy's issues are "systemic"
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I thought the next test was Tarleton State?

Hook’em!!!

Don’t forget the SEC “cupcake week” in November! aggy has selected Abilene Christian this year! During a week where every other conference, besides the SEC, where 50% experience a loss, aggy has ACU. I will not look up the others as a “sample size”, but it’s an FCS comparison.

Hook’em!!!

Never forget - the year JFF won the Heisman, aggy played TWO FCS schools!

Hook’em!!!

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Walked into my local brewery here in Raleigh after a group run wearing a UT shirt and go up to order a beer, two middle aged men next to me.

One says "Hook 'em" and the other says "Oh God another t-sip" then asked me if I was actually from Texas. Holy shit, aggy really is just like they are on the internet.

Walked into my local brewery here in Raleigh after a group run wearing a UT shirt and go up to order a beer, two middle aged men next to me.
One says "Hook 'em" and the other says "Oh God another t-sip" then asked me if I was actually from Texas. Holy shit, aggy really is just like they are on the internet.

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7 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


Username either did or didn’t check out?

They worked in healthcare and I was born at Houston Methodist. They didn't ask where I grew up after that nugget.

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Remember this?  Lulz.

 

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A future game is always the measuring point.
Remember how loud they were about having finally put it all together when they upset LSU. 
Putting it all together for the last game of a 5-7 season is genius! That's why we'll never fathom the true greatness of Jimbo.
A&M: From the outside looking in, you couldn't possibly give less of a shit. And from the inside looking out, you're a fucking moron (with my apologies to certified 2%ers). Such is the spirit that can ne'er be told, but simply won't shut up and stop trying until your ears bleed.

What is their net present value on a 10-3 season and what is their required rate of return?

Legend is a “daily Legend” on the PF Show! Definitely a Bama supporter, that calls in daily. I’d like to work for him when younger, as he’s “lit” by 4:00 local time! The day is done, so he could call into Pawl’s show!!! Half of those callers are DRUNK by 3:00 Eastern, just waiting on hold to get on the show!

Hook’em!!!

14 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I'd like to go on a coke bender with Legend. He has me fired up lol 

I bet Dr. Mel would have some killer weed

38 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Remember this?  Lulz.

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The camera that captured this photo was about 3 feet off the ground when the photo snapped this.

I would like to see a 5’9” photographer used to follow the ag football team. Doesn’t have to be a 6’3” photographer, a 5’9” man or woman would do.

43 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Remember this?  Lulz.

 

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You just know someone makes a killing selling maroon carpet in BCS

Looks like a South American or African Dictator coming off his plane.

Hook’em!!!

 

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6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

The camera that captured this photo was about 3 feet off the ground when the photo snapped this.

I would like to see a 5’9” photographer used to follow the ag football team. Doesn’t have to be a 6’3” photographer, a 5’9” man or woman would do.

 

 

 

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Remember this?  Lulz.
 
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Looks the midget beetlejuice from coco bongos just landed.
11 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

The only problem is that reference is probably lost on 90% of SEC Rant

"Who you callin' a sissy!"

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