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I think the best part is Looch dropped the banhammer for that, but the posts bitching about pride month and Mexicans being UT fans are totally cool. Because aggy.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

I think the best part is Looch dropped the banhammer for that, but the posts bitching about pride month and Mexicans being UT fans are totally cool. Because aggy.

Why have a Cloak Room forum when the entirety of TexAgs is cloak room?

8 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Remember it's this guy dropping the banhammer.

 

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I would love to beat the hell out of that asshole. 

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2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Why have a Cloak Room forum when the entirety of TexAgs is cloak room?

Cloak room means something different for the average TexAgs poster 

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15 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

No shit...a 3 day ban for that post?  What a thin skinned piece of shit pussy.

That was just a statement of fact. He wasn't wrong. Liucci really taking some lessons from their North Korean architects. 

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Derek Williams isn't really a 5 star, this is our first "legitimate" head-to-head win, etc etc

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34 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looch has begun enforcing messaging purity among the proletariat

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Holy S!  This thread keeps getting better each day.

34 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looch has begun enforcing messaging purity among the proletariat

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44 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

No shit...a 3 day ban for that post?  What a thin skinned piece of shit pussy.

Anything that's positive about Texas is a ban. 

2 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

@texifornia, just wanted to let you know you're doing the Lord's work in this thread. 

Be sure to offer homage to @Longhorn_Frenzy. He's the one who created the screenshots.

42 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Derek Williams isn't really a 5 star, this is our first "legitimate" head-to-head win, etc etc

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Lol at them comparing themselves to Alabama and us to Auburn. Historically they’re not even in the same stratosphere as either of those. They had one good recruiting class and suddenly they’re Alabama.

The crazy part is they think we are 75% done with our class. Those fuckers are just stupid.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I think the best part is Looch dropped the banhammer for that, but the posts bitching about pride month and Mexicans being UT fans are totally cool. Because aggy.

Once again you've crystallized my very thoughts.

Why do aggys keep saying they're taking a small class? 

With the transfer portal and their mercenaries they will still take 25+.  

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Hi Drew!

 

Google search results for "internecine" will skyrocket in College Station. 

The funny thing is that we are likely done taking the 3 stars, our class floor is set. We will only be taking 4 and 5 star guys left on our board. Most will be guys aggy wants as well. Their backup options are running dry, and they are losing out on the blue chip wars right now. Not to say they will not money whip some guys, they will.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

The funny thing is that we are likely done taking the 3 stars, our class floor is set. We will only be taking 4 and 5 star guys left on our board. Most will be guys aggy wants as well. Their backup options are running dry, and they are losing out on the blue chip wars right now. Not to say they will not money whip some guys, they will.

This. All of the guys who might have been in danger of losing their spot went ahead and committed so they don’t get left out. All that’s left are guys at the top of the board and ‘number-busters’ who might want to jump in late. 

They keep talking about "Texas still has a season to play" well so do they which should result in the yearly 7-5/8-4.

Yeah they sure talk tough for an 8-5 team scared of Wake Forest

1 hour ago, GTX Horn said:

Lol at them comparing themselves to Alabama and us to Auburn. Historically they’re not even in the same stratosphere as either of those. They had one good recruiting class and suddenly they’re Alabama.

And that neatly sums up what's it all about to be an aggie. They are the undisputed national champions of, delusions of grandeur.

4 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

He should use words that people use.

I know right? Fucking nursing majors

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Looch banning coopercuffe is fucking awesome.  Two of the shittiest tools on the interwebs.

Nothing makes me laugh harder than an aggy using their own past shitty coach to really bring home how shitty they think our coach is haha! Who the fuck is arrogant as shit but also uses self deprecating humor…gotta be an aggy. Baa baa lol 

Are they still confusing their bag game with NIL?  I can't wait until it blows up in their face.  Let's go Nolan! Stewart!

I fucking love their insistence our class is almost done. We’re going to take 28 kids if we want. If most of the rest are 4 or 5 stars, what’s the class look like then, dumbshits?

17 hours ago, texifornia said:

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I've seen Looch be a crying little bitch plenty of times, but this is an all timer from him. 

 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I fucking love their insistence our class is almost done. We’re going to take 28 kids if we want. If most of the rest are 4 or 5 stars, what’s the class look like then, dumbshits?

I honestly don’t think there is a cap on the class for this cycle in Sarkisian’s mind. 28, 32, 35, if the right guys want in, they’re not going to give a shit. Whatever the number, the aggies thinking it’s anything low are just projecting their own insecurities at it. Also, they actually really are supposedly taking a smaller class, in a cycle without counters. Only aggies are this moronic. 

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I honestly don’t think there is a cap on the class for this cycle in Sarkisian’s mind. 28, 32, 35, if the right guys want in, they’re not going to give a shit. Whatever the number, the aggies thinking it’s anything low are just projecting their own insecurities at it. Also, they actually really are supposedly taking a smaller class, in a cycle without counters. Only aggies are this moronic. 

Guarantee you that we hear some version of “we are just that happy with our hand-picked Jimbo roster that we don’t need to reach for anyone” at some point. 

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