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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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I am not an athlete, so I'm not in the market for an agent, but if I were this post would rule out SportsagentAg92 for me.  What a maroon.

Was it his nephew that used to post on Shaggy as RoostaMan? Doughy ginger piece of shit with an IQ of 9 who staunchly defended Greg Davis? 

Yes Will posted here. He now lives in Hawaii.

He’s had a rough go of things, and I am not sure he is around here anymore.
1 minute ago, Handcruser said:


Yes Will posted here. He now lives in Hawaii.

He’s had a rough go of things, and I am not sure he is around here anymore.

This is the kind of spicy cryptic bullshit I'm here for.....

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wasn’t it just roosta?

There was a RoostaMan and a completely unrelated Dagga Rooster

7 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


Yes Will posted here. He now lives in Hawaii.

He’s had a rough go of things, and I am not sure he is around here anymore.

Well, that's probably good for his mental health. Because he couldn't handle a place like this and was obviously suffering from some mental health and/or substance abuse issues. That guy picked more fights with people, cdt23 style, and couldn't handle any response from anyone. He threatened to find and kill me a couple times, which would have been disturubing if it wasn't so hilarious. 

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Was it his nephew that used to post on Shaggy as RoostaMan? Doughy ginger piece of shit with an IQ of 9 who staunchly defended Greg Davis? 

Pretty sure it was his grandson.

And he was RoostaMan and was mostly referred to as "Roosta." He often went off the deep end, but could be a good poster at times.

Yea grandson.

Yes he had some alcohol issues but he’s better now.

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Well, that's probably good for  He threatened to find and kill me a couple times, which would have been disturubing if it wasn't so hilarious. 
 

Life is allways hilarious ,

till it gets disturbing.

aggy disturbing.

On 10/4/2023 at 1:10 PM, closetojumping said:

I have heard them, on many occasions, whoop during church services. I agree with your point.

Don't forget funerals...the did at my cousins

 

He'll be back on the tracks within weeks.

The damn loss to OU will make it impossible to enjoy aggy tears this week. I will still give a shot though even if I know it is to no avail.

Are there any threads about how we scored more and allowed fewer points against Bama than they did?   Because there would be if it was the other way around?

"Miss management" should be a recognized area of study at aggy.

Gotta say, that last guy had it right. This was the year to win the west given how bad the rest of that division (and everyone outside UGA) looks. They’ve got some real talent. Hopefully they shot their wad this week and Tennessee jumps all over them in Knoxville next week. 

This is the week you have guys quitting on the field. Have a feeling the Vols woodshed them, something like 42-17

1 minute ago, hookemATL said:

This is the week you have guys quitting on the field. Have a feeling the Vols woodshed them, something like 42-17

How's Tennessee's OL? I'd also ask how their WRs are, but any set of FBS WRs can get open against that secondary if the QB is given any amount of time in the pocket

Based on Jimbo's recent record in true road games (lost 7 straight), Tennessee's recent home record (12-0 in last 12, with only 2 teams staying within 19 points of them), and the Vols coming off a week against, well, nobody.... 

This might be a tough week for Jimbo and crew to bounce back?

2 hours ago, Horndog said:

"Miss management" should be a recognized area of study at aggy.

she's a tough old broad, all the Aggies line up to get pegged by her 

25 minutes ago, Jebus said:

she's a tough old EWE, all the Aggies line up to get pegged by her 

FIFY 

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I'm interested to see how they respond to the polls this week-

How are these guys gonna respond when they see that beating mighty A&M on the road at the vaunted Kyle Field didn't even move Alabama up a single spot from #11?

What about the fact that their other "good loss" Miami is just barely hanging on at #25 (and ranked behind #23 Kansas by the way)?

And of course Texas remaining in the top 10 despite losing.

My guess to all 3 (and much more) is some variant of the BOMC 

3 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

How's Tennessee's OL? I'd also ask how their WRs are, but any set of FBS WRs can get open against that secondary if the QB is given any amount of time in the pocket

They had been missing their center all season before the SCar game and they played a lot better with him back, rushing for 238 yards. Their RT also didn’t play in the UF game due to suspension, so their one loss happened without 2/5 of their o-line. It’s not an elite unit, but a good one when they have all their starters, which they will next week. 
 

Also worth noting that they have some very good pass rushers at Edge that should get after Max Johnson. 
 

The biggest question for them is Joe Milton. If he plays well, Tennessee will light them up. But he often does not play well, and I’m not sure if Tennessee can rely on the running game to carry them through. As we saw yesterday, however, the veer and shoot can give even a strong d-line problems if you haven’t played it before. 

4 hours ago, hookemATL said:

This is the week you have guys quitting on the field. Have a feeling the Vols woodshed them, something like 42-17

Over/under on ags blazing up in the locker room in Knoxville?

 

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I happen to have a letter from a recruit right here. Seems he was lost looking for Kyle until he encountered some nice young men....

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6 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

How's Tennessee's OL? I'd also ask how their WRs are, but any set of FBS WRs can get open against that secondary if the QB is given any amount of time in the pocket

Bru out for season, but believe it or not he could return in 2024 for Vols...

 

"How are they ahead of us as a program?"

Well, for one thing we're ranked ninth in the nation and they are unranked. So, right now, we're literally ahead of them as a program. 

"It's so frustrating to underachieve infinitely." 

I nominate this for the next Surly motto.
 

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

"How are they ahead of us as a program?"

Well, for one thing we're ranked ninth in the nation and they are unranked. So, right now, we're literally ahead of them as a program. 

"It's so frustrating to underachieve infinitely." 

I nominate this for the next Surly motto.
 

If you are always "underachieving" then in reality, you're just "achieving."

You're achieving your ceiling.

Which is shit.

I'm interested to see how they respond to the polls this week-
How are these guys gonna respond when they see that beating mighty A&M on the road at the vaunted Kyle Field didn't even move Alabama up a single spot from #11?
What about the fact that their other "good loss" Miami is just barely hanging on at #25 (and ranked behind #23 Kansas by the way)?
And of course Texas remaining in the top 10 despite losing.
My guess to all 3 (and much more) is some variant of the BOMC 
It don't make a shit. If we take care of business (including beating bye week) then we'll be ranked where we should be and have a shot at the Rig12 CCG and possibly beyond. USC almost got beat by a very mediocre ASU and domer got beat by Loserville so they're out of it. If both us and BloU take care of our remaining schedule they won't hold a last second L to a one loss BloU (the loss we give them later) against us too badly.
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WTF is this you can only compare year 3 and year 3 bs.....that's part of the point you dumbass!  Jimbo should have hos program in far better shape in year 6 then Sark does in year 3....that should be a comparison ya'll are wanting to make....instead Jimbo in year 5 was equal to Sark in Year 1 and Year 6.....

Holy shit, did their narrative fucking change on a dime vis a vis Alabama. Three days ago, it was the weakest Alabama in years, and now it's week 2 Alabama is not the same as week 6 Alabama.

5 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Does this really surprise you?

Not at all. They are fucking idiots.

2 hours ago, utee94 said:

If you are always "underachieving" then in reality, you're just "achieving."

You're achieving your ceiling.

Which is shit.

Underneath the hole in the outhouse is their ceiling.

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, did their narrative fucking change on a dime vis a vis Alabama. Three days ago, it was the weakest Alabama in years, and now it's week 2 Alabama is not the same as week 6 Alabama.

Week 6 aggy is the same as week 2 aggy.

Nobody cares more about the recruiting rankings than Aggy because that's the only ranking money can buy.

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18 hours ago, Jebus said:
I'm interested to see how they respond to the polls this week-
How are these guys gonna respond when they see that beating mighty A&M on the road at the vaunted Kyle Field didn't even move Alabama up a single spot from #11?
What about the fact that their other "good loss" Miami is just barely hanging on at #25 (and ranked behind #23 Kansas by the way)?
And of course Texas remaining in the top 10 despite losing.
My guess to all 3 (and much more) is some variant of the BOMC 

It don't make a shit. If we take care of business (including beating bye week) then we'll be ranked where we should be and have a shot at the Rig12 CCG and possibly beyond. USC almost got beat by a very mediocre ASU and domer got beat by Loserville so they're out of it. If both us and BloU take care of our remaining schedule they won't hold a last second L to a one loss BloU (the loss we give them later) against us too badly.

Congratulations. You just wrote a more TexAgs post than most of the screenshots in this thread, complete with moronic nicknames, like Rig 12 and Loserville. 

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I'm so confused. They beat Miami with Johnson but beat Bama with Weigman? Their offense must be too sophisticated for my simple mind

1 minute ago, TotallyLegit said:

I'm so confused. They beat Miami with Johnson but beat Bama with Weigman? Their offense must be too sophisticated for my simple mind

They are just beating their johnsons. 

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