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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Well, when a new pair of pants is going to cost more than $100 million dollars. 

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Lane still trolling. 

 

 

 

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And weighed one thousand pounds. 
As someone who helped clean out both sets of grandparents houses, that's a conservative estimate. Sony 32" non-console but still tube TV's are shoulder and back wreckers. Fucking Japanese didn't even build in handholds or anything.

This guy is within a public hair of catching on to Billie's business strategy.

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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

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Never-mind that ATM has beaten no one and that they were never any better in the Big 12 than they are now, “undefeated!” I am glad I exist in this reality because Texas A&M is undefeated in all of the alternate universes out there. They cannot help themselves - they own you if they’re not playing you.

 

Jimbo would be undefeated in the big 12 with this talent, fEr SuRe!

 

Conversely, Texas is actually undefeated in the SEC this year....on the road even.

Aggys everywhere are dreaming of being as "bad" as Texas.

Every time I read this thread I envision the Aggie posters as this guy:

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Every time I read this thread I envision the Aggie posters as this guy:
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And then there’s Looch

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4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I love the part where they unironically bemoan Texas beating “little sisters of the blind” at home. ATM is 4-1 at home this year and will finish 6-1. They’ve gotten to 4-1 with wins over New Mexico, Louisiana Monroe, Auburn and South Carolina. They’ll add 2 more wins by beating a terrible MSU team and Abilene FCS Christian. 

The one loss? To an Alabama team that Texas beat on the road. But UT has the easy schedule. 

I also like the idiot who thinks KSU went for 2 and the dipshit who thinks that Maalik Murphy is not only on the same planet as Quinn Ewers but actually better. 

They really can tell themselves whatever they have to in order to protect their tiny and fragile psyches. 

KSU would wax aggy.

43 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Jimbo would be undefeated in the big 12 with this talent, fEr SuRe!

 

Conversely, Texas is actually undefeated in the SEC this year....on the road even.

Aggys everywhere are dreaming of being as "bad" as Texas.

So at what point do people need to start trolling A&M on how Texas has more SEC road wins this year than A&M?

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I love the part where they unironically bemoan Texas beating “little sisters of the blind” at home. ATM is 4-1 at home this year and will finish 6-1. They’ve gotten to 4-1 with wins over New Mexico, Louisiana Monroe, Auburn and South Carolina. They’ll add 2 more wins by beating a terrible MSU team and Abilene FCS Christian. 

The one loss? To an Alabama team that Texas beat on the road. But UT has the easy schedule. 

I also like the idiot who thinks KSU went for 2 and the dipshit who thinks that Maalik Murphy is not only on the same planet as Quinn Ewers but actually better. 

They really can tell themselves whatever they have to in order to protect their tiny and fragile psyches. 

I think he meant after the td and made xp. We lined up offsides but the still rekicked after making it. That didn’t make sense to me either unless it was offsides with contact. 

4 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

I think he meant after the td and made xp. We lined up offsides but the still rekicked after making it. That didn’t make sense to me either unless it was offsides with contact. 

It was blown dead before the kick

5 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

I think he meant after the td and made xp. We lined up offsides but the still rekicked after making it. That didn’t make sense to me either unless it was offsides with contact. 

I know what he was referring to, but KSU didn’t choose to “go for two” and it’s clear he’s an idiot. 

This thread is truly amazing after a loss. Good thing we get at least 5 of these per year.

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

No, the Yankees have won championships.

 

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Maybe he means the 2023 New York Yankees:

  • 2 games over .500
  • 4th in their division
  • Missed the playoffs

-massive salaries

56 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

I think he meant after the td and made xp. We lined up offsides but the still rekicked after making it. That didn’t make sense to me either unless it was offsides with contact. 

They blew it dead before the kick because Robinson had a clear path to the holder

If Max does have a broken rib, there's no fucking way Weig's parents let him play for aggy and the piece of shit Oline. 

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

If Max does have a broken rib, there's no fucking way Weig's parents let him play for aggy and the piece of shit Oline. 

I said weeks ago I doubt weigman plays another down of A&M football, but Max Johnson may not either 

Who is the 3rd stringer anyway? 12th man?

E Gill King

2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Jimbo would be undefeated in the big 12 with this talent, fEr SuRe!

 

Conversely, Texas is actually undefeated in the SEC this year....on the road even.

Aggys everywhere are dreaming of being as "bad" as Texas.

Bryce Foster is so bad it's funny. It's even more enjoyable knowing how his mom acted during the recruiting process. 

13 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Who is the 3rd stringer anyway? 12th man?

A guy they got from the transfer portal from Fresno State.  An important note is I believe he was the backup QB at Fresno State.

11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

A guy they got from the transfer portal from Fresno State.  An important note is I believe he was the backup QB at Fresno State.

Third string for two years with 2 rushing attempts in 2022,  8 pass attempts in 2021.

1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Bryce Foster is so bad it's funny. It's even more enjoyable knowing how his mom acted during the recruiting process. 

What happened there? What was the deal with his mom? 

6 minutes ago, Chooky said:

What happened there? What was the deal with his mom? 

She's a red ass aggy that posted a bunch of stuff on Texags. 

Foster could picked a much better school for track and field but his mom is a moron. Red ass aggy gonna red ass aggy. 

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

She's a red ass aggy that posted a bunch of stuff on Texags. 

Foster could picked a much better school for track and field but his mom is a moron. Red ass aggy gonna red ass aggy. 

being aggy above what's best for your kids. 

7 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

 

Dunked on his soul.... after eating 3 L's

Me: That’s a bad look. Do we really want these dudes on Texas?? 
 


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12 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

 

Dunked on his soul.... after eating 3 L's

Definitely the actions of a young man grounded in the teachings of Christ. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Definitely the actions of a young man grounded in the teachings of Christ. 

aggy honor code. Get it right!

What specific group of unhinged, socially inept, and delusional people would think that exchange made McKinley look good? Oh. Oh yeah. Never mind. 

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That screen shot is from McKinnley Jackson, aggy DT who was busted with 2° quantity of k2, from Lucedale, MS, not from the Christian recruit Dominick McKinley whose mom is presently being duped by Jimbo.

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Definitely the actions of a young man grounded in the teachings of Christ. 

let he who is without Ls cast the first dunk

46 minutes ago, Tony Two K said:

That screen shot is from McKinnley Jackson, aggy DT who was busted with 2° quantity of k2, from Lucedale, MS, not from the Christian recruit Dominick McKinley whose mom is presently being duped by Jimbo.

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Haha, he showed Kiffin!  Went 0-3 against him, experienced 4 fewer wins (so far) and 2 fewer bowl games (at least) over his career.   Whoop!

26 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Haha, he showed Kiffin!  Went 0-3 against him, experienced 4 fewer wins (so far) and 2 fewer bowl games (at least) over his career.   Whoop!

Stupid sip, he got to party with male cheerleaders dressed up like milkmen. That is priceless.

 

Is that supposed to make Kiffin look bad? That’s just standard recruit talk.

Jesus. Even their players are fucking weird.

Well yeah, they chose aggy. Shoulda been a clue.

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1 hour ago, Tony Two K said:

That screen shot is from McKinnley Jackson, aggy DT who was busted with 2° quantity of k2, from Lucedale, MS, not from the Christian recruit Dominick McKinley whose mom is presently being duped by Jimbo.

 

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McKinley: "I CAN'T SAY what he said behind closed doors."

Loochie: "Okay McKinley now that it's just us, what did Lane Kiffin say to you behind closed doors?"

McKinley: "Man that idiot was going on and on about what a loser Jimbo is, how he'll never win shit, how he'll be the laughing stock of college football within 2 years. He told me Jimbo knows less about football than most high school football coaches in Mississippi. Just some crazy, wild lies. And my dad told me never to repeat what he said about Jimbo and his ex-wife."

Looch coming in hot on the loochador pointing out aggy is 10-11 in their last 21, lost 9 in a row on the road, and 6-12 in their last 18 vs P5.

Then he gets into the regularly scheduled shoulda, coulda, almost breakdown of the game.

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

Looch coming in hot on the loochador pointing out aggy is 10-11 in their last 21, lost 9 in a row on the road, and 6-12 in their last 18 vs P5.

Then he gets into the regularly scheduled shoulda, coulda, almost breakdown of the game.

If he’s stating that shit out loud, it might actually indicate they have the money. Or they think they have the money, to fire Hillbilly Bruh Man

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Definitely the actions of a young man grounded in the teachings of Christ. 

Christ talked more smack than Larry Bird.

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

Billy also claims Texas is the luckiest team in the country.

No reason he’d ever know, but winners make their own luck.   

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