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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

i wish enough people cared to put a bunch of different songs over that video and it all goes viral. 
 

like a virgin might work well

It's got to be YMCA!! Someone with the talent please do this!!

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15 hours ago, MIkeHoncho said:

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I love that they STILL don't get that there is no, "negotiate him down" possible.  The contract is guaranteed dumb fucks. 

even worse, he pays 37% of every pay day, but taking that cost of money hit as soon as possible, for the money at stake here, is worth tens of millions more for little fish.

if they wrote him a check for (guessing) $70m today he keeps 44m

3-month t-bills are yielding more than long paper right now

44 x 0.535 = 2.36m january bonus

assume 3-month paper stays at 5% for just 1 year

48.68 (april 24)

51.11 (july 24)

53.67 (october 24)

if jimbo gets bought out tomorrow he makes 10m in 1 year just parking the money with the fed, whereas if he compounds annual checks from talkiebird (paid with our money) he makes far less

a metric fuckton less

JIMBO WANTS TO GET FIRED - actually he wants to collect his guaranteed contract - but he has negative monetary incentive to win

 

17 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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6 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Regis also went out early with what looked like a pretty serious injury. They took some  significant hits yesterday. 

 

Dindy might actually get to play now.

17 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said:

I kind of don't understand the aggie meltdown.  They were 3 point underdogs on the road and lost by 7.  Don't get me wrong, I enjoy it, but they always seem to pencil in these toss up games as wins, and are flabbergasted when they go the other way.

it's loss #3

the inbound-natty everyone talks about us we're important construct collapses instantly with the 3rd loss which always takes them out of contention for everything

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it's loss #3

the inbound-natty everyone talks about us we're important construct collapses instantly with the 3rd loss which always takes them out of contention for everything

Punctuation costs so little

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

even worse, he pays 37% of every pay day, but taking that cost of money hit as soon as possible, for the money at stake here, is worth tens of millions more for little fish.

if they wrote him a check for (guessing) $70m today he keeps 44m

3-month t-bills are yielding more than long paper right now

44 x 0.535 = 2.36m january bonus

assume 3-month paper stays at 5% for just 1 year

48.68 (april 24)

51.11 (july 24)

53.67 (october 24)

if jimbo gets bought out tomorrow he makes 10m in 1 year just parking the money with the fed, whereas if he compounds annual checks from talkiebird (paid with our money) he makes far less

a metric fuckton less

JIMBO WANTS TO GET FIRED - actually he wants to collect his guaranteed contract - but he has negative monetary incentive to win

 

He doesn’t get it all as a lump sum. It’s a decent chunk fairly quickly, then annual payments over the life of the contract. 
 

maybe up front could be a negotiated point but then that would require aggy to pony up huge in the short term as opposed to spreading the pain over 6 years. 

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2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

even worse, he pays 37% of every pay day, but taking that cost of money hit as soon as possible, for the money at stake here, is worth tens of millions more for little fish.

if they wrote him a check for (guessing) $70m today he keeps 44m

3-month t-bills are yielding more than long paper right now

44 x 0.535 = 2.36m january bonus

assume 3-month paper stays at 5% for just 1 year

48.68 (april 24)

51.11 (july 24)

53.67 (october 24)

if jimbo gets bought out tomorrow he makes 10m in 1 year just parking the money with the fed, whereas if he compounds annual checks from talkiebird (paid with our money) he makes far less

a metric fuckton less

JIMBO WANTS TO GET FIRED - actually he wants to collect his guaranteed contract - but he has negative monetary incentive to win

 

I don't know how the word "worse" enters into a discussion about somebody getting $75MM even if it's $50MM after taxes. Oh, and the receiver is already a multi-millionaire.

I'd just be smiling all the time and saying, "This is great!"

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He was simply channeling his inner Jimbo
even worse, he pays 37% of every pay day, but taking that cost of money hit as soon as possible, for the money at stake here, is worth tens of millions more for little fish.
if they wrote him a check for (guessing) $70m today he keeps 44m
3-month t-bills are yielding more than long paper right now
44 x 0.535 = 2.36m january bonus
assume 3-month paper stays at 5% for just 1 year
48.68 (april 24)
51.11 (july 24)
53.67 (october 24)
if jimbo gets bought out tomorrow he makes 10m in 1 year just parking the money with the fed, whereas if he compounds annual checks from talkiebird (paid with our money) he makes far less
a metric fuckton less
JIMBO WANTS TO GET FIRED - actually he wants to collect his guaranteed contract - but he has negative monetary incentive to win
 

3month t bills yield 5% annually, not in 3 months. In your example you’d get 5.35%/4 at the end of 3 months.
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Gas is the problem folks

 

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Which one of you wrote that?

18 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Gas is the problem folks

 

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It this wasn't aggy I swear I would believe he is trolling. 

8 hours ago, hookemATL said:

I’m fucking dead. My wife thinks I’m psychotic bc I’m just cackling at that line like a madman. 

No worries, you're in good company...

39 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Gas is the problem folks

 

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Didn’t stop Jackson jeffcoat from being an all American and conference dpoy in 2013.

38 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Gas is the problem folks

 

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Boy, was I wrong. I always thought that aggy was just full of crap.  Now I find out that they were just full of gas which isn't good for the environment.

A lot of this “Jimbo must go” talk sounds awfully woke to me. I sure hope the Ags don’t fall to the same wokeness that took over in Austin and too many other college campuses to mention. A&M is the most patriotic and conservative university, it would be a shame if they fired Jimbo because of the Woke Mob.
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So the Aggies really haven't shit the bed?  Instead they profusely farted the bed... with the same outcome as shitting the bed?  

12 minutes ago, horn4life said:

So the Aggies really haven't shit the bed?  Instead they profusely farted the bed... with the same outcome as shitting the bed?  

Shart thread is that way —->

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From Aggie 247.  In a thread discussing the outlook for 2024.  (Yep, those have already begun.)

 

The post below is not shtick, a bit, or a troll post.  It is utterly sincere.  

 

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No doubt indeed.

He said the Tennessee fans were nice 😂

Stopped at a Knoxville Waffle House at 6am Sunday morning on the way to the airport. 😁

5 hours ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


3month t bills yield 5% annually, not in 3 months. In your example you’d get 5.35%/4 at the end of 3 months.

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2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

He said the Tennessee fans were nice 😂

Stopped at a Knoxville Waffle House at 6am Sunday morning on the way to the airport. 😁

Had to fly to Atlanta then to Dallas and THEN drive 3 hours to get back home. Must really suck to live in a shit hole

 

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5 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

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*grow a pear

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1. Unintended irony

2. Unsubstantiated claim

3. Nobody does.

4. Oxymoron.

 

14 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Gas is the problem folks

 

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