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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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So much insanity to unpack here.  Like everyone else, the entire Harvard study of Latino Longhorn Love is jawdroppingly hilarious, but for me, the notion of Saban/Alabama, UT and Disney forming a new Trilateral Commission working against all things maroon is the most aggy thing ever.

32 minutes ago, cafe society said:

So much insanity to unpack here.  Like everyone else, the entire Harvard study of Latino Longhorn Love is jawdroppingly hilarious, but for me, the notion of Saban/Alabama, UT and Disney forming a new Trilateral Commission working against all things maroon is the most aggy thing ever.

But it's fact. Ask Loochie.

I have a feeling there's going to be some all-time gems in this thread as we add more to our class.

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15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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"Kid$ love playing for School$ with a
bunch of trophie$ from the 60'$ and
70'$. There is nothing like walking into
room full of 50 year old trophies, $0 I
completely understand."

 

What would aggy know about trophies from as recent as the '60s or '70s? 

 

 

 

14 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

"Kid$ love playing for School$ with a
bunch of trophie$ from the 60'$ and
70'$. There is nothing like walking into
room full of 50 year old trophies, $0 I
completely understand."

 

What would aggy know about trophies from as recent as the '60s or '70s? 

 

 

 

Stupid sip.

 

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38 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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I don't want to hear shit from aggy complaining about above board NIL deals and using it to justify bag payments. 

"The rest if that class looks like an Oklahoma State class"

Oklahoma State just played in the Big 12 championship game (something aggy knows nothing about) and the Fiesta Bowl.

21 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

"The rest if that class looks like an Oklahoma State class"

Oklahoma State just played in the Big 12 championship game (something aggy knows nothing about) and the Fiesta Bowl.

They were a shitty half away from the CFP, aggy will never get that close.

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Williams seems good but wasn’t doesn’t seem to have been recruited hard by the big boys…

reply- lsu thinks Williams eventually flips to bama. 
 

so rebukes the initial premise of why Williams to Texas is no big deal only to replace it with another premise of why it’s no big deal. 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

I don't want to hear shit from aggy complaining about above board NIL deals and using it to justify bag payments. 

Well, I do. Because it keeps getting funnier every single time I hear it! 🤣🤣🤣

aggy viewing fanbases through the lens of white supremacy. Check.

…not understanding NIL still. Check.

…being intentionally dishonest about our national title this century. Check.

…still none of them correctly label their record as 8-5 because the giant pussies were too afraid of Wake Forest to play. Check.

Johnny Football was a 3 star. Like another poster said, what would aggy know about winning trophies in any decade since the beginning of WW2. 

Excluding meat judging.

I like how they score recruiting like it's some sort of objective contest where a trophy is awarded at the end of the year. They're so historically shitty at football that they have to do things like put the #1 class evar on their jizz wall in the closet and then they get riled up into hysterics when someone like Arch commits to Texas the next year and we're back ahead of them in rankings. As if someone like that would ever - for a fucking second - consider living in CS for 3 years. 

Aggy logic…..

aggy - “how can anyone decide to go to stupid tu? They haven’t won anything lately? They must be buying everyone with NIL money!!!!”

aggy signed number one class last year and haven’t won ANYTHING since WWII. (Besides wwii itself) and got called out by the biggiest “buying players program” ever in bama.

Never change please!

It is kind of funny watching the ags struggle with figuring out the proper group think.

"Horns are loading up on bread.  Wait.  They have 2 5-stars and double the 4 stars we have."  Or,

"Recruiting services are overrating Horn recruits.  Wait.  They just took players from Bama, Georgia, LSU, and ag."  Or, 

"Trust Jimbo.  Wait.  We've had one lower-ranked players commit since April and our current class is outside the Top 50 on 247."  Or,

I mean, I could go on for awhile, but you get the point.

 

 

Yes Bill, but we got to #3 by loading up on BREAD

3 hours ago, Deej said:

I don't want to hear shit from aggy complaining about above board NIL deals and using it to justify bag payments. 

To be fair, aggy skipped the above board part last year

1 hour ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

I feel like my response wasn't very well understood....

I was backing you up!

2 hours ago, Mikey4 said:

Yes Bill, but we got to #3 by loading up on BREAD

37.5% of our class is 3 star (6/16)

40.0% of their class is 3 star (2/5)

currently 

maybe they should dial the bread talk back a little 

Somebody on one of those threads accidentally spilled the beans on why Jimbo is so great and knows how to win a national championship.

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13 hours ago, texifornia said:

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"They have 1 maybe 2 players that
could commit to Bama, Georgia or
A&M. Cook will add another.

But the rest of that group looks like an
Oklahoma State class."


Same Oklahoma State that won 4 of its last 5 against aggy and finished 19 spots above them last season? OK. 

8 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

BusterAg definitely tells people his best friends are Mexican Americans. 

He also has a gay cousin. 

Yes, but that cousin has been "fixed".

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

There are so many fucking aggies.  Where does it all end?

Duh, in the sheep!

14 hours ago, Mikey4 said:

Holy shit, this has to be a troll account. Do they even try to hide the racism?

They've always had a bug up their ass about "t-shirt" fans.  

Take loss poooosies

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

There are so many fucking aggies.  Where does it all end?

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17 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

They've always had a bug up their ass about "t-shirt" fans.  

Take loss poooosies

There's room for a bug?

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Looch has begun enforcing messaging purity among the proletariat

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Just now, Radical Larry said:

Looks like things are a little sandy down there, Looch.

No shit...a 3 day ban for that post?  What a thin skinned piece of shit pussy.

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

No shit...a 3 day ban for that post?  What a thin skinned piece of shit pussy.

Remember it's this guy dropping the banhammer.

 

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