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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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42 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Would you look at that, Jimbo really did bring the CFP trophy to East Texas

 

but, will Brookshire's be open?

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A&M is basically SMU'ing themselves through pure incompetence and mismanagement. I've always believed they're the types to shoot themselves in the foot, but I never fully bought in to the idea that even their most successful and esteemed alums had some magical curse of dumbfuckery and humiliating instinct that wildly successful multimillionaire types would embody just out of association with the school. I never wanted to succumb to this type of attitude, but it's getting nearly impossible to not take as much enjoyment watching them stick their hand in the disposal over and over again as I do watching Texas play and win. 

 

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3 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

A&M is basically SMU'ing themselves through pure incompetence and mismanagement. I've always believed they're the types to shoot themselves in the foot, but I never fully bought in to the idea that even their most successful and esteemed alums had some magical curse of dumbfuckery and humiliating instinct that wildly successful multimillionaire types would embody just out of association with the school. I never wanted to succumb to this type of attitude, but it's getting nearly impossible to not take as much enjoyment watching them stick their hand in the disposal over and over again as I do watching Texas play and win. 

 

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I mean….its pretty funny.

48 minutes ago, Deej said:

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Jace must be an aggy law grad. They only teach the assumption of risk concept in a “torts against farm animals and your best legal defenses” lecture. 

Texas A&M Aggie Grabs Ben Cotton's Junk - YouTube

That Cornhusker forced his genitals into our players fist, that's sexual assault!

Jimbo will laugh all the way to the bank, no matter what happens. 

aggy deserves every bit of the destruction he brings upon their shitty program.

3 hours ago, Deej said:

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You laugh, but Texas A&M is a top school for video game law. Aggies tried both sides of the landmark tea-bagging case Pen15 v. XxKiller_Instinct1994xX

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4 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Texas A&M Aggie Grabs Ben Cotton's Junk - YouTube

That Cornhusker forced his genitals into our players fist, that's sexual assault!

First thing I thought of when I read that numbskull's post about "sexual assault" was this particular play.  Well played, sir. 

13 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

That Cornhusker forced his genitals into our players fist, that's sexual assault!

Jimbo didn't angrily shove the QB with broken ribs from behind and thus commit assault with intent to cause bodily harm, Max accidentally moon-walked into him.

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No yelling.  No screaming.  No hysteria.

Just the ineluctable persuasion of cold, dispassionate logic.

 

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9 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

No yelling.  No screaming.  No hysteria.

Just the ineluctable persuasion of cold, dispassionate logic.

 

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Can’t argue with that.  Mostly because I can’t understand it. 

32 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

No yelling.  No screaming.  No hysteria.

Just the ineluctable persuasion of cold, dispassionate logic.

 

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Is this the guy that writes the midnight yell material for the milkmen?

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Somebody tell Ketch about this government ham program

40 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Can’t argue with that.  Mostly because I can’t understand it. 

I speak mongoloid.  Want me to translate?

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Somebody tell Ketch about this government ham program

Apparently he also has the option to EAT A DIKKK

27 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Apparently he also has the option to EAT A DIKKK

Since he is talking about roadkill I guess maybe he meant a dik-dik.

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19 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Can’t argue with that.  Mostly because I can’t understand it. 

You must be on the outside looking in.  

16 hours ago, Horndog said:

Since he is talking about roadkill I guess maybe he meant a dik-dik.

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What an oddly pretty deer. Looks like it is wearing mascara and mousse. 

4 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

What an oddly pretty deer. Looks like it is wearing mascara and mousse. 

you have the weirdest boner?

16 hours ago, Horndog said:

Since he is talking about roadkill I guess maybe he meant a dik-dik.

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Am I the only one wondering what it would taste like, because i would eat that 

17 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

What an oddly pretty deer. Looks like it is wearing mascara and mousse. 

 

16 hours ago, Horndog said:

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Whore!

 

13 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Am I the only one wondering what it would taste like, because i would eat that 

Perv!

18 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Dik dik tastes good.

Bob Stoops sock confirmed

On 11/7/2023 at 7:28 PM, Redneck Mutha said:

Texas A&M Aggie Grabs Ben Cotton's Junk - YouTube

That Cornhusker forced his genitals into our players fist, that's sexual assault!

Not if he liked it.

this side trail had me thinking i had wandered into the 2024 recruiting thread

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1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Son, your team is also 5-4 and got BTFO by Miami. How are you gonna talk shit about Georgia Tech?

Has anyone done a breakdown of why Jimbo's offense sucks? It's just stated as fact (and the losses prove it), but I'm curious if there is a schematic/systemic analysis of it around.

7 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Has anyone done a breakdown of why Jimbo's offense sucks? It's just stated as fact (and the losses prove it), but I'm curious if there is a schematic/systemic analysis of it around.

His offense is obscene.  You know it when you see it.

16 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Has anyone done a breakdown of why Jimbo's offense sucks? It's just stated as fact (and the losses prove it), but I'm curious if there is a schematic/systemic analysis of it around.

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55 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Has anyone done a breakdown of why Jimbo's offense sucks? It's just stated as fact (and the losses prove it), but I'm curious if there is a schematic/systemic analysis of it around.

One detail I recall hearing/reading somewhere is that there is very little pre-snap motion. Dunno if that's changed with Petrino.

58 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

so complex not even conner stalions could steal his signs 

As bad as their oline is, you may not even want to know what play they're running.

2 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

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There was a twitter thread or something talking about all the shit Jimbo had in his hands. One guy asked if Jimbo was doing his taxes. Still makes me laugh.

Yes aggy, you celebrated getting that first ass kicking on your home field, while CDC and everyone else just said “fine,” let’s just get it started again! But no - aggy ain’t ready just yet, even with their perceived head start into the SEC!

Their “bragging rights” are definitely being diminished as the time flies by them. They no longer have any semblance of an “advantage” to talk shit, let alone in recruiting. So let that sink in, aggy, as your historical mediocre self, is about to hit you in the face!

Hook’em!!!

i wonder how their boards are responding to the whole extend the whole staff thing?

Extend them all - I say! Even the dummy-jumping QB Coach!

Hook’em!!!

16 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

your historical mediocre self, is about to hit you in the face!

That's their fetish. 

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