November 19, 20232 yr 9 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said: Not that it’s news to any of us, but a good reminder that Aggies can’t help but watch us play.
November 19, 20232 yr Popular Post This is the true brand of TexAgs toughness: cheat and assault someone from the rear. The same classy, stadium-guiding fans that brought you Cart McCry while creaming their panties when Eyebrows McGee started his first fake limp after the first play from scrimmage. They love that one of their military school men hurled a shovel full of horse manure on band members in the stands who had no way to retaliate. At least they couldn't before the cops grabbed that degenerate. They have the kind of toughness that is very defensive about not being considered students at a military school where only about 5% are in the ROTC and only about half of those nerds actually take a commission in the armed forces. We're a military school! You hear what that yokel said? Edited November 19, 20232 yr by RomaVicta
November 19, 20232 yr I love that about 1 in 4 is grudgingly forced to admit that we might be good while the remainder (3 out of 4 for any Aggy "reading") stick to the narrative that Aggy would have done the same, despite them having the same record in the big 12 as they do in the SEC. Newsflash... While the recruiting ratings are higher in the SEC, the SEC, just like the big 12, has a bunch of mediocre teams. Georgia is elite. Bama is bama. The fact that Missouri, with less talent on paper than Tennessee, Florida, LSU, Aggy, and others is going fine is testament to it. Guess what Aggy? Next year when we're in the SECsecsec... We will still be better than you. You will still be mediocre. Enjoy being Auburn to our Alabama
November 19, 20232 yr Ho Hummm. Water is wet. I cannot believe I wasted moments of my life reading about these pig farmers.
November 19, 20232 yr Popular Post Rankings based on FPI (sorry I know it isn't great but it is easy to find) Record vs Top XX Top 10 Texas 1-1 A&M 0-1 Top 20 Texas 2-1 A&M 0-3 Top 40 Texas 5-1 A&M 2-4 Top 100 Texas 10-1 A&M 4-4
November 19, 20232 yr Our SOS is four spots higher than aggy, and we play in the “BDF” while they play national title contenders week in and week out
November 19, 20232 yr Popular Post 15 minutes ago, Yesh said: Rankings based on FPI (sorry I know it isn't great but it is easy to find) Record vs Top XX Top 10 Texas 1-1 A&M 0-1 Top 20 Texas 2-1 A&M 0-3 Top 40 Texas 5-1 A&M 2-4 Top 100 Texas 10-1 A&M 4-4 It is even funnier when you look at it this way. Record vs Opponent Rank Opponents 1-20 Texas 2-1 A&M 0-3 Opponents 21-40 Texas 3-0 A&M 2-1 Opponents 41-100 Texas 5-0 A&M 2-0 Opponents <100 Texas N/A A&M 3-0
November 19, 20232 yr They don’t deal in facts. They also don’t deal in reality, as they are barking about schedule strength and how bad isu is hours after playing abilene Christian in mid November.
November 19, 20232 yr Reconciling their preseason “they may lose 6 games” statements with the current “of course they are beating up on this schedule” is delicious.
November 19, 20232 yr 53 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said: What team has 4 top teams on their schedule? Well, aggy has lost four games so logically, aggy has four top teams on their schedule. It's the only explanation you stupid sips.
November 19, 20232 yr Popular Post 8 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said: Reconciling their preseason “they may lose 6 games” statements with the current “of course they are beating up on this schedule” is delicious. Bama was going to beat us by 21 until they didn’t, then they were the worst bama team ever under Saban, and now they are back to beating us by 21. we caught them in this magical 1-3 week window of vulnerability.
November 19, 20232 yr Are we gonna switch to the schedule where we play a sister of the poor the 2nd to last week of the season like the SEC does now or are they gonna have to change that?
November 19, 20232 yr I’m still laughing about them complaining about our weak schedule when it’s really not that hard to see that in pretty much every result in a google search, we have the tougher schedule.
November 19, 20232 yr Aggie would lose to OU, Kansas, Kansas St, Iowa St and OSU. That’s all before they have to play us. That makes for another 6-6 season or what they were in the Big 12. Different conference, same results, same Aggie delusion
November 19, 20232 yr Popular Post Those dorks continue to win a metric fuckton of games they never play, all the while we are getting our asses whipped in a bunch of games we never play. I like the part where they talk about the hypothetical beating Texas would take if they had to play Alabama. Man, it’s too bad these things can’t get settled on the actual field.
November 19, 20232 yr "Woulda been undefeated in the BDF ya stupid sip" is absolute evergreen content from these freaks. I am actually excited to see what replaces it next year. Maybe just increased complaints about Sankey and the $EC refs favoring us, but I'm sure their aggie brains will come up with something hilarious.
November 19, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Jimmy Two Times said: "Woulda been undefeated in the BDF ya stupid sip" is absolute evergreen content from these freaks. I am actually excited to see what replaces it next year. Maybe just increased complaints about Sankey and the $EC refs favoring us, but I'm sure their aggie brains will come up with something hilarious. Next year they will be in a “it’s year 1, ground up building, new culture being established” rationalization after their first loss or two, while they either overflow their jars if we lose a few because they feel vindicated about the schedule stuff, or are completely frustrated that we are getting all the calls as newbs in the conference and win games we should be losing. they are nothing if not predictable.
November 19, 20232 yr Their signature win for the season will end up being win against Auburn at home. Their second will be beating Miss State at home. Them talking crap to anyone other than maybe Vandy is laughable. Edited November 19, 20232 yr by MonkeyDoughnut
November 19, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said: Bama was going to beat us by 21 until they didn’t, then they were the worst bama team ever under Saban, and now they are back to beating us by 21. we caught them in this magical 1-3 week window of vulnerability. Their starting QB was so bad for a week and then magically he's good the rest of the season.
November 19, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said: Their signature win for the season will end up being win against Auburn at home. Their second will be beating Miss State at home. Them talking crap to anyone other than maybe Vandy is laughable. So they call out the big12 for having 6 teams not bowl eligible as of now, when the sec has 5 such teams while playing one fewer conference game?
November 19, 20232 yr Congrats on your latest epic non P5 win today. That they were actually LOSING early on when ACU strip sacked, grabbed the ball out of the air and ran it all the way home. Whoever the new coach is will need to hit the portal hard for O-line.Oh, and Rick McIvor's spawn was able to put up some yardage on that sad sack aggy secondary. If ACU had the same bench depth they could have won.
November 19, 20232 yr I feel like we’re the only people paying any attention to them. It’s hilarious but it might be more hilarious to have them melt down about being wholly ignored.
November 19, 20232 yr 50 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: So they call out the big12 for having 6 teams not bowl eligible as of now, when the sec has 5 such teams while playing one fewer conference game? Fun fact: It's been 1,051 days since aggy played in a bowl game. If you enrolled there as a freshman in Spring 2021, congratulations, you have made it to your senior year without going to a bowl game. Edited November 19, 20232 yr by Redneck Mutha
November 19, 20232 yr The invention of the internet is not good for an Aggie. It cements their thoughts in writing for an eternity. The jealousy, the distorted views of reality, the incorrect interpretation of facts, the obsession. It’s so cringeworthy I can hardly read it. I can’t believe that there are people out there walking the earth this dumb.
November 19, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, kevwun said: Are we gonna switch to the schedule where we play a sister of the poor the 2nd to last week of the season like the SEC does now or are they gonna have to change that? Yes, but we aren't playing it 2nd to last week on the season. Will play three G5 in three of first four games.
November 19, 20232 yr Aggy talking shit about our schedule is the chef's kiss. They just played against abiline Christian. Also, they're sticking to the talking point that Alabama would beat us if we played them now. Good stuff.
November 19, 20232 yr We've never had to play a real opponent like Appalachian State. We will never know what tough football is like.
November 19, 20232 yr 52 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said: Thing that hurts the worst is "Turd University." Yet they are the university that has a major which deals with animal turds.
November 19, 20232 yr They got Arkansas, auburn, acu, New Mexico, and Louisiana-Monroe, and Mississippi state as half of their schedule. the difference in their schedule and bama’s is..uh…Texas. Weird that they can’t see that. our non con is bama, rice, and Wyoming. Bama is doing their thing, rice and Wyoming are doing well on their conferences. anyone not blinded by idiocy and hatred can understand the sos rankings.
November 19, 20232 yr 8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: They got Arkansas, auburn, acu, New Mexico, and Louisiana-Monroe, and Mississippi state as half of their schedule. the difference in their schedule and bama’s is..uh…Texas. Weird that they can’t see that. our non con is bama, rice, and Wyoming. Bama is doing their thing, rice and Wyoming are doing well on their conferences. anyone not blinded by idiocy and hatred can understand the sos rankings. True. But then again Bama getting A&M vs A&M getting Bama is a pretty huge difference, imo
November 19, 20232 yr 32 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said: Yes, but we aren't playing it 2nd to last week on the season. Will play three G5 in three of first four games. Is it official that the SEC is sticking with 8 conference games moving forward?
November 19, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said: And the only one that is currently above .500 just lost to New Mexico State. Badly.
November 19, 20232 yr 28 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said: Is it official that the SEC is sticking with 8 conference games moving forward? Next year is the only one locked in
November 19, 20232 yr aggy plays New Mexico State next year. That's going to be an Appalachian State type game for them.
November 19, 20232 yr They never cease to astound me. I've watched maybe a quarter and a half of an aggy game this year - and that was part of the hilarious collapse against Miami that anyone with half a brain saw coming. Since it's not 1989, there's pretty much always actual good teams on that I can watch instead. Or at least fun teams who don't run a 1970s offense. That way, I can enjoy seeing innovation and/or intelligent play calling and say things like "wow. That was a cool, really smart play. I hope Sark picks that one up" - see ISU's 4th down TD call last night, as frustrating as it was to watch in the moment (side note: love or hate Sark, it's nice having a coach who actually runs the type of play that elicits that kind of reaction on at least a semi-regular basis). Those pigfuckers watch every single second of every single game we play, no matter what the score is, and focus on that shit like they're preparing for the bar exam or the USMLE. Each and every one of those weirdos needs lifelong psychotherapy with accompanying INTENSE psychiatric care and even that's probably not nearly enough. I would say lobotomies might do the trick but I'm pretty sure most them have already had one, so... Edited November 20, 20232 yr by campcrunk
November 19, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said: this is hilarious. Edited November 19, 20232 yr by DigglerontheHoof
November 19, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said: Is it official that the SEC is sticking with 8 conference games moving forward? That's the plan for 2024. But it will be a topic of discussion this summer for 2025 and beyond, I'm sure.
November 19, 20232 yr He's right. Some are acting that way if you count the people who are acting like we're acting that way. Well, we know somebody who did that. This somebody is prouder to lose with an SEC patch on their jerseys. It just means more. If Texas were running away from the Big 12 because we can't win it, why would we bring the 14-time (mouth vomit) conference champion with us? It really makes me mad when they call me sippy. Clearly, Texags should be put in charge of selecting the top teams. They could tell Miami was elite before anyone else even thought of it. Same goes for Tennessee. They know football like Jimbo knows how to win a...
November 19, 20232 yr In the world of nonsensical hypotheticals, aggys always win nattys and never get vd from their sheep concubines.
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