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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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46 minutes ago, GTNY said:

Get $55M up front, give up ~$20M to not have to spend the next ~7 years in college station or near another aggie? sign me the fuck up. 

Give me ~20mm and I'll happily spend the next 7 years in college station.  FUPM.

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2 minutes ago, nnm said:

Give me ~20mm and I'll happily spend the next 7 years in college station.  FUPM.

Not me.  200mm, maybe.  It's your life, man

5 minutes ago, nnm said:

Give me ~20mm and I'll happily spend the next 7 years in college station.  FUPM.

Some people can be bought for so little. 

with $20MM you could probably get a pretty good VR headset and spend a lot of time away from CS.  

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

with $20MM you could probably get a pretty good VR headset and spend a lot of time away from CS.  

Hitting all of the strange you can find at the VR luxury resorts? In the meantime you can't figure out why your dog keeps running away. 

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Hitting all of the strange you can find at the VR luxury resorts? In the meantime you can't figure out why your dog keeps running away. 

Avatar checks out.

9 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Not me.  200mm, maybe.  It's your life, man

Meh.  I lived in the Houston area for almost 20 years, 5 of those in Katy.  I have developed a strong immunity to aggy insanity from extended close contact with it over those years.  No sweat.

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Whatever D2 team they had scheduled at the end of the season....UMASS

That's what I thought as I had not seen anything like that this season.....unfortunately.

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Are you saying that because he's sneaky fast?  Deceptively athletic?  A coach on the field?  Lunchpail kind of kid?  Kind of kid you'd like your daughter to date?

Nah, he just looks like Nick Rose and Bert Auburns love child, surely he has that kicker DNA thing going on.

Give me ~20mm and I'll happily spend the next 7 years in college station.  FUPM.

Give me ~ 20 million and I’d spend 5 years in “solitary confinement” within Texas’ finest prison institution.

Hook’em!!!
1 hour ago, nnm said:

Give me ~20mm and I'll happily spend the next 7 years in college station.  FUPM.

Only need a ~5% annual rate of return to turn that 50 into 70 mill over 7 years. Give me the upfront 50

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Give me ~20mm and I'll happily spend the next 7 years in college station.  FUPM.

Not a student of the Fischer wealth plan

 

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

Not me.  200mm, maybe.  It's your life, man

Student of the Fischer wealth plan

Only need a ~5% annual rate of return to turn that 50 into 70 mill over 7 years. Give me the upfront 50

He’s jimbo. He agree to work for aggy. Do you think he can execute on math and figurin at that level?
2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:


Give me ~ 20 million and I’d spend 5 years in “solitary confinement” within Texas’ finest prison institution.

Hook’em!!!

The poors are out in numbers.  

13 hours ago, nnm said:

 

“What is that?!”  So cute!  I think he handled it well.  We’ve all been there.  Someone shows us a pic of their misshapen, jaundiced, alien-looking newborn, and expects us to fawn over the baby.  The only appropriate response is exactly what Freshwater did here 

Def gonna see more of the Freshwater girl in the future. Mom is a smoke show and you know the girl’s gonna have daddy issues. 

Apparently she’s 18 now and a Kappa at Ole Miss: https://www.sportskeeda.com/college-football/news-in-photos-lane-kiffin-s-daughter-landry-shares-ole-miss-kappa-gamma-pictures#

Mom Layla:

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Landry:

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Y’all have fun with her insta: https://www.instagram.com/landrykiffin.  I don’t have Instagram so can’t browse it like you degenerates can.

 

Gotta be awkward when dad is trying to bang all of your sorority sisters

3 hours ago, WBT said:

Gotta be awkward when dad is trying to bang all of your sorority sisters

“Trying to”..

 I think that you can delete “trying to” from your statement. 

12 hours ago, msucolt45 said:


Give me ~ 20 million and I’d spend 5 years in “solitary confinement” within Texas’ finest prison institution.

Hook’em!!!

I don't know. I think I could find funner things to do with $20MM, but if that's your fetish, live it up.

14 hours ago, GTNY said:

Get $55M up front, give up ~$20M to not have to spend the next ~7 years in college station or near another aggie? sign me the fuck up. 

But he doesn't have to spend all that time in CS. He can figurehead it and drop in for press briefings and games while leaving the coaching and recruiting to subordinates. Five days of the week he's on a boat somewhere. What are they gonna do? Fire him?

Hell, he'd probably have a better record if he did that.

3 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Five days of the week he's on a boat somewhere.

I thought he already was?

 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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Didn’t lose any key personnel. Except depth. 
Ok, and the QB that was ACC player of the week and has his team at 4-4, 3-2 in conference, including a victory over a team that blew out this year’s football jeebus Conner. 

17 hours ago, WBT said:

Gotta be awkward when dad is trying to bang all of your sorority sisters

*Joey

Office aggy seems to have some wind at his back this week after South Carolina. He expect a “competitive game” similar to Tennessee.
 

Jesus. The mental gymnastics these people do just to be through the day.

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36 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Office aggy seems to have some wind at his back this week after South Carolina. He expect a “competitive game” similar to Tennessee.
 

Jesus. The mental gymnastics these people do just to be through the day.

I see no difference between #10 Ole Miss in Oxford and Spencer Rattler + 21 JAGs at home. Same thing front-to-back.

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Well at least we know Kiffin will be a gentleman and call off the dogs to keep it from getting ugly if it comes to that.

I mean, it's not really fair to A&M to be comparing them to major sports brands like NHL teams

"Did you hear about the log stacking that took place on the aggy campus?"

I hope that Joey Freshwater and his Sharks, or whatever they’re going by now, beat the shit out of aggy tomorrow! It’s going to be a “remote” game, as they play at the same time as we do. Every time delay/commercial will be going to the aggy game.

Hook’em!!!

13 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

I hope that Joey Freshwater and his Sharks, or whatever they’re going by now, beat the shit out of aggy tomorrow! It’s going to be a “remote” game, as they play at the same time as we do. Every time delay/commercial will be going to the aggy game.

Hook’em!!!

This is where I'm glad to have YouTubeTV, I can watch the Horns on my big screen tv and the aggy game on mute on my tablet or computer. 

9 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

This is where I'm glad to have YouTubeTV, I can watch the Horns on my big screen tv and the aggy game on mute on my tablet or computer. 

Same with almost any carrier these days. 👍

I will possibly do the same. 

I’m “old school,” but as you mentioned that, I’ll watch the Horns on my TV and have aggy on my phone.

I remember the days growing up in the ‘70s, on New Years Day, Dad would bring out the bedroom TV’s, and place them next to the floor console tv (the biggest) and place the others on TV trays, ranging from a 20” to a 13” TV, so we could watch all the afternoon Bowl games, usually overlapping the Rose Bowl. By the time of the Orange Bowl, we were back down to the main TV.

Hook’em!!!

5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

And that main console TV was about 5 ft wide x 4 ft high and had a 16” screen. 

And weighed one thousand pounds. 

And weighed one thousand pounds. 

Yes - that TV was basically a piece of furniture with a screen! I remember my Dad upgrading his “floor model” in the early ‘80s that had push buttons on the side to change channels. As a youth, I was the remote!

Hook’em!!!

The year prior to me graduating from HS (88) Dad bought a “big screen” which was at best 44” inches in screen size. But that M f’er was a huge piece that was at least 3-4’ wide, 5’ tall, and 2’ wide/thick. It was a beast, for 40” of TV screen! Try to move that without a dolly, good luck!

Hook’em!!!

56 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

And that main console TV was about 5 ft wide x 4 ft high and had a 16” screen. 

 

50 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And weighed one thousand pounds. 

 

48 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

With a lamp and a vase on top. 

 

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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

And that main console TV was about 5 ft wide x 4 ft high and had a 16” screen. 

I remember when I was growing up, my nickname was Remote.

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Tarp posts an article on Aggie 247, with a bunch of stats on A&M / Ole Miss.

First response - lulz.

 

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The smell of defeat….

2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

The year prior to me graduating from HS (88) Dad bought a “big screen” which was at best 44” inches in screen size. But that M f’er was a huge piece that was at least 3-4’ wide, 5’ tall, and 2’ wide/thick. It was a beast, for 40” of TV screen! Try to move that without a dolly, good luck!

Hook’em!!!

Was it one of those front projection jobbies that had red, green and blue spotlights shining at the screen? I don’t think there was ever a 44” CRT TV.  I bought a “fancy” Sony Trinitron 32” tube TV in 2001 and that fucker weighed a ton. 

9 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

Was it one of those front projection jobbies that had red, green and blue spotlights shining at the screen? I don’t think there was ever a 44” CRT TV.  I bought a “fancy” Sony Trinitron 32” tube TV in 2001 and that fucker weighed a ton. 

27” trinitron almost killed me in 1998 when I was moving into my 2nd story apt at Le Marquis on 38th before sophomore year, and I almost lost my balance and fell backwards down the stairs carrying it. 
close enough that I remember it vividly 25 years later. 

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"Did you hear about the log stacking that took place on the aggy campus?"

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1 hour ago, Reese Bennett said:

There is little in this world more lame than aggy aiming aggy jokes at others.

It’s like they saw a copy of “the big book of Aggie jokes” and thought “hey cool, a book of jokes just for aggies”

15 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:

This is where I'm glad to have YouTubeTV, I can watch the Horns on my big screen tv and the aggy game on mute on my tablet or computer. 

FuboTV has a great PinP function. IMG_2358.thumb.jpeg.81f4e779aa709b247ab52e9d32e9304e.jpeg

 

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