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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I legit think it might be ego about his scheme.

Given their allocation of "NIL" funds, it's clear he values dline.

The only thing I can come up with about clearly undervaluing oline is that he believes his scheme can work without superstar oline.

If there's anything Jimbo has proven in his time at aggy, it's a stubborn belief that his scheme is what they need to win despite ample evidence to the contrary.

It just feels like the guy has tunnel vision on everything with his offense outside of that cheesecake factory menu playbook.

The funny thing on top of this is Petrino's scheme also gets his QB killed. I still remember fondly the UH-Louisville game in Herman's 2nd season when #3 Louisville came to town and the UH DL completely destroyed Lamar Jackson (11 or 12 sacks).

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9 hours ago, Vermin said:

Maybe it's 3D chess and Liucci has turned on Jimbo and is setting up high expectations for him to fail to meet.

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2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I legit think it might be ego about his scheme.

Given their allocation of "NIL" funds, it's clear he values dline.

The only thing I can come up with about clearly undervaluing oline is that he believes his scheme can work without superstar oline.

If there's anything Jimbo has proven in his time at aggy, it's a stubborn belief that his scheme is what they need to win despite ample evidence to the contrary.

It just feels like the guy has tunnel vision on everything with his offense outside of that cheesecake factory menu playbook.

It’s not a scheme issue, it’s that they legitimately try an build their roster around message board circle jerks and media buzzwords. They are obsessed with things like the SEC being a LoS league and how you need a elite D lines to compete for championships. So they dump all their resources into certain positions and let other positions atrophy, elite D lines and WR, but dog shit O lines and DB cripple them. They’re the football equivalent of the Russian military, dump all your money and resources into building a stupid amount of tanks and artillery but completely neglect your fuel and ammo logistics. On paper you have an unstoppable force but in reality you have a force the opponents can pick apart and stall out.

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Aggies talking about trash talking Colorado players against Oregon. Of course, it descends into pearl-clutching and tales of bravado. They even open up the vaults and pull out some of the good stuff.

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All of the Aggie riots have started with them quietly minding their own business. Imagine them displaying their class and honor and being so rudely harrassed.

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Of course, they were:

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It was like the Khyber Pass or the Alamo!

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Anyway, it's hard to be the only classy fans in the world. 

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1 hour ago, Not a Sock said:

It’s not a scheme issue, it’s that they legitimately try an build their roster around message board circle jerks and media buzzwords. They are obsessed with things like the SEC being a LoS league and how you need a elite D lines to compete for championships. So they dump all their resources into certain positions and let other positions atrophy, elite D lines and WR, but dog shit O lines and DB cripple them. They’re the football equivalent of the Russian military, dump all your money and resources into building a stupid amount of tanks and artillery but completely neglect your fuel and ammo logistics. On paper you have an unstoppable force but in reality you have a force the opponents can pick apart and stall out.

I would still take Bryce Anderson back in a heartbeat. 

20 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Aggies talking about trash talking Colorado players against Oregon. Of course, it descends into pearl-clutching and tales of bravado. They even open up the vaults and pull out some of the good stuff.

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Badder ass appears: 

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Baddest ass appears:

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All of the Aggie riots have started with them quietly minding their own business. Imagine them displaying their class and honor and being so rudely harrassed.

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Of course, they were:

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It was like the Khyber Pass or the Alamo!

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Anyway, it's hard to be the only classy fans in the world. 

Please, Ag, enlighten us...

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Aggies talking about trash talking Colorado players against Oregon. Of course, it descends into pearl-clutching and tales of bravado. They even open up the vaults and pull out some of the good stuff.
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All of the Aggie riots have started with them quietly minding their own business. Imagine them displaying their class and honor and being so rudely harrassed.
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Of course, they were:
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It was like the Khyber Pass or the Alamo!
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Anyway, it's hard to be the only classy fans in the world. 

The tough guy that hasn’t been in a fight since 8th grade is comic gold.
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Thank God for this thread because it reminded me that I need to start "training at altitude" to prepare for the next time Texas has a road game against the Buffs, Utah, Wyoming, or BYU, etc., and the nasty home team fans become unbearable.   

13 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:


The tough guy that hasn’t been in a fight since 8th grade is comic gold.

Oh, the wedgie tales he could tell. 

I'm so old I remember when the Texas Recruiting Notes 2024 thread was the place for Colorado trash talk.

I forget why they held that texumags game at Mile High and not Folsom Field. Dumb decision.

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28 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Please, Ag, enlighten us...

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7 minutes ago, Chopper said:

forget why they held that texumags game at Mile High and not Folsom Field. Dumb decision.

Well I thought that cu and csu always played at mile high, but that game was at boulder this season. 
 

i wonder if aggy only agreed to the game if they could split the gate, and/or wanted a bunch of seats to sell. 

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"Hadn't trained at that altitude?" 

Was he quickly winded or did his legs just get too cold because he was wearing boots and shorts?

41 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

i wonder if aggy only agreed to the game if they could split the gate, and/or wanted a bunch of seats to sell. 

that plus wanted it to feel like one of their home games and play to a half-full stadium?

Oh, the wedgie tales he could tell. 

And the swirlies.

But no mention of the time he was stuffed in a locker, all day, that would trigger him!!!1!
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11 minutes ago, Deej said:

"Hadn't trained at that altitude?" 

Was he quickly winded or did his legs just get too cold because he was wearing boots and shorts?

Yeah. I was at Toolbox Field in 2011 , very top row of the upper deck. When Tucker's kick sailed through the uprights I was challenged to a fight by an angry aggy fan. But I politely declined because I hadn't trained for that altitude.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Aggies talking about trash talking Colorado players against Oregon. Of course, it descends into pearl-clutching and tales of bravado. They even open up the vaults and pull out some of the good stuff.

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Badass appears:

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Badder ass appears: 

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Baddest ass appears:

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All of the Aggie riots have started with them quietly minding their own business. Imagine them displaying their class and honor and being so rudely harrassed.

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Of course, they were:

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It was like the Khyber Pass or the Alamo!

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Anyway, it's hard to be the only classy fans in the world. 

What's the aggy saying?

"Real puff, real fluff, real aggy duff"?

Tuffer than a bunch of prancing milkmen.

1 hour ago, MuellerHorn said:

Please, Ag, enlighten us...

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Probably one that smokes weed in the locker room. Wait...

3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

The funny thing on top of this is Petrino's scheme also gets his QB killed. I still remember fondly the UH-Louisville game in Herman's 2nd season when #3 Louisville came to town and the UH DL completely destroyed Lamar Jackson (11 or 12 sacks).

The play that CW got hurt, they went 5 wide without either a RB or a TE for protection behind the sieve they call an OL.

Over/under on Johnson making it to Halloween?

If jimbo and Bobby read that the expectations remain unchanged with Johnson at qb, you can probably expect to see plenty of those empty sets until they get to a qb that will excuse the season win total. 

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Aggies talking about trash talking Colorado players against Oregon. Of course, it descends into pearl-clutching and tales of bravado. They even open up the vaults and pull out some of the good stuff.

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Badder ass appears: 

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Baddest ass appears:

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All of the Aggie riots have started with them quietly minding their own business. Imagine them displaying their class and honor and being so rudely harrassed.

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Of course, they were:

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It was like the Khyber Pass or the Alamo!

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Anyway, it's hard to be the only classy fans in the world. 

I guess it's just a coincidence that every fan of every old conference mate they've ever had is an unmitigated POS, but every out of conference opponent, and every current conference opponent, always have the most amazing, best experiences in regards to aTm fans. It's almost like it's all complete bullshit. 

1 hour ago, Carl Spackler said:

Thank God for this thread because it reminded me that I need to start "training at altitude" to prepare for the next time Texas has a road game against the Buffs, Utah, Wyoming, or BYU, etc., and the nasty home team fans become unbearable.   

To echo many other posters here, "trained at that altitude" needs to be a new fucking lexicon statement that never, ever goes away. Holy shit I almost died. Now I just need a way to, with proper context, one day be able to make a post saying "I had to decline because I've never worked on hydraulics at that altitude."

14 hours ago, Vermin said:

Maybe it's 3D chess and Liucci has turned on Jimbo and is setting up high expectations for him to fail to meet.

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

"Hadn't trained at that altitude?" 

Was he quickly winded or did his legs just get too cold because he was wearing boots and shorts?

Boots and shorts and boots and shorts and boys boys boys boys.

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2 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Thank God for this thread because it reminded me that I need to start "training at altitude" to prepare for the next time Texas has a road game against the Buffs, Utah, Wyoming, or BYU, etc., and the nasty home team fans become unbearable.   

Training at Jimbo's altitude would involve sitting down. 

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

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Looch has the world's most asymmetrical head ever. 

Well holy shit, we finally have an explanation for why the ags got a goalpost shoved up their ass in Lubbock-- they hadn't trained for that kind of altitude.

 

And I'll add that my inlaws are aggies and they absolutely love their trips up to Colorado.  It's their favorite roadtrip-- my FIL says he'd be fine if A&M played every game up there.  Of course, he's not a thin-skinned raging douchebag like all the tough guys on texags, and he manages to get along fine with fans of other schools.

 

 

Those aggy f’rs faced a Colorado team that wasn’t very good. Fans bitching be damned, but that’s why aggy scheduled them. Week team, but still getting credit for a P5 win.

Hook’em!!!

17 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Those aggy f’rs faced a Colorado team that wasn’t very good. Fans bitching be damned, but that’s why aggy scheduled them. Week team, but still getting credit for a P5 win.

Hook’em!!!

Week indeed. 

Now, when I've had a gummie, I check my spelling and grammar. That fucking Napoleon bastard ain't gonna shame me again. 

Except maybe when I'm just drunk and not one fuck is given.

Every time I come back to this thread I just end up shaking my head, wondering how there can be people like this out there. 

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Every time I come back to this thread I just end up shaking my head, wondering how there can be people like this out there. 

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You know if they had had another game scheduled against Colorado after the Deion hire, they would have found a way to back out of it. 

They went against Clemson a few years back which most assuredly scheduled waaay before they became the powerhouse they were.

Now, when I've had a gummie, I check my spelling and grammar. That fucking Napoleon bastard ain't gonna shame me again. 
Except maybe when I'm just drunk and not one fuck is given.

Yea every now and then when I’m too drunk I like to fire some wild shit off on the board. It’s mostly gibberish

Love seeing all the posts about Jimbo not getting a pass this season due to Weigman’s injury because Max is a badass.

Can’t wait for all the posts about Jimbo getting a pass this season due to Weigman’s injury when Max is ass.

You could set your clocks by this shit.

Clocks move too fast. Seconds tick by and the minute hand creeps onward.

It takes a week or so for the agmindhive to fully cook a batch of bullshit. Really, you start to see the roller coaster climbing mid to late summer so instead of a clock, I’d say maybe more of a farmers almanac. An inbred farmers almanac.

4 hours ago, tejas60 said:

Now, when I've had a gummie, I check my spelling and grammar. That fucking Napoleon bastard ain't gonna shame me again. 

Except maybe when I'm just drunk and not one fuck is given.

Is this some sort of subliminal anti-drug message?

It is fucking fun to watch these idiots get their guys and still know that those are the wrong guys. 

How is their class #3 though? Do they just have tons of guys we wish we had? I don’t know enough about their people, it seems like we got almost all our guys

23 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

How is their class #3 though? Do they just have tons of guys we wish we had? I don’t know enough about their people, it seems like we got almost all our guys

Others can chime in, but it's top heavy with a 5* WR from Alabama that's still visiting around trying to up the bag, 5* Bussey, who our staff didn't go all out for like aggy, and a DL from Louisiana that may/may not love football and whose mom fell for Jimbo's used car salesman act, despite plenty of evidence that place has a rotten culture.  They have a decent OL class rankings wise, but it don't make a shit when they are coached by Addazzio/whoever Dumbo hires next.  Ashton Funk is probably another Trey Zuhn and the kid from Washington state may feel differently when Orgeon and UW have real good years.  Weston Davis may/may not show up this weekend.

They have 3 guys I bet our coaching would want. The Davis's and Smith.

Do we really want any OL that Jimbob likes? I’d like to keep our QBs healthy 

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18 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What's the aggy saying?

"Real puff, real fluff, real aggy duff"?

Tuffer than a bunch of prancing milkmen.

No, the aggy saying is, 

“Boots and shorts and boots and shorts and boys boys boys.”

Freaking earworm of a ditty.  

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