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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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2 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

 

They've also managed to infect a significant portion of other bottomfeeding SEC fans with said dumbfucktitude, if a few random perusals of secrant is any indication.

SECrant was already full of dumbfuckitude long before the ags chose to change daddies.  The smart option is to completely avoid it.

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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40 minutes ago, utee94 said:

SECrant was already full of dumbfuckitude long before the ags chose to change daddies.  The smart option is to completely avoid it.

God yes.  I mean I occasionally peruse for laughs, just like texags.

5 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

That Auburn player should’ve knocked the little turd on his ass. 
 

What a dope… 

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What happened there? 
I missed that.

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15 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

What happened there? 
I missed that.

Jimbo was the 12th moron on the field.  

15 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

What happened there? 
I missed that.

Jimbo claims that he thought the play was dead. I think it’s more likely that  he ran on to the field so the refs would blow it dead. 

jfc …… aggy cartoons just draw themselves.

Even Woody Hayes wasn’t that stupid.

 

11 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Jimbo claims that he thought the play was dead. I think it’s more likely that  he ran on to the field so the refs would blow it dead. 

Number 9 REALLY should've made a beeline for him and reduced his diminuative ass to tiny pile of roadkill. In ice hockey, the goalie is frequently fair play (SORT OF - it can depend) when he leaves the crease. Jackass, mercurial, hillbilly, dwarfen football coaches with man tits who run into the heart of a play should get the exact same treatment

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Jimbo made a cute remark to make light of it after the game. We’ll never get the truth, but I think it was some “gamesmanship” to prevent the fumble.
 

What if the Auburn player got hurt trying to dodge Jimbo? What if, God forbid, Jimbo got trucked and injured? I think it’s worth a private call from Sankey. 

14 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Jimbo claims that he thought the play was dead. I think it’s more likely that  he ran on to the field so the refs would blow it dead. 

If you watch, he came out in to the field screaming at one of his players. That dude is completely unhinged 

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4 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

 

Number 9 REALLY should've made a beeline for him and reduced his diminuative ass to tiny pile of roadkill. In ice hockey, the goalie is frequently fair play (SORT OF - it can depend) when he leaves the crease. Jackass, mercurial, hillbilly, dwarfen football coaches with man tits who run into the heart of a play should get the exact same treatment

and yet, if Jimbo were injured, someone else might have to take over.  I want Jimbo healthy and coaching at aggy for another $300 million or 15 years.

I believe that Jimbo ran onto the field bitching at the ref who threw a flag not expecting the play to come back the other way.  They should fine his ass.  

18 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Jimbo was asking if he wanted to bang his wife.

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They've also managed to infect a significant portion of other bottomfeeding SEC fans with said dumbfucktitude, if a few random perusals of secrant is any indication.
Yes they have. I see swamp tigahs that sound just like aggy these days on the rant.

SEC Rant has always been a shit show. Primarily because of cross posting from Tiger Droppings. aggy of course joins the SEC and starts cross posting stupid shit from TexAgs. 
 

I do admire the shit talking and trolling on the Recruiting Forum. Every contentious recruitment thread ends in a Looch like meet me in a parking lot challenge. 

42 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

SEC Rant has always been a shit show. Primarily because of cross posting from Tiger Droppings. aggy of course joins the SEC and starts cross posting stupid shit from TexAgs. 
 

I do admire the shit talking and trolling on the Recruiting Forum. Every contentious recruitment thread ends in a Looch like meet me in a parking lot challenge. 

their poli board is fun to troll as well

people are legit insane there 

SEC Rant has always been a shit show. Primarily because of cross posting from Tiger Droppings. aggy of course joins the SEC and starts cross posting stupid shit from TexAgs. 
 
I do admire the shit talking and trolling on the Recruiting Forum. Every contentious recruitment thread ends in a Looch like meet me in a parking lot challenge. 

It’s all fun and games, until the 40 yard challenge!
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And here it is.  The Auburn fan who attended the game.

 

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7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

And here it is.  The Auburn fan who attended the game.

 

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They only welcomed him because he cheered sheepishly. 

15 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

And here it is.  The Auburn fan who attended the game.

 

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2 hours ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

their poli board is fun to troll as well

people are legit insane there 

To be fair, there are people in the CR here that are legit insane.  I've learned to stay out of all political boards.

5 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

And here it is.  The Auburn fan who attended the game.

 

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These stories are always fake, my legit first post on HF was of me finding a duplicate story, one was a Vol that "visited aggieland as a neutral fan" the other was a Clemson fan I think, both stories were identical word for word (save for who they rooted for obviously).

The fact that they would waste their time lying on other message boards was what drove me over the edge to stop lurking (much to the chagrin of haters lol)

On 9/15/2023 at 12:27 PM, closetojumping said:

It happened at FSU. I don't honestly remember much about it, but I am sure it is out there somewhere online. @TBGFL, if he's around right now, might have details. 

It was after the Louisville game in 2017. A fan was yelling "new coaches, new coaches!" while Jimbo and the team were running into the tunnel.

Jimbo gets pissed and starts yelling "bring your ass down here and say that"

9 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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This thread was deleted (probably by looch) very quickly. 

9 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

And here it is.  The Auburn fan who attended the game.

 

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Alabama Aggie visiting Texas A&M Aggie.  What could possibly go wrong?  That’s like going to a cookout in Arkansas and not talking to girls you haven’t met because there is an outside chance y’all are kin. 

10 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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aggy strutting their stuff/claiming victory halfway through the game....as usual

 

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From Saturday down south. An article featuring some finebaum quotes re: starting QB moving forward...

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wow, simple google search indeed.

22 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Jimbo was the 12th moron on the field.  

I got to give another surley poster credit to the pic of dimbo on the field.

He posted/"11 1/2 Man"

2 hours ago, EastTexan said:

I got to give another surley poster credit to the pic of dimbo on the field.

He posted/"11 1/2 Man"

You're welcome.

Actually, not me. It said they should have been penalized for 11 1/2 men on the field.

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1 hour ago, Jebus said:

wow, simple google search indeed.

Lol, yeah Google said the Texas game was going to be televised on LHN last Saturday also.

21 hours ago, leaf said:

To be fair, there are people in the CR here that are legit insane.  I've learned to stay out of all political boards.

Honestly never been to the Cloak Room. Don’t even have a social media account unless surly counts. But yeah my wife’s on Facebook which pretty much makes me a Facebooker too 

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Thanks for letting us know.

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I saw this titled thread in the Texags premium forum.

 

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8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I saw this titled thread in the Texags premium forum.

 

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Oh my God. IT’S THE DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH

11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I saw this titled thread in the Texags premium forum.

 

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Well York did have like 11 tackles vs Auburn…

Which 1, none involved him being in coverage and 2, my guess is they all involved running a 1/2 second late after misdiagnosising the play and still having a chance to tackle the RB because Auburn is complete trash…

Yes! A tradition nearly as good as the “first time Kyle Field visitor” stories….

Derek Farmer > Cedric Benson

Reggie McNeal > VY

Lets see how this one works out.

7 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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Amazing. If it was anyone but I'd aggy, I'd be 99.9% convinced that this was posted by someone from this board. I'm still thinking the odds of that are like 60%. But only aggy would get that so little benefit of the doubt. Do they have even the faintest recollection of what happened when Johnson played against anyone with half a pulse last year? Eventually, some D will absolutely crush him if Weigman isn't back soon and they'll be starting... uh... Can Ainias Smith play QB?

 

Unbelievable.  But true.

From Oklahoma State 247.

("HCMG" - Head Coach Mike Gundy.)

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5 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

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Is this real?

47 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Is this real?

 

 

 

It's real, and it's spectacular.

 

 

6 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Unbelievable.  But true.

From Oklahoma State 247.

("HCMG" - Head Coach Mike Gundy.)

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Is it amateur hour over there? You always start with flying a banner.

dude, that costs money. T. Boone ain't walkin' through that door.

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NIL bagmen now. No, we're doing everything above board. It's not illegal or unethical. Cry harder gomer

 

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